asparagus

[TopDaugIn2000]

I love the stuff, especially grilled. I ate a little too much for dinner tonight though. It's already working.

http://www.obeythepurebreed.com/images/asparagus_urine.gif

[TopDaugIn2000]

explanation of asparagus pee (http://www.webmd.com/content/article/43/1671_51089)

"Eau D'Asparagus

I love asparagus, but I notice it makes my urine smell funny. What's going on? By Elizabeth Somer, MA,RD


Aug. 14, 2000 -- You may have heard the tall tale that "asparagus urine" is linked to higher intelligence. In fact, it's the result of a simple chemical reaction. Asparagus contains a sulfur compound called mercaptan. (It's also found in rotten eggs, onions, garlic, and in the secretions of skunks.) When your digestive tract breaks down this substance, by-products are released that cause the funny scent. The process is so quick that your urine can develop the distinctive smell within 15 to 30 minutes of eating asparagus.

But not everyone has this experience. Your genetic makeup may determine whether your urine has the odor -- or whether you can actually smell it. Only some people appear to have the gene for the enzyme that breaks down mercaptan into its more pungent parts. A study published in the May 1989 British Journal of Clinical Pharmacology found that 46% of 115 people tested produced the odor in one group of British citizens, while 100% of 103 people produced it in a group of French citizens. The ability to smell the by-products may also be genetic. Another study published in the same journal found that 10% of a group of 300 Israeli Jews could not detect the odor. In other words, a person's urine could smell, but he or she might not know it. Judging from your question, you can do both. But that's nothing to worry about.

While eating asparagus may make your urine smell strange, it won't harm you. Actually, asparagus -- a member of the lily family along with garlic, onions, and leeks -- is a powerhouse of nutrients. It's an excellent source of folic acid (a B vitamin that may help protect against birth defects, heart disease, and cancer), a significant source of vitamin C (an antioxidant that may protect tissues against damage), and a good source of vitamin A (an antioxidant). Not to mention that asparagus contains 3 grams of fiber per 3.5-ounce serving and a host of health-enhancing plant chemicals, or phytonutrients, that may protect against disease.

Although the link between "asparagus urine" and higher intelligence is a figment of someone's imagination, eating it regularly could be a sign of some serious health smarts."

[sanantoniosooner]

It's how 1TC got busted.

[RacerX]

Sometimes after drinking a lot of coffee...it smells like I'm peeing coffee.

[Czar Soonerov]

It makes me have to pee on a middle school.:eddie:

[RacerX]

It makes me have to pee on a middle school.

Irish Coffee.:eddie:

[jk the sooner fan]

sometimes after drinking beer, it makes my pee smell like pee

you know, some things we should just never share here, thanks TD ;)

[TopDaugIn2000]

Sometimes after drinking a lot of coffee...it smells like I'm peeing coffee.

yes, bathroom smells like a starbucks upon leaving


and you're welcome JK. :D

[fadada1]

asparagus = VILE WEED!!!!!

[TopDaugIn2000]

no no no
asparagus is wonderful stuff (if cooked right - grilled or lightly steamed)

my grandpa eats "poke salad", now THAT'S WEEDS!

[fadada1]

asparagus is wonderful stuff (if cooked right - grilled or lightly steamed)

and coated in cheese..... maybe.

[JohnnyMack]

no no no
asparagus is wonderful stuff (if cooked right - grilled or lightly steamed)

my grandpa eats "poke salad", now THAT'S WEEDS!

My woman made some last night. Steamed, then she sautees it real quick with some butter and garlic. Damn tasty!

Now that's some stinky pee!

[TopDaugIn2000]

and coated in cheese..... maybe.

ewwwwwwww, no

just olive oil, salt, pepper, and a little fresh garlic. mmmm mmm good

[1stTimeCaller]

My woman made some last night. Steamed, then she sautees it real quick with some butter and garlic. Damn tasty!

Now that's some stinky pee!

since when did Dean learn to cook?

[AlbqSooner]

explanation of asparagus pee (http://www.webmd.com/content/article/43/1671_51089)Although the link between "asparagus urine" and higher intelligence is a figment of someone's imagination, eating it regularly could be a sign of some serious health smarts."
First off I didn't realize that asparagus actually urinated.
Secondly, I can't see myself eating asparagus urine - regularly or otherwise.

[TopDaugIn2000]

First off I didn't realize that asparagus actually urinated.
Secondly, I can't see myself eating asparagus urine - regularly or otherwise.

salt and pepper

that's the secret. heh

[Tailwind]

I love asparagus.....any way shape or form. Never noticed an odor change though. Nor do I care to.

[JohnnyMack]

since when did Dean learn to cook?

Did I tell you you could talk? :mack:

[1stTimeCaller]

<slinks back to corner>


I think I'll have a Kincaide's burger today, sucka

[JohnnyMack]

<slinks back to corner>


I think I'll have a Kincaide's burger today, sucka

Suck it benonce.

There's a chance I may be down next weekend! :eddie:

[1stTimeCaller]

owned. They are not open on Sundays.

[JohnnyMack]

Karma's a bitch.

[Chuck Bao]

I love asparagus.

I didn't know about the pee smelly thingy. I’m normally trying very hard not to use the olfactory senses while in the toilet.

But, I did read on some message board somewhere about asparagus and how it turns the taste of spunk. Not that I would ever know about that.

“Was it good for you?”

“Ewww, no! Did you just eat asparagus?”

Might as well have eaten the beans too.

On the positive side, Thai food is supposed to produce the least offensive smelling sweat. Something about coriander and garlic.

[SicEmBaylor]

Grilled asparagus is pretty decent. I don't think it has much of a taste to be honest; I think it'd be better if there were some sort of dipping sauce for asparagus.

[TopDaugIn2000]

But, I did read on some message board somewhere about asparagus and how it turns the taste of spunk. Not that I would ever know about that.



I don't know about asparagus, but I'll NEVER date another smoker!

[FaninAma]

Try grilling the asparagus with a few jalapeno peppers....good stuff.

[silverwheels]

"How about a tribe of asparagus children who are self-conscious about the way their pee smells?"