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mellopride
3/3/2006, 11:59 AM
"This program is on track to beat OU's 47-game streak. I think they will get into the 50s, and if the 2007 class can get in and play early, this program might pull an authentic 3-peat and run close to four straight undefeated seasons. I don't see anyone stopping this program for several years. "

http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=football&Number=4034106&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=all
Desert Sapper
3/3/2006, 12:02 PM
Whorns are laughable most days of the week. Especially now that they believe they have the greatest team in history.
Jason White's Third Knee
3/3/2006, 12:10 PM
Oh, dear Lord.
Flagstaffsooner
3/3/2006, 12:18 PM
That guy has some goooood smoke.
NormanPride
3/3/2006, 12:20 PM
We should feel lucky that we get to play on the same field as our whorn overlords.


;)
Rhino
3/3/2006, 12:38 PM
From now on, people need licenses to become sports fans.
olevetonahill
3/3/2006, 12:41 PM
why do you want to play in thier cess pool ?
jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
3/3/2006, 12:47 PM
too bad we don't have the 2001 message board archived. there were similar threads on soonerfans.com
RedstickSooner
3/3/2006, 12:49 PM
Thank the football gods we don't have the 2001 message board archived. there were similar threads on soonerfans.com

Fixed that for you :D
Boomer_Sooner_sax
3/3/2006, 01:15 PM
And just think, some "Sooner" fans were rooting for them to beat USC!
jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
3/3/2006, 01:18 PM
well, we have a say in whether they reach the streak. they reach it, it will be our fault. of course, for them to reach it, bomar will have to go 0-4 against texas. the %'s on that feat are a little higher than i'd like them to be...
suncoastsooner7
3/3/2006, 01:21 PM
And just think, some "Sooner" fans were rooting for them to beat USC!


And to think everytime a thread like this is started someone like you has to remind us about them. Let it die.
NS5
3/3/2006, 01:26 PM
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From now on, people need licenses to become sports fans.
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Vegas Sooner
3/3/2006, 01:30 PM
yuck.
SoonerStormchaser
3/3/2006, 01:31 PM
Oh God, why did you allow my parents to live 30 miles south of those ****birds? It's bad enough up here dealing with the Orange drunks from Stoolwater...did I do something to deserve having to go home to THAT?!?!?!
Octavian
3/3/2006, 01:37 PM
And just think, some "Sooner" fans were rooting for them to beat USC!

lets not start that please.
yermom
3/3/2006, 01:40 PM
well, we have a say in whether they reach the streak. they reach it, it will be our fault. of course, for them to reach it, bomar will have to go 0-4 against texas. the %'s on that feat are a little higher than i'd like them to be...

not a lot of QB's from Texas have beaten the whorns

wasn't the last one Jack Mildren?
Octavian
3/3/2006, 01:56 PM
Unless Thomas Lott was from Texas, I think you're right
Sooner47
3/3/2006, 02:02 PM
Ya just can't make this stuff up, can you?

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4148/hatetx43of.jpg
Desert Sapper
3/3/2006, 02:16 PM
not a lot of QB's from Texas have beaten the whorns

wasn't the last one Jack Mildren?

No, it was Vince Young. How soon we forget 2003 and 2004.
Gandalf_The_Grey
3/3/2006, 02:29 PM
No, our qb has to be from Texas not theirs :P
Seamus
3/3/2006, 02:33 PM
Jiminy, I thought this was a fark until I realized it was some whorn's manlove sig file for Colt McCoy. Sheesh ... :eek:

http://mackbrown-texasfootball.com/image_lib/mccoy_colt_175.jpg
lufkinaggie07
3/3/2006, 02:43 PM
The koolaid must be strong in Asstin.;)
Flagstaffsooner
3/3/2006, 03:07 PM
Jiminy, I thought this was a fark until I realized it was some whorn's manlove sig file for Colt McCoy. Sheesh ... :eek:

http://mackbrown-texasfootball.com/image_lib/mccoy_colt_175.jpg
That's one goofy looking muther. I bet he tests lower than Radio.:D
Boomer_Sooner_sax
3/3/2006, 03:17 PM
And just think, some "Sooner" fans were rooting for them to beat USC!

It really wasn't meant to be a slam on anyone. I appologize if anyone took it like that. However, I don't think the 47 game win streak is ever going to be broke. First off, there is too much turnover and parody. Look back from now to 1998 when the first BCS trophy was handed out. No school has two trophies. Period. In order to break the streak, you would have to win three in a row and part of another season. There are no confereces even with three trophies period. The most are the SEC (LSU and Tennessee) and the Big XII (OU and Texas) with two. However, I think the Big XII may have the lead in appearances. Three by OU, one by Texas and one by Nebraska. I just see 47 as a magical number that will never be attained.
WisconsinSooner
3/3/2006, 03:26 PM
"This program is on track to beat OU's 47-game streak. I think they will get into the 50s, and if the 2007 class can get in and play early, this program might pull an authentic 3-peat and run close to four straight undefeated seasons. I don't see anyone stopping this program for several years.

Another fine example of why passing a breathalyzer should be a requirement for whornfan before being allowed access to the local trailerpark computer.
OUthunder
3/3/2006, 03:43 PM
Dreamweaver
Jason White's Third Knee
3/3/2006, 04:38 PM
well, we have a say in whether they reach the streak. they reach it, it will be our fault. of course, for them to reach it, bomar will have to go 0-4 against texas. the %'s on that feat are a little higher than i'd like them to be...

Gloom and doom. Gloom and doom.
GDC
3/3/2006, 05:02 PM
And some of you actually defend their right to post here. My my.:texan:
Flagstaffsooner
3/3/2006, 05:43 PM
And some of you actually defend their right to post here. My my.:texan:Why not, they are a scream. Silly, silly, whorns.
SoonerShark
3/4/2006, 05:32 AM
Whorns are laughable most days of the week. Especially now that they believe they have the greatest team in history.

They are the best team money can BYU. 2005 was a fluke year akin to 1984, a weak overall year in football that allowed a pig to fly.
SoonerShark
3/4/2006, 05:33 AM
That's one goofy looking muther. I bet he tests lower than Radio.:D

Is that a combover?
AlbqSooner
3/4/2006, 07:04 AM
I love that kind of thinking from whorn fans. It will make October 7,2006 yet another day that will live in infamy in the Land of Aus.
Flagstaffsooner
3/4/2006, 07:33 AM
Is that a combover?I don't know, but he goes to an Arkasas dentist.
SkipTracer
3/4/2006, 08:58 AM
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/1182/coltmccoy8yh.jpg

Now that he's been working out with the Texas strength coach, he's gaining cinfidence in his ability to guide his team to the promised land.
Desert Sapper
3/4/2006, 08:49 PM
No, our qb has to be from Texas not theirs :P

That still doesn't take away the fact that the last QB from Texas to beat the Whorns in the Cotton Bowl was Vince Young.

I think the last QB from Texas that we beat saxet with was Thomas Lott. I may be wrong, though. We haven't really started that many QBs from Texas since Jack Mildren.