Going to Drunkyville - not Drunkytown...

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

...gotta get up early and stuff. Got plans...

So we'll just go to Drunkyville this evening.

Do we need a bus or can we walk? Not sure...:eddie:

[bigdsooner]

:eddie: can drive

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Sipping slowly on #3.

Slow...sipping...

[Viking Kitten]

Dammit! Kids won't go to sleep. You are gonna be all Dolemitin' out on me 'fo I can catch up.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

:les: NYQUIL!!!

[Viking Kitten]

At least they aren't pukin' on me. For once.

[Viking Kitten]

:les: NYQUIL!!!
For me or the kids?:confused:

[Frozen Sooner]

ALL ABOARD! What do I have in the house....

We have vodka and orange juice. Confirmed sighting. Pardon me...

[olevetonahill]

I feel so inadicate ( sp) ( less than )
I only have Beer , home made wine , moonshine , Oh and I found a 1/2 bottle of that russian stuff :confused: Vodka thats it :)

[Al Gore]

I'm breaking out the good stuff.....

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

For me or the kids?:confused:

Both. That way - you can get started and they can started going to sleep.

Everybody wins!

Or you could always have Czar post for you. Yeah! You tell him what to say and he'll type it for you until you're able...

Heh.

[Viking Kitten]

S'all good now. Nice frosty Bud Light to start, but I sent Czar out to fetch some Bacardi a bit ago.

Did you know Bacardi and Diet Coke can burn calories just sitting here on my fat *** drinking it?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Holy crap - no way.

How the hell does that work? 'Cause however it works, Roling Rocks need to get with the freakin' program.

I'd weigh about 45 pounds by now...

[Jerk]

Captain morgan and diet doctor pepper here. I'm feelin' good.

If I drink 750ml of rum per week, am I an alcoholic?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I just looked at the 'Who's Online' page and Pat's looking at my User Profile.

I can say that because I'm getting drunky...and because it's true...

Heh. :eddie:

[Viking Kitten]

Sweet thang grabbed some Capt. Morgan too. And he just brought me a glass of ice. I am 'bout to pinch his ***.

[Mjcpr]

I had a Brewtus earlier.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I had a Brewtus earlier.

Did you mean to post this in the soap-dropping thread?

:dean:

[GottaHavePride]

Hmmm, what to do... Limoncello, vodka, scotch, irish whiskey, rum, apple brandy, or wine?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Hmmm, what to do... Limoncello, vodka, scotch, irish whiskey, rum, apple brandy, or wine?

And I'm about to peench this one's ***...:texan:

[Viking Kitten]

Sorry... Quick thread jack for BSG:

http://www.dillards.com/images/product/swd703_fi.jpg

These are the ones I got on sale last week. Wore 'em for the first time yesterday... and they looked HAWT!

Okay. Sorry. carry on with the bacchanalia.

[GottaHavePride]

And I'm about to peench this one's ***...:texan:

How you doin'?

Oh, and I went with the apples.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Sorry... Quick thread jack for BSG:

http://www.dillards.com/images/product/swd703_fi.jpg

These are the ones I got on sale last week. Wore 'em for the first time yesterday... and they looked HAWT!

Okay. Sorry. carry on with the bacchanalia.


Sweet Jebus...

..I was thinking something totally different when you described them.

Those are sex-ee...DANG.

Oh, and you're a devil woman. I shall repay this gesture...

[Mjcpr]

...gotta get up early and stuff. Got plans...

Ohhhhh, what is it? Are you gonna go in on Sat to get some stuff done?

[Viking Kitten]

BSG should get drunk and post a pic of her toe cleavage. Its SCANDALOUS!

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Honeys, I'm home! Just got back from Mickey's. I'm done for the night. I'll be the DP (designated poster).

[Mjcpr]

BSG should get drunk and post a pic of her toe cleavage. Its SCANDALOUS!
I saw it once when we were on smoke break at aerobics.

(You know what, even I can't post that. Good lawd!)

[TopDaugIn2000]

I'm stayin in and bein bored tonight. If there was anything to drink in this God forsaken house I'd join ya. But I don't. So I guess I'll just laugh, er, I mean, watch you folks.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

ERRRRRRRT!!!

Stop this thread for a second...

Pat was looking at my User Profile. I wanna know why.

#5, beyainches...

[Mjcpr]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/usernote.php?u=36577

[Jimminy Crimson]

ALOHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jimminy Crimson]

And H-diggity, dere ain't no postin' in dis harr thread w/o gettin' yo drunk-e-drunk on.

I know you're a babdist, but joo gotta have some beer or liquor in yo crib.

DRINK UP

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/usernote.php?u=36577


Oh.

:O

I like your hair.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

And H-diggity, dere ain't no postin' in dis harr thread w/o gettin' yo drunk-e-drunk on.

I know you're a babdist, but joo gotta have some beer or liquor in yo crib.

DRINK UPI reached my quota. Martini, Wine and Sex on tha Beach. You still didn't answer me.

[Mjcpr]

I saw it once when we were on smoke break at aerobics.

(You know what, even I can't post that. Good lawd!)

I will post the link though (http://www.buzolich.com/indecorum/media/cameltoe.jpg)

[Mjcpr]

I reached my quota. Martini, Wine and Sex on tha Beach. You still didn't answer me.

Who the hell drinks martinis?

[Mjcpr]

Oh.

:O

I like your hair.
Wajoo think I was doing?

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Who the hell drinks martinis?me. It was an espresso flavored one.

[Mjcpr]

me. It was an espresso flavored one.

10,666

Get away from me, Satan.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

10,666

Get away from me, Satan.I broke from my normal black and tans.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Wajoo think I was doing?

Nothing specifically...looking for way to jack with me, maybe.

I didn't mean it in a stalky way..

unless..you wanna ba...stalked?

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

No one cares that I had sex





on the beach tonight?

[Jimminy Crimson]

THere ain't no quota

[Jimminy Crimson]

sam adams brown ale #3, going down the hatch

[Jimminy Crimson]

what is up with you beyonces?

post it up

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I gave up for lent

[Jimminy Crimson]

I gave up for lent

gave what up

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

gave what updrinkling

[Jimminy Crimson]

drinkling

yeah right.

you 'martini''d it up at micks, with vicks

[GottaHavePride]

I might try to give up celibacy for Lent. Thus far, unsuccessfully.

[Mjcpr]

I might try to give up celibacy for Lent. Thus far, unsuccessfully.

Consider it practice for marriage.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

yeah right.

you 'martini''d it up at micks, with vicksoh right

[Jimminy Crimson]

oh right

so drink up, beyonce.

don't dissapoint the plebes

[olevetonahill]

I gave up for lent
Sex on the beatch , Rite ?:D

[GottaHavePride]

Sex on the beatch , Rite ?:D
Secks on the briotches?

[Mjcpr]

I like how BSG always just passes smooth out in her Drunkytown threads.

No goodnight, no goodbye, no nothin'. :D

[BillyBall]

I just wanted to post in this thread, and hellooooo drunkyland... mjcpr, nice to see the old avatars back.

[Mjcpr]

I just wanted to post in this thread, and hellooooo drunkyland... mjcpr, nice to see the old avatars back.

I was taking requests this morning.

:D

[Jimminy Crimson]

miller lite. wooooo

[OklahomaTrombone]

3 Sam Adams at Applebees

1st hoegaarden white is on teh way down

[Mjcpr]

3 Sam Adams at Applebees

1st hoegaarden white is on teh way down

Brewtus is where it's at.

[Jimminy Crimson]

hoegizzarden is where its at. good *** brew

[OklahomaTrombone]

Where did "The Juicy Booty" go?

[Mjcpr]

Where did "The Juicy Booty" go?

"Drunk girl" GIS is :eek:

[Jimminy Crimson]

Where did "The Juicy Booty" go?

yeah, we need more juice in this thread. and booty too.

[OklahomaTrombone]

do you think you can tell...
did they get you trade
your heros for ghosts

[Jimminy Crimson]

what number are you numbskulls on?

[Jerk]

arrrgggg - I fought the captain, and the captain won.

[bigdsooner]

happens to the best of us. the captain is a bad mofo

[Mjcpr]

Toot Toot!!

[OklahomaTrombone]

Quit farting in public pat. Its unbecoming of a lady.

[Mjcpr]

The polite thing to do would've been to act like you didn't hear it.