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Crimson_Balls
3/1/2006, 07:27 PM
The 1st of every month our store manager prints off our monthly revenue numbers from the previous month so we sales reps, in turn, can do our monthly reports. Fortunately, I had a pretty good month in February and he congratulated me for doing so. I said, "If we didn't have a short month then I could have gotten more." Thinking to myself that the leap year cut Februaury a day short.

Then my associate and counterpart Nick, aka "Mr. Sticky" chimed in and replied, "If my Aunt had balls, then she'd be my Uncle." Which to me is pretty funny because I had just stated the obvious.

Then our store manager smiled, turned away and while leaving the sales office said, "Nick, I bet your Aunt does have Balls." :D Hehehehe...

I'm glad that we have a workplace where everyone can have fun. It makes the day go by a lot smoother.

ChickSoonerFan
3/1/2006, 07:32 PM
Mr. Sticky?

Do I want to ask why you call him that?

Crimson_Balls
3/1/2006, 07:36 PM
Mr. Sticky?

Do I want to ask why you call him that?

This is a family board.

I promise it has nothing to do with brokeback mt. NTTAWWT :D

GottaHavePride
3/2/2006, 12:46 AM
Nick, I bet your Aunt does have Balls.



So that's what happened to that guy. ;)


where ya been, Balls?