This board is moving slower than an old man driving a brown Buick

[BeetDigger]

I think that comparison works better than Vince Young doing the wonderlick.

VY probably thought the wonderlick meant a new way to perform oral sex.

[Crimson_Balls]

This board is moving slower than a one legged midget in a butt kicking contest.

I got nuthin

[Howzit]

This board is moving slower than a contractor trying to get to Iraq.

[BeetDigger]

This board is moving slower than a contractor trying to get to Iraq.


heh. Probably something to do with the Sawz-all in his luggage.

[Crimson_Balls]

I "saw" him the other day. He was about ready to "cut" out of here.

[Howzit]

Is he doing any last-minute "chopping?"

[Crimson_Balls]

Is he doing any last-minute "chopping?"

He said that money didn't grow on trees so he wouldn't be doing any more "chopping". But he "wood" like to keep in touch.

[Howzit]

It's good he's going to "branch" out in his career, though.

If he ever does "leaf", that is.

[1stTimeCaller]

I heard his 'bark' was bigger than his bite, if ya know what I'm sayin'

[skycat]

If he ever does "leaf", that is.

It does sound like he's pretty well rooted in Dallas.

[skycat]

If he ever does leave, I'm sure that Howzit's tears will phloem like water from a faucet.

[Crimson_Balls]

I think he might be a little "stumped" until he gets comfortable abroad. As long as he remembers where his "roots" are he should be fine.

[skycat]

I don't know if I'd be able to stick it out in Iraq for more than a couple of weeks.

[Howzit]

I don't know if I'd be able to stick it out in Iraq for more than a couple of weeks.
What's that got to do with trees?

[1stTimeCaller]

I bet he has to fill out a bunch of chloroforms to get into Iraq...



I suck at this :(

[Crimson_Balls]

He must be as strong as an oak

[Howzit]

Yes, and perhaps a family of squirrels will one day nest in his hair.

[skycat]

What's that got to do with trees?


I don't know if I'd be able to stick it out in Iraq for more than a couple of weeks.:texan:

[Howzit]

Ah. THERE it is...

[BeetDigger]

This thread has turned pretty sappy.

[IB4OU2]

Hopefully he will have some "photosynthesis" opportunites so he can "post" them on the "board".......

[skycat]

This thread has turned pretty sappy.

Well, the board is normally filled with fruits and nuts, so I'd say it's an improvement.

[Howzit]

Wonder if Stanley will try to fertilize him before he leaves?

[Crimson_Balls]

I know Stanley will have some "Arbor"trary things to say about all of this

[1stTimeCaller]

is he taking Pulp Fiction with him?

[BeetDigger]

I understand they like shady characters over there, so he should fit right in.

[GottaHavePride]

I can see it now, DC gets drunk off some tap root beer and starts larching around all over the place, shouting "Yew bastards!"

[ChickSoonerFan]

I wonder if he packed a big trunk full of stuff to take with him?











I can't believe I was lured into this. I am so embarrassed.

[GottaHavePride]

I hope he's not rowan all the way to Iraq.

[Fugue]

He di'ent go yet?

That's rock bottom.

[DCSooner]

على النحو اّسوأ خيط, سن اللولب, ثياب رثة, السلك الناظم, ديدان


(worst.thread.ever)

[Fugue]

على النحو اّسوأ خيط, سن اللولب, ثياب رثة, السلك الناظم, ديدان


(worst.thread.ever)

how do write "Juicy Booty" or "pwned"?

[BeetDigger]

how do write "Juicy Booty" or "pwned"?


Those words have been outlawed in arabic. However, sawz-all is ok.