Jerk
3/3/2006, 08:42 PM
Let's see how many I can pop off the top of my head:
(I'm drinking, and I'm bored
Bear - State Trooper
County Mounty - Deputy Sheriff
Local Yokal - city police
City Kitty - female city police officer
Deisel Cop- DOT in large vehicle with portable scales
Plain white wrapper - unmarked police car
Evil kneivel - biker cop
Commercial company - truck stop prostitute
Lot Lizard - truck stop prostitute
Good buddy - gay man
Strawberry Cowboy - gay truck driver
Bandaid Box - ambulance
Bambi - deer
Gator - tire tread on the road - a hazard
Zipper - centerline on the highway
Hammer lane - left lane
Granny lane - right lane
Skateboard - flatbed truck
Sailboat fuel - what a truck hauls when it's not loaded
Chicken coup - scalehouse
Firecracker - tanker hauling gasoline/fuel
Parking Lot - car hauler
4 wheeler - car
Chicken lights - lights added on to a truck for looks, not DOT required
Rooster Cruiser - Truck that will go 100mph+
High Speed Chicken Feed- meth
Rooster Booster - coffee
Momma - the wife
Cash box - toll both
"On a Mission" - a trucker who needs to be somewhere fast.
Wiggle waggle - double or tripple trailers.
Hammer down - going real fast.
Skirt- woman
I can't think of any more.
ps- saw a great bumper sticker in T-town yesterday: "Don't vote! You'll encourage the bastards"
(I'm drinking, and I'm bored
Bear - State Trooper
County Mounty - Deputy Sheriff
Local Yokal - city police
City Kitty - female city police officer
Deisel Cop- DOT in large vehicle with portable scales
Plain white wrapper - unmarked police car
Evil kneivel - biker cop
Commercial company - truck stop prostitute
Lot Lizard - truck stop prostitute
Good buddy - gay man
Strawberry Cowboy - gay truck driver
Bandaid Box - ambulance
Bambi - deer
Gator - tire tread on the road - a hazard
Zipper - centerline on the highway
Hammer lane - left lane
Granny lane - right lane
Skateboard - flatbed truck
Sailboat fuel - what a truck hauls when it's not loaded
Chicken coup - scalehouse
Firecracker - tanker hauling gasoline/fuel
Parking Lot - car hauler
4 wheeler - car
Chicken lights - lights added on to a truck for looks, not DOT required
Rooster Cruiser - Truck that will go 100mph+
High Speed Chicken Feed- meth
Rooster Booster - coffee
Momma - the wife
Cash box - toll both
"On a Mission" - a trucker who needs to be somewhere fast.
Wiggle waggle - double or tripple trailers.
Hammer down - going real fast.
Skirt- woman
I can't think of any more.
ps- saw a great bumper sticker in T-town yesterday: "Don't vote! You'll encourage the bastards"