Necrophelia

[BeetDigger]

Sort of a dead subject but one worth discussing.








I'll let someone else start the thread on beastiality.

[RacerX]

You would have to dig up this subject.

[Mjcpr]

I feel like I'm beating a dead horse here.

[GDC]

Anyone see The Corpse Bride?

[Harry Beanbag]

I used to work at a photofinishing lab, and one of the employees caught some pictures going through of some dude molesting a corpse. Turns out he was an undertaker, and he was arrested due to the diligence of said employee. Thankfully, I didn't see the photos.

[crawfish]

I feel like I'm beating a dead horse here.

You are now dead to me.

[Pieces Hit]

Getting a stiffie...

[Harry Beanbag]

You are now dead to me.


LOOK OUT MJ!!!11!1!!!!

[sanantoniosooner]

"THAT AIN'T ENBALMING FLUID HE'S PUTT'N IN THERE!"

[Mjcpr]

LOOK OUT MJ!!!11!1!!!!

Is that what he's up to? He told me rigor mortis had set in.


:mad:

[Howzit]

You are now dead to me, c'mere.

Fixed.

[Hamhock]

Molesting a dead horse...

[slickdawg]

Anyone ever hear Sam Kinison's skit on homosexual necropheliacs? hilarious!

[IronSooner]

Courtesy of Caroline's Spine:
I'm a necropheliac and I'm all right
I work it all day, work all night
I'm a necropheliac looking for reaction
my deviancy is at the core of attraction.
I'm a necropheliac close your eyes
no more laughter, no more cries
I'm a necropheliac check your head
I'm loving you alive, I'm loving you dead.
Will you marry me?
No, I don't think so.
I know you want my insides out
I know you need my insides out
I know you want me.
I'm a haphaephiliac I need to be touched
I like to be gentle, I like to be rough
I'm a coprophiliac and so kind
I'll take whatever you leave behind.
I'm a hypoxyphiliac I need the freedom to think about you
when I should be breathing. I'm an agrophiliac I need my
ground
won't lock you up, won't tie you down.
"...then she slipped a round of you then she said,
'I seem so helpless.'
"Yes" I replied.
Then she slipped out of view.
Slipped out of you."
I'm a necropheliac looking for reaction,
my deviancy lies at the core of attraction.

[Oldnslo]

PECCADILLO!

[OULOVE]

Dead people are cool.

[slickdawg]

I see dead people.....

[IronSooner]

I see dead people.....

...but would you hit one?

[slickdawg]

...but would you hit one?


Let's see.............


No

[Taxman71]

I could go for a cold one right about now....

[BeetDigger]

I could go for a cold one right about now....


I'll send Phyllis Diller right over.

[GDC]

I knew of a kid who was a bestial necrophiliac, and a coprophiliac to boot.

[Oldnslo]

Dead people are cool.
No. They're about room temperature.

[BeetDigger]

I can't believe that this thread has no stars. It's way better than the asexuality thread.

[yermom]

I knew of a kid who was a bestial necrophiliac, and a coprophiliac to boot.

that guy sounds like a hoot

[Harry Beanbag]

I knew of a kid who was a bestial necrophiliac, and a coprophiliac to boot.


What is that?

Edit: Nevermind, I just looked it up. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/wuerg/vomit-smiley-007.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/wuerg/vomit-smiley-007.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/wuerg/vomit-smiley-007.gif

[yermom]

p00p

[OU Adonis]

I don't see why its against the law. Its not like your hurting anyone. I mean THEY CANT FEEL A THING PEOPLE!>>!

[Harry Beanbag]

I've actually heard of women doing this. Apparently, embalming fluid does a funny thing to a man, something women wish would happen to live men.

[Taxman71]

The sex is the same, but the dishes are starting to stack up [rim shot]

[Jerk]

You know, the funny thing about dead people, is that many people believe that the DEAD are either in Heaven or Hell, or they've been re-incarnated, etc..but if that is so THEN THEY ARE NOT DEAD.

"My grandmother is dead...she is in heaven now"

WELL...IF SHE IS IN HEAVEN, SHE IS ALIVE NOW, BUDDY, SHE AINT DEAD":

[LoyalFan]

So this German tourist is walking along a remote stretch of beach at Cannes. He comes upon a beautiful girl, dead, naked, and lying on her back on the sand, who has apparently just drowned in the surf. Horrified, he runs to summon the authorities. A few moments later a gendarme, followed by the German fellow, arrives on the scene.
To their horror the find another frenchman, trousers around his ankles, plowing away in her defunct..uhhhh..you know.
"Monsieur! What are you doing? cries the cop, "Can you not see that this poor girl is cold and stiff? She is dead!"
"Mon Dieu!" exclaims the equally horrified perpetrator, "I just thought she was an American!"

Loyal"Digger"Fan
Still jonesin' for one last chance with Mary Jane.

[Czar Soonerov]

Dead people suck. (you have to pry thier mouth open)