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Desert Sapper
3/1/2006, 04:31 PM
AD single handedly re-aligns the sun depending on which country he is in so that he can always order from the breakfast menu at McDonalds. (http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin&id=NDU3NzA=)
AD is the only known person to have ever added injury to insult, not the other way around. (http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin&id=NDYxMzY=) Just ask Pokie State.
Crosswalks were invented by auto insurance companies to reduce the damage resulting from vehicles running into AD. (http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin&id=NDYxODE=)
Never play Rock, Paper, Scissor with AD; he can read minds - and he never holds back. (http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin&id=NDQ1MTI=) After he beats you, he'll score.
Many years ago, AD accidently ran over George Lucas enroute to the endzone. AD apologized to Lucas by giving him the scripts to a six-part sci-fi saga called Star Wars. Unfortunetly, Lucas lost the scripts to the first three parts and foolishly decided to re-write them himself.
AD invented the buffalo, but only to run over it enroute to the endzone.
Einstein also derived the lesser known equation E=pcª to represent the amount of energy released when AD runs over a linebacker.
AD hits so hard, he once ran over a linebacker from behind and stomped on his face.
Did you just see AD? He's already past you on the way to the endzone.
David Earl
3/1/2006, 05:00 PM
Yeah, but he ain't got no line to run behind...
RedstickSooner
3/1/2006, 05:14 PM
Nine-part saga, Desert. Nine-part.
Don't buy into revisionist history, yo ;)
OUTromBoNado
3/2/2006, 03:40 AM
AD runs the World Circumnavigation-Dash in -3.9 seconds. He justs slows down during football games so we can watch his greatness.
SelmaBamaFan
3/2/2006, 04:02 AM
AD kicks Chuck Norris' ***!
jthomasou78
3/2/2006, 08:55 AM
AD kicks Chuck Norris' ***!
Hey now Im a hugh AD fan but lets not get over our heads.
Desert Sapper
3/2/2006, 10:14 AM
AD once was cornered by Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Mr. T. After spinning around a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, he stiff-armed Vin Diesel, then dragged Mr. T for 15 yards before shaking him off on the way to the endzone.
Desert Sapper
3/2/2006, 10:21 AM
Nine-part saga, Desert. Nine-part.
Don't buy into revisionist history, yo ;)
AD accidentally head-butted Timothy Zahn on the way to the endzone. On the way back to the sideline, he apologized to Mr. Zahn and provided him with the last three parts to the nine-part saga he had been working on when he ran over George Lucas. This final work became the renowned 'Zahn Trilogy' (Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising, and The Last Command), the only accepted sequels to the original Star Wars trilogy. AD has never asked for royalties.
Coloradosker
3/2/2006, 11:55 AM
AD once was cornered by Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Mr. T. After spinning around a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, he stiff-armed Vin Diesel, then dragged Mr. T for 15 yards before shaking him off on the way to the endzone.
Nobody shakes off T fool!
Chi Gamma Blackness
3/2/2006, 07:03 PM
AD found Nemo.
AD eats coal and poops diamonds.
AD has a go kart which runs off the hopes and dreams of texans....it's very fast.
Chi Gamma Blackness
3/2/2006, 07:14 PM
If you see AD running for the endzone..its already to late....
AD is the "I" in team.
Contrary to popular belief, it was AD, not Angelina Jolie that broke up Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt.
AD knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Never play Rock, Paper Scissors with AD...he can read minds and he never holds back...just ask o-state.:stunned:
noose7699
3/4/2006, 06:06 AM
But has AD counted to infinity... not once.. but TWICE!!??
Chuck Norris has... :D. He has counted to infinity.. twice!
swardboy
3/4/2006, 08:20 AM
But has AD counted to infinity... not once.. but TWICE!!??
Chuck Norris has... :D. He has counted to infinity.. twice!
NO, no! Norris counted two of his Infinities.....
BoomerJack
3/4/2006, 12:49 PM
And like that other famous Texan, G.W. Bush, AD built the log cabin he was born in!!
Desert Sapper
3/4/2006, 08:05 PM
Nobody shakes off T fool!
AD did...once.
The second time they met, AD flattened T then stepped on his face and took his gold chains on the way to the endzone. He didn't pitty the fool.
JohnnyMack
3/4/2006, 09:41 PM
Nine-part saga, Desert. Nine-part.
Don't buy into revisionist history, yo ;)
Not to sound like a complete nerd, but read this, I'm too lazy to type it again.
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1095163&postcount=12
Desert Sapper
3/6/2006, 08:43 AM
Not to sound like a complete nerd, but read this, I'm too lazy to type it again.
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1095163&postcount=12
Nerd :rolleyes:
olevetonahill
3/6/2006, 09:44 AM
Yall F--ing hillbillies expected less ?
Ad the man
He sits on the right hand of Bob
JohnnyMack
3/6/2006, 10:05 AM
Nerd :rolleyes:
:texan:
CatfishSooner
3/6/2006, 12:57 PM
AD knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop...
AD DAng.
Desert Sapper
3/6/2006, 01:11 PM
AD once slipped in the mud while playing a game up north. The results of his fall are collectively referred to as the 'Great Lakes'. AD has not slipped in the mud since.
AD once drank a gallon of milk in one minute and did not throw up.
Readyfor8
3/6/2006, 05:19 PM
If you can see AD he can see you, if you can't see AD hes already in the endzone handing the ball to the referee.
Readyfor8
3/6/2006, 05:24 PM
Just as Bill Gates put the finishing touches on his greatest invention, soon to be named Chuck Norris, he realized that there would be no market for this as Bob Stoops had already invented AD.
OUMallen
3/6/2006, 11:53 PM
AD doesn't actually move during football games; the field moves under him.
The helmet was invented to protect linebackers from AD's adamantium skull.
I heard this one time.... AD had sex.... WITH A WOMAN!!!:eek:
Ardmore_Sooner
3/7/2006, 03:13 AM
AD doesn't actually move during football games; the field moves under him.
The helmet was invented to protect linebackers from AD's adamantium skull.
Someone has to quit reading so many comic books.
OUMallen
3/7/2006, 10:46 AM
What's wrong with comic books!?
Desert Sapper
3/7/2006, 12:07 PM
We all thought AD split his head in the Holiday Bowl on the helmet of a teammate while celebrating. Actually, he cracked the helmet of Haloti Ngata with his bare forehead. This is why Ngata had to leave early.
AD can eat anything. His stomach is impervious to all toxic substances.
They invented the new helmet style because AD was causing too many concussions.
Readyfor8
3/7/2006, 10:00 PM
It is said that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, thats why scientists had to increase the speed of light to allow for AD to be able to run at full speed.
SoonerStud615
3/7/2006, 10:46 PM
If you can see AD he can see you, if you can't see AD hes already in the endzone handing the ball to the referee....(cough cough Aggy TWICE)
http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/1932/adosu22jr.jpg
http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/5235/adosu0ix.jpg
SoonerStud615
3/7/2006, 10:50 PM
AD doesn't go through holes, holes appear because theyre afraid of AD.
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