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Pieces Hit
3/3/2006, 01:49 PM
Willie was playing on my pickup gunrack and got his wee toe hung up on my deer rifle.
Shot Mr. Jenkins right between the shoulder blades.
I left him where he lay.
That's what I told the Police anyway.


http://www.mosportsmen.com/wildmissouri/raccoon.jpg
Pieces Hit
3/3/2006, 02:01 PM
He was framed I tell ya!
Willie never gets in his truck.
He's been in the dryer and behind the tv but never in the truck...

http://www.communique.se/unf/temp/psycho%20raccoon.jpg
Boomer.....
3/3/2006, 02:03 PM
This is really weak!
Pieces Hit
3/3/2006, 02:06 PM
THIS JUST IN:

Hundreds of seemingly tame domesticated raccoons have gathered at the dog pound and are chanting in unison something that sounds like "FREE WILLIE".

http://www.wildlifeontario.ca/images/raccoon_cage2.jpg

More news as it happens.
Pieces Hit
3/3/2006, 02:08 PM
Just say the word and I'll kill all them sumbitches.

http://www.greatdreams.com/dennis-rader-dog-catcher.gif
C&CDean
3/3/2006, 02:23 PM
When I go home this evening, I'll take a couple pics of whatever coon/skunk/possum I find in my traps. Only instead of dispatching them with a .22, I'll use the 12-gauge. You'll like that.
Pieces Hit
3/3/2006, 02:27 PM
Kinda makes for tough eating don't it?
olevetonahill
3/3/2006, 02:28 PM
When I go home this evening, I'll take a couple pics of whatever coon/skunk/possum I find in my traps. Only instead of dispatching them with a .22, I'll use the 12-gauge. You'll like that.
Gonna make a stew huh ?
slickdawg
3/3/2006, 02:31 PM
I'm gonna shoot my neighbor in the morning while the raccoon watches.
Hamhock
3/3/2006, 02:32 PM
When I go home this evening, I'll take a couple pics of whatever coon/skunk/possum I find in my traps. Only instead of dispatching them with a .22, I'll use the 12-gauge. You'll like that.


Snares?
Pieces Hit
3/3/2006, 02:33 PM
I'm gonna shoot my neighbor in the morning while the raccoon watches.
And I'm gonna watch you do it.
picasso
3/3/2006, 02:34 PM
not Spike!
Pieces Hit
3/3/2006, 02:37 PM
No, I changed his name to "Trigger".
C&CDean
3/3/2006, 02:39 PM
Snares?

Nah. I'm mean, but I ain't cruel. I use those "Mr. Humane" live traps. That way they're in perfect shape when I blow their worthless brains out.
Crimson_Balls
3/3/2006, 02:42 PM
Dean, you need a vacation sir.
slickdawg
3/3/2006, 02:43 PM
And I'm gonna watch you do it.


Ahhhh, you like to watch? ;)
Pieces Hit
3/3/2006, 02:45 PM
Ahhhh, you like to watch? ;)No comment.

Okay, yeah.
Pieces Hit
3/3/2006, 02:56 PM
Willie was bragging he did it just now.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/AnimaltestingMonkeyCovance2.jpg

Now give me a fkn cigarette!