Frozen Sooner
3/3/2006, 10:31 PM
And I hope people realize that when I say **** Texas, I mean the University of Texas, not the entire state. There's a lot of good people who have or do live in the state. Heck, there's even a couple of good people living on or around the 40 acres.
That being said, **** Texas.
I would rather beat Texas than get laid (which is good, as the one happens a lot more often than the other recently.) If VInce Young was on the side of the street on fire and offered me his signing bonus to put him out with the pitcher of water I was holding, I'd drink the water and **** on him.
**** Texas.
You know what I think of when I think of the University of Texas? I think of guys being born on third base and thinking they've hit a triple. I think of the rich kid in your high school that everyone knew was going to go through life with no problems because mommy and daddy were always going to bail him out. The guy who wrapped two or three cars around light poles. The guy who was like a really really good swimmer and thought that he was a stud as a result.
**** Texas.
You know what I think of when I hear "Texas Fight?" I think I want to punch the lights out of the guy who thought that "I've Been Working on the Railroad" was a good fight song.
**** Texas.
You know what I think of when I see some jerkoff with a longhorn sticker on his car? "Wow, that dude must be an OB/GYN." That's what I think. Then I think "Nice K-car."
**** Texas.
That being said, **** Texas.
I would rather beat Texas than get laid (which is good, as the one happens a lot more often than the other recently.) If VInce Young was on the side of the street on fire and offered me his signing bonus to put him out with the pitcher of water I was holding, I'd drink the water and **** on him.
**** Texas.
You know what I think of when I think of the University of Texas? I think of guys being born on third base and thinking they've hit a triple. I think of the rich kid in your high school that everyone knew was going to go through life with no problems because mommy and daddy were always going to bail him out. The guy who wrapped two or three cars around light poles. The guy who was like a really really good swimmer and thought that he was a stud as a result.
**** Texas.
You know what I think of when I hear "Texas Fight?" I think I want to punch the lights out of the guy who thought that "I've Been Working on the Railroad" was a good fight song.
**** Texas.
You know what I think of when I see some jerkoff with a longhorn sticker on his car? "Wow, that dude must be an OB/GYN." That's what I think. Then I think "Nice K-car."
**** Texas.