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Penguin
3/8/2006, 04:38 PM
I must be one of the 4% in America that was never molested as a child.


Is it now an American institution to be molested, or does the media really blow this stuff out of proportion?


I truly am sorry if this offends anyone. I understand that child molestation is never a joke. I'm just wondering if it's really that big of a problem or if I was one of the most sheltered children in America.

I see stories on the news and I don't know whether to be scared for America's youth or if I should just ignore another overblown subject.

Hatfield
3/8/2006, 04:40 PM
how does it feel to know even the priests thought you were ugly?

slickdawg
3/8/2006, 04:41 PM
WTF? Has some nutcase stated that 96% of US children are molested??

I join you in the 4%

silverwheels
3/8/2006, 04:42 PM
You like that South Park episode too, huh?

NormanPride
3/8/2006, 04:45 PM
See? This is why I never watch the news.

"STUDY SHOWS 98%* POLLED HAVE DIABETES"



*polled 1 person 100 times

DeadSolidPerfect
3/8/2006, 04:48 PM
I must be one of the 4% in America that was never molested as a child.


Is it now an American institution to be molested, or does the media really blow this stuff out of proportion?


I truly am sorry if this offends anyone. I understand that child molestation is never a joke. I'm just wondering if it's really that big of a problem or if I was one of the most sheltered children in America.

I see stories on the news and I don't know whether to be scared for America's youth or if I should just ignore another overblown subject.
Why do these people insist on burdening the rest of us with their problems? Why is this my business and why does she think I want to know?

Mjcpr
3/8/2006, 04:49 PM
*polled 1 person 100 times

This is beginning to sound like a Dallas lunch thread.

Penguin
3/8/2006, 04:51 PM
I take that back. I was "molested" several times in college.

GDC
3/8/2006, 04:54 PM
This is beginning to sound like a Dallas lunch thread.

please god no...

IronSooner
3/8/2006, 04:55 PM
I wasn't molested enough in college. :(

proud gonzo
3/8/2006, 05:35 PM
was it a poll of molestation victims? :confused:

imjebus
3/8/2006, 05:37 PM
Why do these people insist on burdening the rest of us with their problems? Why is this my business and why does she think I want to know?


Maybe to inform people that these sick bastards are out there and that we need to watch our kids.

crawfish
3/8/2006, 05:41 PM
This is beginning to sound like a Dallas lunch thread.

This is probably NOT the time to recommend BJ's at noon on Friday... :O

colleyvillesooner
3/8/2006, 05:44 PM
This is probably NOT the time to recommend BJ's at noon on Friday... :O

IN!

on second thought, maybe out.

IronSooner
3/8/2006, 05:45 PM
Is it just me or is it always people's uncles that do it? Fortunately for me I have no uncles, so maybe that's how I escaped unscathed.

mdklatt
3/8/2006, 05:49 PM
Is it just me or is it always people's uncles that do it?

And dudes named Lonnie. You can never trust a dude named Lonnie.

IronSooner
3/8/2006, 05:51 PM
Or the parents who named their kid Lonnie. That's rough.

mdklatt
3/8/2006, 05:59 PM
Or the parents who named their kid Lonnie. That's rough.

That's what sent Lonnie Latham down the path to darkness. I'm sure of it.

royalfan5
3/8/2006, 06:01 PM
Is it just me or is it always people's uncles that do it? Fortunately for me I have no uncles, so maybe that's how I escaped unscathed.
It also seems like Van/El Camino owners are disproportinately represented as well