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Hatfield
3/9/2006, 03:15 PM
sparky
mdklatt
3/9/2006, 03:22 PM
Why would a dog have prosthetic testicles? And why would they drag on the ground? What happened to the scrotum?
colleyvillesooner
3/9/2006, 03:23 PM
Why would a dog have prosthetic testicles? And why would they drag on the ground? What happened to the scrotum?

you suck. :D
JohnnyMack
3/9/2006, 03:25 PM
Why would a dog have prosthetic testicles? And why would they drag on the ground? What happened to the scrotum?

Steel testicles + ground + movement = no more scrotum.
IronSooner
3/9/2006, 03:36 PM
Some kind of wheelbarrow? Testiclebarrow?
BeetDigger
3/9/2006, 03:41 PM
A perfectly good joke shot to sh!t over the details. I tell you people, the devil is in the details.
mdklatt
3/9/2006, 03:42 PM
Steel testicles + ground + movement = no more scrotum.

Very true...but I still have to wonder why a dog would have steel testicles.
jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
3/9/2006, 03:51 PM
Very true...but I still have to wonder why a dog would have to steal testicles.

he was poor?
NormanPride
3/9/2006, 04:02 PM
Couldn't afford the platinum "spinnaz" upgrade.
Pieces Hit
3/9/2006, 04:21 PM
This sounds like a job for Carrie Underwood.
JohnnyMack
3/9/2006, 04:24 PM
I'd like a blow job from Carrie Underwood.

:eddie:
Pieces Hit
3/9/2006, 04:25 PM
Can't argue with that.
slickdawg
3/9/2006, 04:26 PM
I'll never forget Letterman introducing "nuticles" on his show years ago.
Fake testicles for your dog that has been fixed, so you have the "appearance" they are there.
IronSooner
3/9/2006, 04:45 PM
were they made out of steel?
jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
3/9/2006, 04:46 PM
I'll never forget Letterman introducing "nuticles" on his show years ago.
Fake testicles for your dog that has been fixed, so you have the "appearance" they are there.

ah, so this is why they have them on trucks now.
slickdawg
3/9/2006, 04:48 PM
were they made out of steel?

They were made of a plastic/rubber composite and were dark green if I remember right.
slickdawg
3/9/2006, 04:50 PM
Excuse me, it's neuticles, and they are pricey, but come in multiple sizes:

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html


pictures:

http://www.neuticles.com/webpages/cost_tab.html
handcrafted
3/9/2006, 04:51 PM
ah, so this is why they have them on trucks now.

Yeah, I was wondering about that. All you f'n hillbillies out there, what's up with the fake bull jewels on the back o' yer truck????
crawfish
3/9/2006, 04:52 PM
I'll never forget Letterman introducing "nuticles" on his show years ago.
Fake testicles for your dog that has been fixed, so you have the "appearance" they are there.

leno would've never thought of something funny like "nuticles".

Conan would've added a weiner.
slickdawg
3/9/2006, 04:56 PM
Yeah, I was wondering about that. All you f'n hillbillies out there, what's up with the fake bull jewels on the back o' yer truck????


Ah yes, the "truck-nutz", avaiable from your local redneck truck shop.

http://www.bullsballs.com/ford/truck/fordtballs09.jpg
mdklatt
3/9/2006, 04:59 PM
Yeah, I was wondering about that. All you f'n hillbillies out there, what's up with the fake bull jewels on the back o' yer truck????

I'm starting to see these around Norman. :rolleyes:
IronSooner
3/9/2006, 04:59 PM
Wow. I'm speechless. Is that a f'in hillbilly tag behind the "BIG" sign? ;)
BeetDigger
3/9/2006, 05:21 PM
Ah yes, the "truck-nutz", avaiable from your local redneck truck shop.

http://www.bullsballs.com/ford/truck/fordtballs09.jpg


Great, I look forward to the day that I am behind a truck with those and my daughter asks what they are and why are they on that truck. Between these and the little boy whizzing on the truck emblem - good times.
handcrafted
3/9/2006, 05:24 PM
Great, I look forward to the day that I am behind a truck with those and my daughter asks what they are and why are they on that truck. Between these and the little boy whizzing on the truck emblem - good times.

Both of these must be hillbilly requisites. They have all conceivable combinations of "whiz decals" these days.
slickdawg
3/9/2006, 06:24 PM
Both of these must be hillbilly requisites. They have all conceivable combinations of "whiz decals" these days.


Indeed. they are all over the place down here.

Kiln, Mississippi is Brett Favre's home town.

It's called "The Kill" by the locals.

So I call them Killbillies.
mdklatt
3/9/2006, 06:42 PM
Great, I look forward to the day that I am behind a truck with those and my daughter asks what they are and why are they on that truck.

Just tell her it's a mail truck.
jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
3/9/2006, 06:42 PM
a tubman 601?
mdklatt
3/9/2006, 06:43 PM
a tubman 601?

Exactly.
JohnnyMack
3/9/2006, 07:22 PM
tubgirl?

:eddie: :eddie: :eddie: :eddie: :eddie: :eddie: