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JohnnyMack
3/4/2006, 02:31 PM
I ripped this from fark.com, but with that title I couldn't resist.

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/breaking_news/14013361.htm
crawfish
3/4/2006, 02:33 PM
I'm trying, but I just can't come up with a witty enough comment.
JohnnyMack
3/4/2006, 02:38 PM
I know. It seems like it should be there. I got nuthin'.
yermom
3/4/2006, 05:54 PM
Ferguson was carrying bindings, tape, tarps, a blindfold and, for some reason, a pocket full of hot dogs when he was shot dead while struggling with Phillips' wife.

he was just trying to give her a little weiner
crawfish
3/4/2006, 07:53 PM
he was just trying to give her a little weiner

No good - you've gotta work the ninja angle in there somewhere or it just falls flat.
Frozen Sooner
3/4/2006, 07:57 PM
Like most men, he was just trying to slip her a little weiner while practicing the art of deception?
SoonerBorn68
3/4/2006, 09:57 PM
he was just trying to give her a little weiner

Maybe he couldn't find a fake penis full of urine to microwave.
JohnnyMack
3/4/2006, 09:58 PM
Ninjas, you morons, ninjas.

Try and keep up.
sanantoniosooner
3/4/2006, 10:06 PM
His weiner fell out when he took off his black belt.
crawfish
3/4/2006, 10:07 PM
At least I'm not the only one.
Palermo10
3/6/2006, 06:16 AM
Crouching Ninja Hidden... Weiner
swardboy
3/6/2006, 11:50 AM
Ah Grasshopper, you must eat the weiner while performing with complete stranger....
NormanPride
3/6/2006, 12:30 PM
She was upset when his weiners did a ninja vanish?
Pieces Hit
3/6/2006, 01:50 PM
Confucious say:

Man with weenie in pocket eat lead.