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Shamu
3/7/2006, 03:16 PM
Stop eating all my tuna, Japan, or Shamu will have to choke a bitch. (http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2006/03/03/2003295497)

Japan Admits to Overfishing Tuna by 25 Percent

Japan, the world's top fish consumer, exceeded its catch quota for southern bluefin tuna by nearly 25 percent last year, forcing it to tighten fishing rules, officials said yesterday.

A voracious global appetite for fish, of which Japan's huge demand is a key part, has led to widespread overfishing and pushed many highly sought after species, including some varieties of bluefin tuna, close to the edge.
According to the UN, more than 70 percent of the world's commercially important fish stocks are either over-exploited, depleted, slowly recovering or close to the maximum sustainable level of exploitation.
Last year, Japan exceeded its 6,065 tonne quota of southern bluefin tuna by 1,500 tonnes, according to the Fisheries Agency, which blamed sloppy record-keeping for the disparity.
"There are some years where there's a sudden jump in catches just before the season ends, before we're able to declare the season over," he added. "Going over the quota a bit is actually not that uncommon, but this year the excess was quite large, making us think we need to revise our management system."
Quotas for each season's southern bluefin fishing are allotted by the Commission for Conservation of Southern Bluefin Tuna, comprising Japan, Australia, New Zealand, Taiwan and South Korea.
The fish are protected under guidelines laid down by the commission after years of heavy fishing, with the worldwide catch limited to 14,080 tons.
But Australia pointed out at the commission's annual meeting in October that as much as 99 percent of the world catch circulated in Japan, farm ministry official Shingo Kurohagi said.
Up to now, Japanese ships sent in periodic reports on their catches to the Fisheries Agency, which declared the season over when the quota was met.
"We checked the records, but it is true that we couldn't check every one," the fisheries official said.
Under the new rules, which take effect from April, each fishing company will be allotted a specific quota and will be required to tag each fish showing when and where it was caught.
Ships will also be permitted to unload their catch only at specific harbors. Violations will be punished by forbidding ships from leaving harbor, up to two years' jail and a fine of ¥500,000 (US$4,309).
Companies that buy and sell untagged and thus technically illegal fish could face punishment along with the fishing firms.
Last year, about 150,000 tonnes of tuna was consumed by Japanese households. That tuna may be slightly pricier this year, however. In response for going over last year's quota, Japan's allotment this year will be cut by 1,500 tonnes.

Mjcpr
3/7/2006, 03:21 PM
I blame Iron Chef for the whole sordid mess.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/7/2006, 03:21 PM
I disapprove of most commercial fishing. They take something like 95% of all fish that are killed, and then so much of the blame is placed on sport fishermen.

opksooner
3/7/2006, 03:21 PM
Look at it this way: They're also getting 25% more mercury.

GDC
3/7/2006, 03:23 PM
My grandfather killed more than one of the slanty eyed yellow bastards in the Pacific in WWII, they should have just sunk the whole island.

JohnnyMack
3/7/2006, 03:26 PM
I don't think "slanty eyed yellow bastards" is politically correct.

Shamu
3/7/2006, 03:30 PM
You people don't get it, do you?

THEY ARE EATING ALL MY TUNA!

GDC
3/7/2006, 03:32 PM
"nips"

BeetDigger
3/7/2006, 03:36 PM
"nips"


I've come to associate that term with other things. :mack:

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/7/2006, 03:37 PM
Easy, people...I gots bills to pay.

Tuna.

heh.

Shamu
3/7/2006, 03:40 PM
Shamu loves some tuna. Shamu will do a cute little tailspin for the right kind of tuna.

Mjcpr
3/7/2006, 03:42 PM
Shamu loves some tuna. Shamu will do a cute little tailspin for the right kind of tuna.

Is that a barnacle on your head?

:confused:

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/7/2006, 03:44 PM
Shamu loves some tuna. Shamu will do a cute little tailspin for the right kind of tuna.Get yerself some facial plastic surgery, and join the Nip sea-rape fleet.

Shamu
3/7/2006, 03:47 PM
Is that a barnacle on your head?

:confused:

Nah. That's my blowhole. People are always staring at it.

JohnnyMack
3/7/2006, 03:47 PM
http://shop.com.edgesuite.net/ccimg.shop.com/220000/228200/228208/products/21258503.jpg

That sounds tasty.

Mjcpr
3/7/2006, 03:49 PM
Nah. That's my blowhole. People are always staring at it.

Maybe if you wore a skirt or something.

Frozen Sooner
3/7/2006, 03:50 PM
I'm gonna have to go get me some of that.

NormanPride
3/7/2006, 03:50 PM
http://www.qball.org/images/76_parcells-342-1.jpg

:confused:

Mjcpr
3/7/2006, 03:51 PM
Is that a Tuna Toe?

Shamu
3/7/2006, 03:53 PM
Maybe if you wore a skirt or something.

You are the authority on skirts, Pat.

Mjcpr
3/7/2006, 03:55 PM
You are the authority on skirts, Pat.

You mean from chasing so many, right? :O

GDC
3/7/2006, 03:56 PM
I know who Shamu is.;)

Fugue
3/7/2006, 03:58 PM
there should be a neg spek dot on Shamu's head. that would be funny and stuff

TheHumanAlphabet
3/7/2006, 04:27 PM
Look at it this way: They're also getting 25% more mercury.

spek!

TheHumanAlphabet
3/7/2006, 04:29 PM
That's right, 'gooks' are a lower class; the kind that tried to kill me.

Okay, I thought...

nips = japs = slant eyed yellow bastages

gooks = nva = viet cong

yermom
3/7/2006, 05:22 PM
is "gook" that specific?

"nip" is from Nippon, right?

KC//CRIMSON
3/7/2006, 05:28 PM
You people don't get it, do you?

THEY ARE EATING ALL MY TUNA!

Damn Japaneze, that's Czar's Tuna!

IB4OU2
3/7/2006, 05:33 PM
Shamu loves some tuna. Shamu will do a cute little tailspin for the right kind of tuna.

So will IB........:O

critical_phil
3/7/2006, 05:44 PM
Hank: So are you Chinese or Japanese?

Khan: I'm Laotion

Bill: From the ocean??

Khan: No, Laos stupid. It land-locked country, Southest Asia.

Hank: ...so are you Chinese or Japanese?

SoonerBorn68
3/7/2006, 08:20 PM
I don't think "slanty eyed yellow bastards" is politically correct.

Granpa use to say "slant eyed, fish eatin' bastards". ;)

Frozen Sooner
3/7/2006, 08:26 PM
Commercial overfishing by Japanese fleets is a seriously big deal up here. There's a reason why salmon runs sucked *** for several years.

Speaking of which, I think I'm going to have some Nushigak King for dinner. Thanks for the idea!

opksooner
3/7/2006, 09:00 PM
is "gook" that specific?

"nip" is from Nippon, right?
The word "gook" is a suffix denoting nationality in the Korean language. It derives from the Korean War (circa 1950s) and is commonly found throughout the language, examples: Hangook = Korean, Migook = American, etc. GI's adopted the word as a derogation, to mean anyone oriental.

TheHumanAlphabet
3/8/2006, 09:30 AM
Ahhh, thanks opksooner, Now I know I'm heading for gookland on Monday...;)

FaninAma
3/8/2006, 10:42 AM
If they would open up their markets fully to US beef imports they might have an alternative to consuming so much fish.

Eat more beef!

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/8/2006, 10:45 AM
If they would open up their markets fully to US beef imports they might have an alternative to consuming so much fish.

Eat more beef!When the fish are too expensive, they'll turn to beef, but probably not before.