I am now officially blind

[handcrafted]

One of my co-workers was at the urinal next to me. He proceeded to flush, back away, and go wash his hands...before putting the snake back in its pen.

Please, make it go away!!!!!

:eek: :mad:

[yermom]

eyes forward there, buddy

[C&CDean]

So, did you get those tickly feelings down there?

[fadada1]

you know it's OK not to look.

[handcrafted]

Not only that, but my two safe havens were *both* occupied, so now I have to endure discomfort until one of the...individuals...finishes their business, and the seat cools off.

:mad: :mad:

[handcrafted]

you know it's OK not to look.

It's not something you expect, ya know? Sheesh. :mad:

[Howzit]

Eyes on the road, handcrafted.

[Hamhock]

Did he wash it too? I have to to that sometimes too, unless it is one of the urinals on the floor. The bottom of those urinals can be dirty...and cold.

[OklahomaTrombone]

One of my co-workers was at the urinal next to me. He proceeded to flush, back away, and go wash his hands...before putting the snake back in its pen.

Please, make it go away!!!!!

:eek: :mad:

1. Unless your bathroom only has two urinals one of you violated the person/space/person rule

2. If your bathroom only has two urinals one of you still violated a rule by not using the stall or doing the wash the hands and leave trick.

3. Look at the Tile, not the dude's crotch.

[handcrafted]

So, did you get those tickly feelings down there?

Dead.

to.me.

[soonerscuba]

Did he give you the goat?

[Pieces Hit]

You think that's bad.
My sister sent me an email today of a fat hairy guy in Daisy Dukes.
STILL feeling nauseous.

[Skysooner]

Mark Kendall: Um, guys... What was that all about in the showers?
Jamie: She said we had to check your inner thigh for marks!
Mark Kendall: You could have just asked.
Jamie: Oh my god... That means we liked it!
Russ: No... no!
Jamie: That's it. We're homos! We're rump-rangers!

[olevetonahill]

Not only that, but my two safe havens were *both* occupied, so now I have to endure discomfort until one of the...individuals...finishes their business, and the seat cools off.

:mad: :mad:
New meaning to your name huh ?
"hand crafted" :eek:

[slickdawg]

Masturbation causes blindness.

You say you saw another guys package, and you are now blind.

I'm just sayin

[handcrafted]

I was talking to someone else and not paying attention. I turned around to go wash my own hands. Boom.

[slickdawg]

Denial is the first step.

[IronSooner]

I was talking to someone else and not paying attention. I turned around to go wash my own hands. Boom.

What were you doing talking to someone else in there? Was it really that important that it couldn't wait 2min?

[handcrafted]

Unsympathetic beyonces.

MD, back me up here, dude!!!

[slickdawg]

I was talking to someone else and not paying attention. I turned around to go finish my business. Boom.


TMI

[C&CDean]

Maybe it's just me, but when I see some other guys dick, it's pretty much a non-issue. Never give it another thought. I mean you ain't gonna go through life without seeing some other guy's shortcoming.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Boys are funny in the bathroom.

[Howzit]

Maybe it's just me, but when I see some other guys dick, it's pretty much a non-issue. Never give it another thought. I mean you ain't gonna go through life without seeing some other guy's shortcoming.

Bull****. I'm still taking grief for those gym shorts I wore at the tailgate.

[Dio]

You work with Daniel Gibson?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

And they're funny in short-shorts, too...

[C&CDean]

Bull****. I'm still taking grief for those gym shorts I wore at the tailgate.

Dude, I said "dick." I ain't sure what we were looking at that day, but it wasn't one of them.

[Okieflyer]

Just be glad he didn't wildly shake it and get something in your eye. That would make me go blind.

[Howzit]

Dude, I said "dick." I ain't sure what we were looking at that day, but it wasn't one of them.

Whatever it was, you were mesmerized.

[fadada1]

Masturbation causes blindness.

You say you saw another guys package, and you are now blind.

I'm just sayin
there's some kind of logic there.... if A is true, and B is true... then you must be homo.

you sure this wasn't some kind of "wonder lick" test question???

[Crimson_Balls]

I saw Howzit's junk at the Red/White tailgate and I didn't scream or nuthin

[fadada1]

I mean you ain't gonna go through life without seeing some other guy's shortcoming.
that's hitting a bit below the belt, dontcha think???

[yermom]

Mark Kendall: Um, guys... What was that all about in the showers?
Jamie: She said we had to check your inner thigh for marks!
Mark Kendall: You could have just asked.
Jamie: Oh my god... That means we liked it!
Russ: No... no!
Jamie: That's it. We're homos! We're rump-rangers!


dude, i didn't think anyone else saw that movie

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Boys are funny in the bathroom.Yeah that's what I was thinking.

At the Brewery on New Year's Eve, IronSooner's girlfriend and I were waiting in line to use the bathroom. I told her about how he or some other guy had explained urinal etiquette to me. I don't think she liked it that I knew so much about her man's peeing habits.

[Harry Beanbag]

Was he helicoptering?

[jkm, the stolen pifwafwi]

I mean you ain't gonna go through life without seeing some other guy's coming.

you haven't ran across ned beatty while hunting have you?

[mdklatt]

One of my co-workers was at the urinal next to me. He proceeded to flush, back away, and go wash his hands...before putting the snake back in its pen.



This has happened to me before, too. I guess it's more of a common occurrence than I thought.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I'm glad ladies have privacy

[mdklatt]

I'm glad ladies have privacy

Exactly. If women didn't have stalls they'd come up with their own version of The Rules.

[RacerX]

http://flasharcade.com/urinal.html

[TUSooner]

Why, oh why, did I click here??

[handcrafted]

Yeah that's what I was thinking.

At the Brewery on New Year's Eve, IronSooner's girlfriend and I were waiting in line to use the bathroom. I told her about how he or some other guy had explained urinal etiquette to me. I don't think she liked it that I knew so much about her man's peeing habits.

Honestly, tell me what *you'd* think if some strange woman exited the stall and proceeded to the sink, without pulling up trou?

Fercryinoutloud. Everyone thinks "that'll never happen to me".

[ChickSoonerFan]

Honestly, tell me what *you'd* think if some strange woman exited the stall and proceeded to the sink, without pulling up trou?

Fercryinoutloud. Everyone thinks "that'll never happen to me".

I am pretty sure it is safe to say that'll never happen to me.

Everyone knows women are smarter than men.

:D

[mdklatt]

Everyone thinks "that'll never happen to me".

I certainly thought this until that fateful day last year. It was like my own personal 9/11.

[NormanPride]

This thread disturbs me greatly. You all should be ashamed.

[handcrafted]

I certainly thought this until that fateful day last year. It was like my own personal 9/11.

See? See?????

Someone who understands the personal trauma. You people make fun. Go ahead, make your fun. I'm going to need therapy for post-traumatic stress for years.

[jkm, the stolen pifwafwi]

See? See?????

Someone who understands the personal trauma. You people make fun. Go ahead, make your fun. I'm going to need therapy for post-traumatic stress for years.

sure you will...

http://www.porkysmovies.com/pictures/porkys2/balbricker.jpg

[Sooner in Tampa]

I thinks that is called...getting Brokebacked.

[Oldnslo]

Got a purty mouth, City Boy.

[IronSooner]

Honestly, tell me what *you'd* think if some strange woman exited the stall and proceeded to the sink, without pulling up trou?


I would think it'd be easier to avoid seeing anything that way. Unless you're a midget and she's Sheryl Swoopes.