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Viking Kitten
3/8/2006, 02:53 PM
This is kind of awkward. I knew we'd be getting new caulk, but the guy is just standing in the bush outside just scraping away. He's literally inches from me, and I have Very Important Work to do.

I am trying really hard not to make eye contact. He's been scraping almost two hours. How long does it normally take to remove old caulk anyway?

Fugue
3/8/2006, 02:54 PM
This is kind of awkward. I knew we'd be getting new caulk, but the guy is just standing in the bush outside just scraping away. He's literally inches from me, and I have Very Important Work to do.

I am trying really hard not to make eye contact. He's been scraping almost two hours. How long does it normally take to remove old caulk anyway?

a lot less than 2 hours.

mdklatt
3/8/2006, 02:55 PM
How long does it normally take to remove old caulk anyway?

That depends on what the chick inside the window is wearing.

Fugue
3/8/2006, 02:57 PM
give him a little show and he will take his caulk somewhere else.

BudSooner
3/8/2006, 02:57 PM
He's not scraping caulk...just FYI. ;)

ChickSoonerFan
3/8/2006, 02:59 PM
Pic?












Disclaimer: kidding incase Stanley reads this.

Ike
3/8/2006, 03:00 PM
does he have the googly eyes?

mdklatt
3/8/2006, 03:00 PM
He's not scraping caulk...just FYI. ;)

No, but there's a good chance he's "scraping caulk".

mdklatt
3/8/2006, 03:01 PM
If you think he's having impure thoughts you should call the police on him.

Viking Kitten
3/8/2006, 03:01 PM
Pic?












Disclaimer: kidding incase Stanley reads this.

He wouldn't be my first choice as far as caulk scrapers go.

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/8/2006, 03:01 PM
'Scraping Caulk'.

*Winks*

Got it. And the sparrow flies at midnight....

Grimey
3/8/2006, 03:01 PM
There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

so that's what the kids call it these days...

Okla-homey
3/8/2006, 03:02 PM
does he habla inglis?

colleyvillesooner
3/8/2006, 03:04 PM
He's literally inches from me, and I have Very Important Work to do.


Like, posting on here? ;)

crawfish
3/8/2006, 03:04 PM
Is he staring at the negspeck on your forehead,

or lower?

Mjcpr
3/8/2006, 03:05 PM
If you think he's having impure thoughts you should call the police on him.

Pure gold.

Mjcpr
3/8/2006, 03:06 PM
'Scraping Caulk'.

*Winks*

Got it. And the sparrow flies at midnight....

Is that a wink or a twitch?

Soonrboy
3/8/2006, 03:12 PM
is it hardening?

Soonrboy
3/8/2006, 03:12 PM
the caulk

NormanPride
3/8/2006, 03:13 PM
I'm almost done, I swear.

IB4OU2
3/8/2006, 03:13 PM
Blow your nose with a coffee filter and see if you can get a reaction.......

TexasLidig8r
3/8/2006, 03:15 PM
I am so not up to date on the "new spelling" the younger generation uses these days. :confused:

Viking Kitten
3/8/2006, 03:15 PM
does he habla inglis?

No, that's what's funny.

Some as$hat put an OSU sticker on my window a couple weeks ago, and I couldn't get to it because of the bush.

So a few minutes ago I used Babelfish to come up with "¿Puede usted quitar esta etiqueta engomada, por favor?" and went out and read him that statement from a cheat sheet.

Dude's all "si" and takes his scraper and gets the icky thing off my window at last.

Then I'm all "Gracias. Boomer Sooner!"

The dude was really nice and laughed in Spanish. :cool:

crawfish
3/8/2006, 03:15 PM
:eek: THAT'S NOT CAULK!!!! :eek:

Viking Kitten
3/8/2006, 03:16 PM
Like, posting on here? ;)

'Zactly.

mdklatt
3/8/2006, 03:17 PM
I couldn't get to it because of the bush.


No GBD's for you.

NormanPride
3/8/2006, 03:17 PM
How do you laugh in spanish?

Mjcpr
3/8/2006, 03:18 PM
How do you laugh in spanish?

Hahahahahahhahaha, esse'.

mdklatt
3/8/2006, 03:19 PM
How do you laugh in spanish?

Same as I do in English.

BudSooner
3/8/2006, 03:20 PM
nm.

crawfish
3/8/2006, 03:21 PM
:eek: THAT'S NOT SCRAPING!!!! :eek:

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/8/2006, 03:21 PM
Yeah and that Texas Tech dude was 'scraping' that bell, too...

BudSooner
3/8/2006, 03:32 PM
Does it look like he was "scraping" or "PULLING" on something?



It makes a difference...heh.

crawfish
3/8/2006, 03:42 PM
:eek: THAT'S NOT A WINDOW!!!! :eek:







errr...sorry, I think I've lost my momentum. :O

slickdawg
3/8/2006, 03:43 PM
Oh deer loard! "bush" and "caulk" - what's the SO coming to?!

Viking Kitten
3/8/2006, 03:43 PM
:eek: THAT'S NOT A WINDOW!!!! :eek:







errr...sorry, I think I've lost my momentum. :O
You once had momentum?


;)

OU Adonis
3/8/2006, 03:47 PM
After reading another post about VK's red mark, I am now starting to think the red mark isn't from a curling iron. :eek:

crawfish
3/8/2006, 03:54 PM
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You once had momentum?


;)

Humor me.

mdklatt
3/8/2006, 03:57 PM
Humor me.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar....

NormanPride
3/8/2006, 04:08 PM
A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar....

Not ANOTHER gay thread... :mad:

Flagstaffsooner
3/8/2006, 04:14 PM
After reading another post about VK's red mark, I am now starting to think the red mark isn't from a curling iron. :eek:Hot tamale burn?:O

proud gonzo
3/8/2006, 05:30 PM
How do you laugh in spanish?
jejeje jajaja

NormanPride
3/8/2006, 05:40 PM
jejeje jajaja

:O That's so wrong...

Sooner_Bob
3/8/2006, 06:16 PM
:O That's so wrong...


But funny. :D ;)

mdklatt
3/8/2006, 06:21 PM
jejeje jajaja

ji ji

Vaevictis
3/8/2006, 06:37 PM
How do you laugh in spanish?

jajajajajajajajaja, que un gringo estupido

^^^ that's how.

OKC Sooner
3/8/2006, 07:59 PM
Is that a wink or a twitch?
A wink's as good as a twitch to a blind bat. Or something like that....

proud gonzo
3/8/2006, 08:32 PM
:O That's so wrong...
...I wasn't kidding!

Al Gore
3/8/2006, 10:08 PM
the caulkspek......