View Full Version : People who shoot deer are gay
handcrafted
2/28/2006, 01:53 PM
Pick on something that can fight back, whydontcha???
:mad:
C&CDean
2/28/2006, 01:54 PM
Gay hunters unite!!!!!
Hamhock
2/28/2006, 01:56 PM
Would you rather them starve to death or get hit by a car?
bunnyhugger...:mack:
C&CDean
2/28/2006, 01:57 PM
I tried to smoke a deer once. Couldn't keep it lit.....
Pieces Hit
2/28/2006, 02:26 PM
Pick on something that can fight back, whydontcha???
:mad:You obviously have never been gored to death by a buck in a rut.
jk the sooner fan
2/28/2006, 02:40 PM
brokeback deer stand......
william_brasky
2/28/2006, 02:42 PM
Is it acceptable to shoot only the gay deer?
Desert Sapper
2/28/2006, 02:45 PM
Pick on something that can fight back, whydontcha???
:mad:
You mean you haven't heard?
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004Y2MN.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
william_brasky
2/28/2006, 02:48 PM
Is it acceptable to shoot only the gay deer?
I just thought about that. It'd probably be considered a hate crime.
NormanPride
2/28/2006, 02:48 PM
You obviously have never been bored to death by a buck in the butt.
:eek:
picasso
2/28/2006, 03:02 PM
I killed one once with my Mom's Cadillac.
redneck in the parking lot afterwards estimated it a 180 pounder. that's nothing to brag about Rusty...
I killed one once with my Mom's Cadillac.
redneck in the parking lot afterwards estimated it a 180 pounder. that's nothing to brag about Rusty...
Let's see Dean do that. Caddy prolly had the 8-track cranked and the headlights on.
Dean hides behind things and uses a gun.
;)
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
2/28/2006, 03:22 PM
Pick on something that can fight back, whydontcha???
:mad::rolleyes: Bored as can be, aren't ya?
mdklatt
2/28/2006, 03:31 PM
You obviously have never been gored to death by a buck in a rut.
You obviously haven't either so quit trying be a one-upper.
IB4OU2
2/28/2006, 05:34 PM
Hit 2 or 3 in a two year timeframe and then come back and talk to me.
Cost us and the insurance company over 3K per event.
Btw, why do you let other people do your killing for you? I assume you eat meat.......
Talk about gay..............:rolleyes:
BeetDigger
2/28/2006, 06:24 PM
Is it acceptable to shoot only the gay deer?
Just because they are a bunch of bucks and are hanging together does not make them gay. It's probably their equivilent of a night on the town, drinking a few beers with the buds.
achiro
2/28/2006, 06:24 PM
I assume you "eat" man meat.......
Talk about gay..............:rolleyes:
I totally agree!:texan:
I've only killed 1 deer...hit with an 80,000 pound semi going 78 mph east bound on the Turner at the 153.
I tried to kill another this fall with a .308 but all I saw were coyotes.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
2/28/2006, 08:36 PM
I got a mule deer doe with my car a few years ago. She was walking off the highway, then spun around and ran in front of my car. She probably weighed 150lb. or so, and I was lucky the bi*ch didn't cause any more damage than she did. Took out my headlight on the passenger side, and the moulding on that side, too. I wanted some of her ghey steaks, but we couldn't find her.
SouthFortySooner
2/28/2006, 08:44 PM
Not only would I shoot Bambi. I would shoot his little sister. If I hunted that is.
sanantoniosooner
2/28/2006, 09:30 PM
Pick on something that can fight back, whydontcha???
:mad:
you should swap fish stories with SoonerScooter.
C&CDean
2/28/2006, 09:40 PM
A lady asked me once "would you really shoot Bambi?" To which I replied "only if she gave me a good broadside."
sanantoniosooner
2/28/2006, 09:41 PM
I will say this........
It's more manly to shoot a deer with a bow at 25 yards than a rifle at 300.
C&CDean
2/28/2006, 09:46 PM
I will say this........
It's more manly to shoot a deer with a bow at 25 yards than a rifle at 300.
I don't know about manly, but a whitetail at 300 yards is a pretty tall order. At that range it looks like you're shooting at a fly in your crosshairs.
sanantoniosooner
2/28/2006, 09:48 PM
I don't know about manly, but a whitetail at 300 yards is a pretty tall order. At that range it looks like you're shooting at a fly in your crosshairs.
yeah, it's a great shot.
Getting within 25 yards of a whitetail and getting a clean shot takes more skills than just being a good shot. None of the deers defenses come into play at 300 yards.
C&CDean
2/28/2006, 09:57 PM
yeah, it's a great shot.
Getting within 25 yards of a whitetail and getting a clean shot takes more skills than just being a good shot. None of the deers defenses come into play at 300 yards.
The most fun I've ever had with deer was a couple years ago in Colorado. I was elk hunting, and had set up in a meadow behind a downed tree. I spot a couple mule deer does coming down the mountain. I am pretty much sitting on the tree in the open, and they just kept coming down towards me. I sat very still, and a slight breeze was coming down the hill, so they couldn't smell me.
Anyhow, over about a 20 minute period they came right down so close that I could hear their teeth grinding when they chewed, and could see the flies on them. We're talking inside 10-15 feet away. One of them came literally within 2-3 feet of me. She'd look at me, start to look away, then snap her head back trying to bust me. It was all I could do to not just crack up laughing. All of a sudden, their heads both went up together. They looked back up the mountain and bolted off. About 10 minutes later I see a bow hunter walking down the mountain. They never knew I was so close I could touch them, but they smelled/heard a hunter probably a quarter-mile away. Pretty awesome.
sanantoniosooner
2/28/2006, 10:00 PM
At 14 years old, my dad put me in a hot stand and I had a doe and her buttonbuck fawn come in on me. I had them within 5 yards of my tree and they stared right at me several times.
I bagged one and had to get out of the tree because I was shaking so bad afterward.
walkoffsooner
2/28/2006, 10:01 PM
I have deer in my yard don't know if gay or not but if you want to shoot one come on down.
sanantoniosooner
2/28/2006, 10:03 PM
I have deer in my yard don't know if gay or not but if you want to shoot one come on down.
feeding all year and then blasting one is kinda gay.
IB4OU2
2/28/2006, 10:27 PM
feeding all year and then blasting one is kinda gay.
Agreed and I was blackpowder hunting up in Osage Co. and a doe and yearlingwalk up and lay down not ten yards from me.
I sat completely still for over
45 minutes till I couldnt take it anymore and slightly shifted my arm. The doe jumped up looking at me and snorted, raised and lowered her head then they both just walked off. You don't see that everyday while your inside watching tv or playin' on the internet......:D
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
2/28/2006, 10:30 PM
feeding all year and then blasting one is kinda gay.Instead of a "hunt", it's just a trip to the grocery store.
sanantoniosooner
2/28/2006, 10:34 PM
I remember playing tapes of a rabbit squealing to get coyotes to come in when I was a kid.
I've heard of guys using a tape of a feeder distributing food to get deer to come in or return. Another questionable tactic IMO.
Agreed and I was blackpowder hunting up in Osage Co. and a doe and yearlingwalk up and lay down not ten yards from me.
I sat completely still for over
45 minutes till I couldnt take it anymore and slightly shifted my arm. The doe jumped up looking at me and snorted, raised and lowered her head then they both just walked off. You don't see that everyday while your inside watching tv or playin' on the internet......:D
There's a video of something similar over on putfile.
:D
Desert Sapper
3/1/2006, 09:54 AM
I like the way Robert Deniro hunted deer in 'The Deerhunter'. The stalking approach seems so cool. You'd have to be pretty good and pretty silent to pull it off, though.
I bagged one and had to get out of the tree because I was shaking so bad afterward.
You're supposed to shoot them. :texan:
You're supposed to shoot them. :texan:
You haven't lived until you've teabagged a deer.
You haven't lived until you've teabagged a deer.
I'll have to take Dean's word for that.
C&CDean
3/1/2006, 10:08 AM
I was never in one of those homosexual outfits known as "fraternities." You'll have to pardon my ignorance on the "teabag" thingie. Is this where everybody lines up and puts their nutsack on Pat's face?
Sooner_Bob
3/1/2006, 10:09 AM
I saw a herd of at least 20 deer last week just north of Fairfax.
I was never in one of those homosexual outfits known as "fraternities." You'll have to pardon my ignorance on the "teabag" thingie. Is this where everybody lines up and puts their nutsack on Pat's face?
YES!
BeetDigger
3/1/2006, 10:11 AM
I saw a herd of at least 20 deer last week just north of Fairfax.
Did you teabag any of them?
Sooner_Bob
3/1/2006, 10:13 AM
Heh . . .
C&CDean
3/1/2006, 10:13 AM
Yeah, thanks for bringing this thread back to it's homosexual roots.
crawfish
3/1/2006, 10:14 AM
You haven't lived until you've teabagged a deer.
I really wish I didn't know what that means. :dolemite:
Sooner_Bob
3/1/2006, 10:16 AM
A herd of 20 deer people . . . 20 of 'em plain as day.
handcrafted
3/1/2006, 10:30 AM
:rolleyes: Bored as can be, aren't ya?
Give the man a cigar. :D
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/1/2006, 11:12 AM
Give the man some fresh venison steaks. :D:P Fixed.
picasso
3/1/2006, 11:16 AM
A herd of 20 deer people . . . 20 of 'em plain as day.
actually, you can shoot people in Fairfax.
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