CB/Trucker language

[Jerk]

Let's see how many I can pop off the top of my head:
(I'm drinking, and I'm bored

Bear - State Trooper

County Mounty - Deputy Sheriff

Local Yokal - city police

City Kitty - female city police officer

Deisel Cop- DOT in large vehicle with portable scales

Plain white wrapper - unmarked police car

Evil kneivel - biker cop

Commercial company - truck stop prostitute

Lot Lizard - truck stop prostitute

Good buddy - gay man

Strawberry Cowboy - gay truck driver

Bandaid Box - ambulance

Bambi - deer

Gator - tire tread on the road - a hazard

Zipper - centerline on the highway

Hammer lane - left lane

Granny lane - right lane

Skateboard - flatbed truck

Sailboat fuel - what a truck hauls when it's not loaded

Chicken coup - scalehouse

Firecracker - tanker hauling gasoline/fuel

Parking Lot - car hauler

4 wheeler - car

Chicken lights - lights added on to a truck for looks, not DOT required

Rooster Cruiser - Truck that will go 100mph+

High Speed Chicken Feed- meth

Rooster Booster - coffee

Momma - the wife

Cash box - toll both

"On a Mission" - a trucker who needs to be somewhere fast.

Wiggle waggle - double or tripple trailers.

Hammer down - going real fast.

Skirt- woman

I can't think of any more.

ps- saw a great bumper sticker in T-town yesterday: "Don't vote! You'll encourage the bastards"

[Czar Soonerov]

Bear in the air?

[Jerk]

Bear in the air?

Oh yeah!!

Bear in the air! He's at the 150! Now he's at the 151! 152! 153! 154!!!

[BudSooner]

Plain brown wrapper-unmarked police,sherrif,or highway patrol.

Kojak with a Kodak-officer with a radar detector.

KW-Kenworth(less?)a friends dad drove for many many years and referred to Kenworths as crap....he did have one sweet Freightliner conventional dark blue and looked like a christmas tree on wheels at night.

Here is one, though a bit obscure-
shoot you in the back/tail pipe/gastank- police operating radar (usually from an exit ramp) as you drive past them.

yardstick- name for mile marker on major highways

side piece- also refers to a linear amplifier (see also foot warmer, fire in the wire)
brake check- traffic that is slowing down. It seems that four wheelers will hit their brakes and slow down in the middle of the
interstate for no apparent reason, other than to make sure that their brakes still work, hence a "brake check".

[SoonerBorn68]

When we use to street race we had code for the CB:

Trash can: Trans Am
Jester: '91- firebird
Turd: any other Firebird
Pelican: Celica
Roach: Camaro
Mustang: Poontang or little friend (since we all drove Fords)
Pirate ship or swashbuckler: Corvette
blood vessel: any vehicle that was "urban" ie, low riders, gold packages
High and Dry: Still looking for a race or just won one

Police: Johnny
Trooper: Mr. Johnson
Sheriff: Dog
Getting stopped: Dancin' or Dirty Dancin' with Manson
Committing suicide: A race on Adkins Hill Road
Prayin' (a reference from Deliverance): A race on 10 Mile Flats

Then we'd put a little more lingo to it. If we saw a souped up Trans Am we'd say: "Trash can's full, or "that can stinks"...if we beat it we'd say something like "took out the trash out, or "Musta been trash day."

We got pretty good at it and I'll assume the fuzz never caught on since we never got stopped for racing.

But that was years ago...

[Frozen Sooner]

I took a four-hour course on trucker insurance yesterday. I think I learned more from this thread than I did in the class.

[Jerk]

Trucker joke:

What do you call a lot lizard with a matress strapped to her back?

An owner-operator

[yermom]

10-4 good buddy? :eek:

[BoomerJack]

Motion lotion - gasoline; fuel.

[BeetDigger]

You left off the best one:

Little Beaver - a woman


PS - I'm off to take a 10-100. Did my 10-200 earlier.

[Jimminy Crimson]

This thread makes me want to watch Joy Ride :texan:

[Shamrock]

Bandaid Box - ambulance




Sailboat fuel - what a truck hauls when it's not loaded


Meat Wagon - ambulance

Dispatcher Brains - what's the load is called when running empty.

Avon Lady - a skunk

[VeeJay]

CW McCall was the shizznit.

[85Sooner]

CW McCall was the shizznit.


CW MCCall was or really is Chip Davis of Mannheim Steamroller/Fresh Aire fame.

[oumartin]

okay, who watched smokey and the bandit last night?

[yermom]

Jerk lives that **** :D

[oumartin]

oh oh, jerk.
Lot lizard?