Vince Young arrested!!!

[Harry Beanbag]

Vince Young allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty (http://ads.clicksor.com/serving/search4.php?q=lWL--%FE%27%28+%FE%22%2C%FD%2C%2F%27%FB%28%22U%5C%5B%2B %F8%29.%7B%25&q3=%5BQTY_U0pS%5B%F9icNeS_MqW0%28%7D%21%28.%23%2C% 27+%7D&tl=daca6e04cad98007&pn=516f46a3701649c0&pid=1401&sid=1605&curl=http%3A%2F%2Fmeta.7search.com%2Fclick%2Fclick .aspx%3Furlid%3D13952900%26affiliateid%3D64054%26k eyword%3Dpretty%26s%3Dpls%26u%3Dhttp%253a%252f%252 fclicksor.com%26rank%3D1%26rid%3D1605%26sd%3D03%25 2f01%252f06%2B10%253a53%253a31.279&cpx=cpc&sc=pretty) princess" over and over, according to witness reports. When asked by the manager to leave the store, Vince Young squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.

http://vince.young.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/arrested.php




I don't really know what to say. :)

[Frozen Sooner]

I'm going to need some confirmation on that one...

because whoa.

Oh.

Heh.

[Seamus]

That site is going to need about 8 years' training before it can even pretend to be funny.

The Onion it ain't ...

[OUTrumpet]

Is he friends with that FSU qb that thinks he is God?

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Maybe it would be funnier if you run it though Gizoogle.

[Harry Beanbag]

Maybe it would be funnier if you run it though Gizoogle.

Here ya go...



Vince Young Arrested On Multiple Charges

March 1, 2006?

Vince Young was arrested fo` lewd conduct, blunt-rollin' n assault at Classy & Sassy ladies boutique, on Reid street . Put ya mutha ****in choppers up if ya feel this..

Authorizzles documented in a po-po report thizzat Vince Young entered tha Classy & Sassy boutique at approximately 11:15 a.m. Pusha fail'n ta emerge fizzy a ladies ho-slappin' room stall, store clerks knocked on tha door ask'n if he was 'izzay or needed assistance . Holla!. Vince Young was tizzy reported ta have exited tha dress'n room wear'n high hizzle shoes, bitchez's thizzong underwear n dippin' bra along wit a dress wrapped around his heezee as a hat.

Vince Young allegedly began danc'n n skipp'n around tha store shout'n "izzy a pretty princess" over n pimp steppin' ta witness reports. W-H-to-tha-izzen asked by tha managa ta leave tha store, Vince Young squatted in tha front lobby n defecated on tha floor. He T-H-to-tha-izzen picked up his feces wit his H-to-tha-izzand, took a bite, n asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cakes ta celebrate his birthday.

Clearly rhymin' a threat ta otha, one of tha female clerks tackled Vince Young, n wit tha assistance of two otha bitchez he was restrained until po-po arrived at tha scene n' ****.

Mary Smith, one of tha store clerks told UJ gangsta "I only weigh 105 pounds n didn't T-H-to-tha-izzink I could tackle hiznim, but he went dizzle really easily. He's very weak, n very disturbed."

Initial toxicology reports indicate that Vince Young was hiznigh on a mixture of narcotics n prescription drugs at tha tizzy of tha incident. Results of a psychologizzles exam ta determine if he will face possible jail tizzle or be institutionalized is gang bangin' . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Yup. Funnier.

[Eielson]

I saw this exact same thing a little over a year ago except instead of Vince Young it was Dirk Nowitzki.

[caphorns]

Yup. Funnier.

You'd probably also like that we just got a verbal from a RB (probably a 3-star) named Foswhitt "aka Foshizzle" Whittaker.

I still don't see how Colt or Jevan will fit into the gansta rap. Luckily we got an offer out to a running back named Chiles. He should fit the mold.

[fadada1]

if only he would HAVE scored a 7, we could HAVE avoided all this.

[caphorns]

if only he would've scored a 7, we could've avoided all this.

fadada Wonderlic question - "Please spell the word have."

[fadada1]

hey, i went to OU. give me a break if i'm lazy.:D

[Funky G]

could've = abbreviation for could have

Wonderlic is obviously culturally biased ... they expect a culture to be able to readn and write