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Oldnslo
3/6/2006, 04:59 PM
After a good deal of research, introspection, and confabulation with only consenting and of age farm animals, I have decided to add the following Big Boy's Toys to the anti-Deanmobile


http://www.shortshifter.com/images/evo3_bw.jpg
http://www.technikpower.com/images/headers.jpg
http://www.uucmotorwerks.com/tse3/tse3cc.jpg

I. Can't. Wait.

Supercharger is in the works. Summer, maybe. Big Brake Kit also being researched!

I feel like a kid in a candy store!

C&CDean
3/6/2006, 05:12 PM
After a good deal of research, introspection, and confabulation with only consenting and of age farm animals, I have decided to add the following Big Boy's Toys to the anti-Deanmobile


http://www.shortshifter.com/images/evo3_bw.jpg
http://www.technikpower.com/images/headers.jpg
http://www.uucmotorwerks.com/tse3/tse3cc.jpg

I. Can't. Wait.

Supercharger is in the works. Summer, maybe. Big Brake Kit also being researched!

I feel like a homo in a gay pron store!

-sigh-

SoonerInKCMO
3/6/2006, 05:16 PM
After a good deal of research, introspection, and confabulation with only consenting and of age farm animals, I have decided to add the following Big Boy's Toys to the anti-Deanmobile



Anti-Deanmobile is right - none of those parts would fit on an Echo. :eddie:

BeetDigger
3/6/2006, 05:16 PM
Make sure it has a manual. He hates those.

C&CDean
3/6/2006, 05:19 PM
Is this the "coming out of the SO closet" party? I'm surrounded by caca cowboys.

Nab'R
3/6/2006, 05:21 PM
Has someone perfected the "you don't have to retighten the flange nuts all the time" headers?

Oldnslo
3/6/2006, 05:24 PM
Is this the "coming out of the SO closet" party? I'm surrounded by caca cowboys.
Quit checking out my ***!

C&CDean
3/6/2006, 05:27 PM
Quit checking out my ***!

But it's one of those sexy, european, broke-down-every-week narrow models that make me excruciatingly hard.....

Oldnslo
3/6/2006, 05:31 PM
There's never been any problem with my ***. Sure, it's cracked, but it was the shoulder that broke.

Please, for the love of all that's holy: Don't think of me when you're "pulling a calf".

C&CDean
3/6/2006, 05:38 PM
There's never been any problem with my ***. Sure, it's cracked, but it was the shoulder that broke.

Please, for the love of all that's holy: Don't think of me when you're "pulling a calf".

I shall only think of you when I see a couple of young bulls mounting each other up. Or when I see a young, bleach-blonde college coed driving one of those POSs her daddy bought for her.

BeetDigger
3/6/2006, 05:39 PM
Or when I see a young, bleach-blonde college coed driving one of those POSs her daddy bought for her - with an automatic of course.


:D

BajaOklahoma
3/6/2006, 05:49 PM
I like the short-shifter. It took awhile to get comfortable with it, but I like it.

A noisy car is fun at first, but it does get old. And affects your hearing.

BeetDigger
3/6/2006, 06:44 PM
I like the short-shifter.


:eek:

Al Gore
3/6/2006, 07:09 PM
Sweet.....I will have to tell you about the upgrades I installed on my BMW a few years back.......I am sure they were Dean approved......

soonerjoker
3/7/2006, 11:08 AM
i've been driving noisy cars for about 50 years,(on & off) & have never
gotten tired of it. (the noise)

C&CDean
3/7/2006, 11:11 AM
I'm gonna merge this with the plethora of homosexual threads currently permeating the SO.

Oldnslo
3/7/2006, 11:26 AM
Yeah, I'm sure you looked all manly, and not in a Brokeback way at all, driving your VW Thing.

Oldnslo
3/7/2006, 04:27 PM
More pimping!

http://www.ebcbrakes.com/Assets/newgolddiscs.jpg

I was going to go with an oversize brake kit, but I just didn't see the benefit for the cost. I can get high performance rotors, pads, and steel-braided lines... essentially everything but the claipers, for a fraction of what the oversize kit would be. Call me Suzy Smartshopper!

RacerX
3/7/2006, 05:26 PM
How about we just call you Suzy.

C&CDean
3/7/2006, 05:36 PM
More pimping!

http://www.ebcbrakes.com/Assets/newgolddiscs.jpg

I was going to go with an oversize brake kit, but I just didn't see the benefit for the cost. I can get high performance rotors, pads, and steel-braided lines... essentially everything but the claipers, for a fraction of what the oversize kit would be. Call me Suzy Smartshopper!

-sigh-

It's "calipers" ya POS car loving hillbilly freak. And having someone else install all that crap on your gaymobile really will get your name legally changed to Suzy.

And you noticed I only owned a VW once. I was smart enough to learn from my mistake. Why aren't you?

Oldnslo
3/7/2006, 05:56 PM
-sigh-

It's "calipers" ya POS car loving hillbilly freak. And having someone else install all that crap on your gaymobile really will get your name legally changed to Suzy.

And you noticed I only owned a VW once. I was smart enough to learn from my mistake. Why aren't you?
Smart enough to learn from your mistakes?

I have and I do, Mr. Superior Typist.

As for installing this stuff? I haven't welded anything since 9th grade shop class. Why the hell would I want to experiment on this?

I've got a deal with my mechanic. I don't work on my car and he doesn't do his own legal work. Both of us have an easier life for that.

Okla-homey
3/7/2006, 05:59 PM
Just make sure you put some 22's on that ride and some spinners. If you ain't spinnin' you is sinnin'