salth2o
3/3/2006, 10:09 AM
Here are the chapters:
A. How to hit a Top Flite from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
B. How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker.
C. How to get more distance out of a shank.
D. Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.
E. Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk.
F. Crying and how to handle it.
G. How to rationalize a 7 hour round.
H. How to find the ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
I. How to make hitting short of the ladies tee, sexy.
J. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed.
K. How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee.
L. When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent.
M. God and the meaning of the double bogey.
N. When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.
A. How to hit a Top Flite from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
B. How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker.
C. How to get more distance out of a shank.
D. Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.
E. Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk.
F. Crying and how to handle it.
G. How to rationalize a 7 hour round.
H. How to find the ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
I. How to make hitting short of the ladies tee, sexy.
J. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed.
K. How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee.
L. When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent.
M. God and the meaning of the double bogey.
N. When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.