I was called by a prostitute today at work

[Pieces Hit]

She said I owed her $20 and wanted to come pick it up.
I told her not to and not to call me at work and asked how she even got my number.
She said a mutual crack dealing friend gave it to here and she was needing a fix real bad.
Crack dealers - can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

[crawfish]

I hope her pimp beats you so badly you can't copycat threads for a month.

[Pieces Hit]

She also said my long hair was an abomination.
Crazy Pentecostal ho.

[Harry Beanbag]

Couldn't TopDaug have just sent you a PEEM instead of bothering you at work?

[Pieces Hit]

I must admit she aced the wonderlic...