View Full Version : This board is moving slower than an old man driving a brown Buick
BeetDigger
3/2/2006, 04:59 PM
I think that comparison works better than Vince Young doing the wonderlick.
VY probably thought the wonderlick meant a new way to perform oral sex.
Crimson_Balls
3/2/2006, 05:02 PM
This board is moving slower than a one legged midget in a butt kicking contest.
I got nuthin
This board is moving slower than a contractor trying to get to Iraq.
BeetDigger
3/2/2006, 05:10 PM
This board is moving slower than a contractor trying to get to Iraq.
heh. Probably something to do with the Sawz-all in his luggage.
Crimson_Balls
3/2/2006, 05:15 PM
I "saw" him the other day. He was about ready to "cut" out of here.
Is he doing any last-minute "chopping?"
Crimson_Balls
3/2/2006, 05:24 PM
Is he doing any last-minute "chopping?"
He said that money didn't grow on trees so he wouldn't be doing any more "chopping". But he "wood" like to keep in touch.
It's good he's going to "branch" out in his career, though.
If he ever does "leaf", that is.
1stTimeCaller
3/2/2006, 05:29 PM
I heard his 'bark' was bigger than his bite, if ya know what I'm sayin'
If he ever does "leaf", that is.
It does sound like he's pretty well rooted in Dallas.
If he ever does leave, I'm sure that Howzit's tears will phloem like water from a faucet.
Crimson_Balls
3/2/2006, 05:33 PM
I think he might be a little "stumped" until he gets comfortable abroad. As long as he remembers where his "roots" are he should be fine.
I don't know if I'd be able to stick it out in Iraq for more than a couple of weeks.
I don't know if I'd be able to stick it out in Iraq for more than a couple of weeks.
What's that got to do with trees?
1stTimeCaller
3/2/2006, 05:36 PM
I bet he has to fill out a bunch of chloroforms to get into Iraq...
I suck at this :(
Crimson_Balls
3/2/2006, 05:37 PM
He must be as strong as an oak
Yes, and perhaps a family of squirrels will one day nest in his hair.
What's that got to do with trees?
I don't know if I'd be able to stick it out in Iraq for more than a couple of weeks.:texan:
BeetDigger
3/2/2006, 05:44 PM
This thread has turned pretty sappy.
Hopefully he will have some "photosynthesis" opportunites so he can "post" them on the "board".......
This thread has turned pretty sappy.
Well, the board is normally filled with fruits and nuts, so I'd say it's an improvement.
Wonder if Stanley will try to fertilize him before he leaves?
Crimson_Balls
3/2/2006, 05:51 PM
I know Stanley will have some "Arbor"trary things to say about all of this
1stTimeCaller
3/2/2006, 05:56 PM
is he taking Pulp Fiction with him?
BeetDigger
3/2/2006, 05:59 PM
I understand they like shady characters over there, so he should fit right in.
GottaHavePride
3/2/2006, 06:07 PM
I can see it now, DC gets drunk off some tap root beer and starts larching around all over the place, shouting "Yew bastards!"
ChickSoonerFan
3/2/2006, 06:27 PM
I wonder if he packed a big trunk full of stuff to take with him?
I can't believe I was lured into this. I am so embarrassed.
GottaHavePride
3/2/2006, 06:36 PM
I hope he's not rowan all the way to Iraq.
He di'ent go yet?
That's rock bottom.
DCSooner
3/2/2006, 07:13 PM
على النحو اّسوأ خيط, سن اللولب, ثياب رثة, السلك الناظم, ديدان
(worst.thread.ever)
على النحو اّسوأ خيط, سن اللولب, ثياب رثة, السلك الناظم, ديدان
(worst.thread.ever)
how do write "Juicy Booty" or "pwned"?
BeetDigger
3/3/2006, 10:24 AM
how do write "Juicy Booty" or "pwned"?
Those words have been outlawed in arabic. However, sawz-all is ok.
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