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Gandalf_The_Grey
3/5/2006, 10:37 PM
Is it just me or is she still do-able ;)

bigdsooner
3/5/2006, 10:39 PM
dude thats fu**in sick
















yes :O

Al Gore
3/5/2006, 10:57 PM
How old is she???

Cam
3/5/2006, 10:58 PM
NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FaninAma
3/5/2006, 10:59 PM
Is it just me or is she still do-able ;)

No, I think she and Willie Nelson have both crossed over.

usmc-sooner
3/5/2006, 11:30 PM
she's had way to many plastic surgeries and she looks like that scary little doll that just might come to life and kill everyone in the house.

Gandalf_The_Grey
3/6/2006, 12:07 AM
I am not saying it would be something to brag about but most people on this board have done ALOT worse. I would think taking her bra off would be like that moment in Indiana Jones when the Nazi's open that ark

Crimson_Balls
3/6/2006, 12:29 AM
I'd hit it.

As long as she doesn't sing "Rocky Top Tennessee"

OklahomaTrombone
3/6/2006, 12:30 AM
moped?

afs
3/6/2006, 12:34 AM
http://images.art.com/images/-/Dolly-Parton--C10101809.jpeg

bigdsooner
3/6/2006, 12:37 AM
http://images.art.com/images/-/Dolly-Parton--C10101809.jpeg


im gonna go ahead and change my answer to


























yes:D

Crimson_Balls
3/6/2006, 01:07 AM
moped?

beep beep

LoyalFan
3/6/2006, 02:36 AM
Remember! DO NOT let her have topsies unless you're wearing SCUBA gear!

LF

sanantoniosooner
3/6/2006, 08:30 AM
No, I think she and Willie Nelson have both crossed over.
When exactly did you give up on Willie?

crawfish
3/6/2006, 08:36 AM
It's amazing how she's lost weight all over her body except...

Mjcpr
3/6/2006, 08:38 AM
She's 60-ish and that pic has to be no less than 20 years old.

Howzit
3/6/2006, 09:02 AM
Last night she looked either anorexic, bulemic, or chronically tapewormic.

Pieces Hit
3/6/2006, 09:13 AM
I'd hit it.
Even if she does look like my mother.

VeeJay
3/6/2006, 09:34 AM
I don't think I'd wanna see 'em any more.

Maybe back in the 70's.

BeetDigger
3/6/2006, 09:35 AM
I hit it. I'd then have to grow a mustace to hide the stretch marks.

olevetonahill
3/6/2006, 10:29 AM
As a single dude living alone on my hill
Id hit it hard and she can sing any song she wants to :D
JMHO

usmc-sooner
3/6/2006, 10:38 AM
she looks like skelator with big boobs and a blonde wig.

TheHumanAlphabet
3/6/2006, 10:45 AM
:hawt:

Gandalf_The_Grey
3/6/2006, 11:28 AM
she looks like skelator with big boobs and a blonde wig.

You're avoiding answering the question aren't ya?? Come to the dark side and let Darth Parton help you

Pieces Hit
3/6/2006, 11:31 AM
Yeah and in the dark she would feel and smell dandy.
That's my motto down at the nursing home.
Well, except for the feel and smell part.

Oldnslo
3/6/2006, 11:37 AM
Just for the stories, I'd hit it.










Like the time my buddy did an amputee? We still laugh about it. "I've done a geriatric singing icon". heh. Count me in!

Howzit
3/6/2006, 11:38 AM
Just for the stories, I'd hit it.










Like the time my buddy did an amputee? We still laugh about it. "I've done a geriatric singing icon". heh. Count me in!

You just want to feel closer to Porter Wagoner.

slickdawg
3/6/2006, 11:39 AM
You just want to feel closer to Porter Wagoner.


Man, that's a brutal visual. :eek:

Oldnslo
3/6/2006, 11:52 AM
Just as long as ol' Porter ain't the geriatric singing icon in question.


um. he's dead, isn't he?

Howzit
3/6/2006, 11:57 AM
Just as long as ol' Porter ain't the geriatric singing icon in question.


um. he's dead, isn't he?

Yes. Sicko.

;)

Oldnslo
3/6/2006, 12:00 PM
ah. I get the homo thing AND "stopping in for a cold one" as we used to say in the DA's office.

VeeJay
3/6/2006, 12:40 PM
Did Porter hit it?

I say no.

VeeJay
3/6/2006, 12:41 PM
I'm not so sure Porter wasn't one of Willie's cowboys, the way he got all dolled up in those muave suits with the rhinestones and what not.

Pieces Hit
3/6/2006, 12:45 PM
I bet Dolly let Porter hit it at least once to get her foot in the door.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/DollyPorter.jpg

Taxman71
3/6/2006, 02:36 PM
Dolly did write I Will Always Love You about Porter. Noone writes a song like that unless they got some boo-tay.