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TUSooner
2/27/2006, 12:18 PM
TUSooner: I'm looking for a vise.
Helpful Hardware Guy: Have you considered smoking?



<ba-dump-bump>
But seriously folks....the girl in that store wasn't too sharp: I said, "Do you have any vises?" And she said,




"Well, sometimes I drink too much."

I've got a million of 'em. Well no. I actually just have those two. :O
But you've been a great audience, come back again; I'll be here til Thursday!

:rolleyes:

TUSooner
2/27/2006, 02:39 PM
[=shameless thread plug] C'mon now; they don't write 'em like that anymore![/shameless thread plug]

Apparently for good reason....:(

critical_phil
2/27/2006, 02:41 PM
i'll go ahead and post tomorrow's edition:




TUSooner: I'm looking for some caulk.

Helpful Hardware Guy: Here's Lid's phone number.

King Crimson
2/27/2006, 02:43 PM
you should have asked if they came in all kinds of funny shapes.

TUSooner
2/27/2006, 02:48 PM
i'll go ahead and post tomorrow's edition:




TUSooner: I'm looking for some caulk.

Helpful Hardware Guy: Here's Lid's phone number.
Wassup?
Everything's penises with you guys today. <shakes head>

NormanPride
2/27/2006, 02:51 PM
Wassup?
Everything's penises with you guys today. <shakes head>

Thinking outside the box, I guess. ;)