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Gandalf_The_Grey
3/5/2006, 10:37 PM
Is it just me or is she still do-able ;)
bigdsooner
3/5/2006, 10:39 PM
dude thats fu**in sick
yes :O
Al Gore
3/5/2006, 10:57 PM
How old is she???
FaninAma
3/5/2006, 10:59 PM
Is it just me or is she still do-able ;)
No, I think she and Willie Nelson have both crossed over.
usmc-sooner
3/5/2006, 11:30 PM
she's had way to many plastic surgeries and she looks like that scary little doll that just might come to life and kill everyone in the house.
Gandalf_The_Grey
3/6/2006, 12:07 AM
I am not saying it would be something to brag about but most people on this board have done ALOT worse. I would think taking her bra off would be like that moment in Indiana Jones when the Nazi's open that ark
Crimson_Balls
3/6/2006, 12:29 AM
I'd hit it.
As long as she doesn't sing "Rocky Top Tennessee"
OklahomaTrombone
3/6/2006, 12:30 AM
moped?
http://images.art.com/images/-/Dolly-Parton--C10101809.jpeg
bigdsooner
3/6/2006, 12:37 AM
http://images.art.com/images/-/Dolly-Parton--C10101809.jpeg
im gonna go ahead and change my answer to
yes:D
Crimson_Balls
3/6/2006, 01:07 AM
moped?
beep beep
LoyalFan
3/6/2006, 02:36 AM
Remember! DO NOT let her have topsies unless you're wearing SCUBA gear!
LF
sanantoniosooner
3/6/2006, 08:30 AM
No, I think she and Willie Nelson have both crossed over.
When exactly did you give up on Willie?
crawfish
3/6/2006, 08:36 AM
It's amazing how she's lost weight all over her body except...
She's 60-ish and that pic has to be no less than 20 years old.
Last night she looked either anorexic, bulemic, or chronically tapewormic.
Pieces Hit
3/6/2006, 09:13 AM
I'd hit it.
Even if she does look like my mother.
I don't think I'd wanna see 'em any more.
Maybe back in the 70's.
BeetDigger
3/6/2006, 09:35 AM
I hit it. I'd then have to grow a mustace to hide the stretch marks.
olevetonahill
3/6/2006, 10:29 AM
As a single dude living alone on my hill
Id hit it hard and she can sing any song she wants to :D
JMHO
usmc-sooner
3/6/2006, 10:38 AM
she looks like skelator with big boobs and a blonde wig.
TheHumanAlphabet
3/6/2006, 10:45 AM
:hawt:
Gandalf_The_Grey
3/6/2006, 11:28 AM
she looks like skelator with big boobs and a blonde wig.
You're avoiding answering the question aren't ya?? Come to the dark side and let Darth Parton help you
Pieces Hit
3/6/2006, 11:31 AM
Yeah and in the dark she would feel and smell dandy.
That's my motto down at the nursing home.
Well, except for the feel and smell part.
Oldnslo
3/6/2006, 11:37 AM
Just for the stories, I'd hit it.
Like the time my buddy did an amputee? We still laugh about it. "I've done a geriatric singing icon". heh. Count me in!
Just for the stories, I'd hit it.
Like the time my buddy did an amputee? We still laugh about it. "I've done a geriatric singing icon". heh. Count me in!
You just want to feel closer to Porter Wagoner.
slickdawg
3/6/2006, 11:39 AM
You just want to feel closer to Porter Wagoner.
Man, that's a brutal visual. :eek:
Oldnslo
3/6/2006, 11:52 AM
Just as long as ol' Porter ain't the geriatric singing icon in question.
um. he's dead, isn't he?
Just as long as ol' Porter ain't the geriatric singing icon in question.
um. he's dead, isn't he?
Yes. Sicko.
;)
Oldnslo
3/6/2006, 12:00 PM
ah. I get the homo thing AND "stopping in for a cold one" as we used to say in the DA's office.
Did Porter hit it?
I say no.
I'm not so sure Porter wasn't one of Willie's cowboys, the way he got all dolled up in those muave suits with the rhinestones and what not.
Pieces Hit
3/6/2006, 12:45 PM
I bet Dolly let Porter hit it at least once to get her foot in the door.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/DollyPorter.jpg
Taxman71
3/6/2006, 02:36 PM
Dolly did write I Will Always Love You about Porter. Noone writes a song like that unless they got some boo-tay.
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