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Okla-homey
2/26/2006, 11:37 PM
Soylent Green is people

Rosebud is a sled

The Planet of the Apes is really Earth of the future

Rhett Butler eventually tires of Scarlett's sh1t and splits

Michael Corleone is never able to go legit

George Bailey gets bailed out of trouble when the townspeople pitch in to cover the lost bank deposit

Ralphie almost shoots his eye out but his parents never found out

The Wizard is a fake, but the whole adventure was just a long dream sequence so it doesn't matter

Rick conspires with Captain Renault to get Victor and Ilsa on the plane to neutral Lisbon

Captain Willard kills Colonel Kurtz

Judah gets even with Marsala in the chariot race and later frees his mom and sister from the leper cave whereupon they are miraculously healed

The bridge POW Col Nicholson is so proud of building gets blown by an Allied special forces team

Cinderella ends up with the Handsome Prince

Major Kong starts WWIII and the Earth is incinerated

ET goes home

Blanche DuBois finally loses it and gets a straight-jacket

The aliens communicate with musical tones and mean us no harm

Hannibal Lecter escapes but won't go after Clarisse

Benjamin Bradford falls in love with Mrs Robinson's daughter...but it doesn't work out.

The chief of police and the oceanographer survive the big shark hunt...but the shark doesn't.

Norma Desmond shoots and kills Joe Gillis and he falls facedown in the pool

King Kong falls off the Empire State Building to his death.

T.E. Lawrence survives the war but later kills himself on a motorcycle back home in England

Randle P. McMurphy never gets out of the nuthouse for good. "Chief" does.

Norman Bates keeps the stuffed corpse of his mom in the hotel and likes to stab guests

Jake LaMotta becomes a pathetic fat slob

Shane kills the bad guys and leaves

Bambi grows antlers and falls in love

Travis Bickle kills "Sport" the pimp and frees Iris

Atticus gets Tom Robinson off, but it doesn't matter. Boo Radley is not a bad guy either.

Hal 9000 gets unplugged and the astronaut who does it ends up as a giant fetus floating in space.
critical_phil
2/26/2006, 11:52 PM
______________ :eek: _____________
RacerX
2/27/2006, 12:05 AM
The Titanic Stinks...I mean sinks

Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father
critical_phil
2/27/2006, 12:26 AM
Tommy Callahan gets a big brake pad order and then puts the screws to Ray Zalinksy.
Octavian
2/27/2006, 01:29 AM
David Aames never gets Sophia...and wakes up in the distant future.

Ebineezer realizes the error of his ways...Tiny Tim doesn't die.

Richard the Lionheart comes back and Robin gets the girl.

They find Spock alive after all...he has sex w/ a Vulcan female several times before escaping the doomed planet.

Maverick finds closure w/ the loss of Goose...winds up a hero after winning an intense dogfight against the Reds
Ike
2/27/2006, 01:41 AM
Harry Potter dies in book 7
White House Boy
2/27/2006, 01:46 AM
George Michael winds up being gay after all.... like there was any doubt.
OUinFLA
2/27/2006, 10:45 AM
In the end............texas sucks

well, in the begining too.
JohnnyMack
2/27/2006, 10:47 AM
Neg jihad in 5......4......3......2......1......
sooneron
2/27/2006, 10:53 AM
Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze
jk the sooner fan
2/27/2006, 10:54 AM
Andy Dufresne escapes from prison with a large booty of money, and ends up on a beach.
sooneron
2/27/2006, 10:55 AM
The chick/singer, Jaye is really a man!
JohnnyMack
2/27/2006, 10:56 AM
Andy Stitzer loses his virginity.
BeetDigger
2/27/2006, 11:17 AM
Bluto becomes Senator Blutarsky
Beef
2/27/2006, 11:19 AM
We all end up dead.
PrideTrombone
2/27/2006, 11:33 AM
Mr. Holland retires and his band performs the crappy piece of music he's been working on for 30 years.
SoonerAtKU
2/27/2006, 11:34 AM
The counselors finally manage to kill Jason...or do they?
The high school kids finally manage to kill Freddy...or do they?
The residents of Haddonville/Jamie Lee Curtis finally manage to kill Michael...or do they?
Chuck Bao
2/27/2006, 11:36 AM
Rudy gets sent into the game on the last play and makes a tackle.
Ripley, in her skivvies, blows that mutter fricken’ alien out into space.
Moses gets his people out of Egypt
Billie Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge because he had gay sex.
Sonny attempts to rob the bank to pay for his lover’s operation.
Karen Silkwood dies in a car crash.
Around the world in 80 days and they always forget about crossing the international dateline despite the fact everyone around them surely knows the correct date.
jk the sooner fan
2/27/2006, 11:37 AM
Rocky loses the first fight in a decision but wins the respect of the boxing world, enough to get a second fight

Rocky wins the second fight with Apollo, but only after his wife comes out of a coma and he resumes training in earnest

Rocky loses his motivation to fight when Mick dies, but comes back and pummels Mr T

Rocky beats the superior Russian on his own turf
frankensooner
2/27/2006, 11:51 AM
Benjamin Bradford falls in love with Mrs Robinson's daughter...but it doesn't work out...Hey, the left on the bus together, whos to say it didn't work out?
Atticus gets Tom Robinson off...I thought he got convicted?

great list
ousoonerfan
2/27/2006, 11:53 AM
Jimmy Chitwood hits the game winner for the Indiana state high school championship.
JohnnyMack
2/27/2006, 12:00 PM
Roy Hobbs wins the game for 'em with a home run of epic proportions.
ousoonerfan
2/27/2006, 12:03 PM
"Meat" LaLoosh goes to the show.

Crash gets the girl, and the minor league home run record.
Okla-homey
2/27/2006, 12:04 PM
Benjamin Bradford falls in love with Mrs Robinson's daughter...but it doesn't work out...Hey, the left on the bus together, whos to say it didn't work out?
Atticus gets Tom Robinson off...I thought he got convicted?

great list

correction: Atticus kept Tom Robinson from being lynched, but it doesn't matter. Duvall played Boo Radley.
BeetDigger
2/27/2006, 02:55 PM
Jenna Jameson sleeps with the guy and the girl.
Ike
2/27/2006, 03:03 PM
"Meat" LaLoosh goes to the show.

Crash gets the girl, and the minor league home run record.
it's "Nuke", meat.
Dio
2/27/2006, 03:15 PM
Bruce Willis was one of the dead people.
TUSooner
2/27/2006, 03:18 PM
Benjamin Bradford falls in love with Mrs Robinson's daughter...but it doesn't work out.
How do you know? Can you see past the final scene on the bus after Benjamin and Elaine run away from Elaine's wedding - after she says "I do"? (Katherine Ross never looked better than as Elaine R., BTW. ;) )



Shane kills the bad guys and leaves
Come back, Shane !!!


Atticus gets Tom Robinson off, but it doesn't matter. Boo Radley is not a bad guy either.

Hey now, Atticus does NOT get Tom Robinson acquitted; the 12-cracker jury convicts him anyway, even though Atticus proves his innocence.

Carry on!
NormanPride
2/27/2006, 03:19 PM
The bridge is out, and in the end, the terrorists are "fired".
Pieces Hit
2/27/2006, 03:50 PM
Frodo falls down a lot and eventually gets rid of that damn ring.
SoonerWood
2/27/2006, 03:59 PM
The 'Village' is set in modern times.
An Alien ends up on the Predator's ship in the end.
De Niro is the killer in Hide and Seek
They find Nemo
Desert Sapper
2/27/2006, 04:02 PM
Indy saves the Ark from the Nazis.

Indy saves the rocks from the creepy Indian cultists.

Indy retrieves the grail from the totally impossible obstacle course.
Pieces Hit
2/27/2006, 04:04 PM
Gilligan inadvertantly sabotages efforts to get off the island.
NormanPride
2/27/2006, 04:10 PM
She doesn't sleep.
frankensooner
2/27/2006, 04:55 PM
How do you know? Can you see past the final scene on the bus after Benjamin and Elaine run away from Elaine's wedding - after she says "I do"? (Katherine Ross never looked better than as Elaine R., BTW. ;) )


Come back, Shane !!!



Hey now, Atticus does NOT get Tom Robinson acquitted; the 12-cracker jury convicts him anyway, even though Atticus proves his innocence.

Carry on!
copycat!!! ;)
Fish
2/27/2006, 04:55 PM
The Hindenburg catches fire.
The USS Nimitz comes back to the present just before launching their strike against the Japanese fleet.
Patton dies in a "mysterious accident"
Old Yeller gets rabies and must be shot
Mr Limpit saves the fleet and gets the girl
The Pope is Catholic;)
Stanley1
2/27/2006, 07:38 PM
Ron Burgendy gets his job, his respect, and his woman back.
BillyBall
2/27/2006, 07:44 PM
The Pikey had money on himself to win in the 3rd round and set up Bricktop... Proper ****ed.
Sooner98
2/27/2006, 08:00 PM
The dead body in the middle of the room is actually the villain (Jigsaw).

Amanda is incahoots with Jigsaw.
King Crimson
2/27/2006, 08:04 PM
Roy Hobbs wins the game for 'em with a home run of epic proportions.

not in the book he doesn't.
KC//CRIMSON
2/27/2006, 08:19 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal takes it in the a$$.:mack:
Ned Beatty takes it in the a$$.:mack:
Tim Robbins takes it in the a$$.:mack:
Rogue
2/27/2006, 09:56 PM
Maggie Fitzgerald (Hilary Swank) dies, Frankie Dunn (Clint Eastwood) mourns.
swardboy
2/28/2006, 11:45 AM
The Germans lose WWI

The Germans lose WWII

I'm not betting on the Germans for WWIII
Okla-homey
2/28/2006, 07:44 PM
Cousin Eddie retrieves Clark's boss from his comfortable mansion over on Mockingbird Lane and boss shamed into restoring Christmas bonuses.
John Kochtoston
2/28/2006, 10:00 PM
Neve Campbell is in cahoots with Bill Murray, and offs Matt Dillon and Denise Richards. Matt Dillon is still the luckiest bastard not playing basketball for OU.
Desert Sapper
3/1/2006, 10:34 AM
The Pikey had money on himself to win in the 3rd round and set up Bricktop... Proper ****ed.

The 'old guns' are really worth a s***load of cash.
Soonrboy
3/1/2006, 11:00 AM
Farmer Jones was actually the "ghost" making everyone think his farm was haunted to keep away the developers...those meddling kids unmasked him.
picasso
3/1/2006, 11:09 AM
The Pikey had money on himself to win in the 3rd round and set up Bricktop... Proper ****ed.
oh man that's good.
picasso
3/1/2006, 11:10 AM
Tyler Durden lives within.
ChickSoonerFan
3/1/2006, 11:16 AM
Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are all .........

I can't do it....

nevermind
picasso
3/1/2006, 11:18 AM
Team Zissou finds the Jaguar shark.

they land at dawn.
BeetDigger
3/1/2006, 11:32 AM
Merv Griffin is the Elevator Killer and Emily Emmemelmahayy is a compulsive eater.
OUTromBoNado
3/2/2006, 01:54 AM
The bridge is out, and in the end, the terrorists are "fired".

YMSRRA
OUTromBoNado
3/2/2006, 02:04 AM
Lelu Dallas has a Multipass.

Samuel L. Jackson is the supervillian Mr. Glass.

Neo dies in the end.

A fat, naked, gay guy wins the first Survivor.

Christopher Llyod was really a toon.

Kristin Shepard shot J.R.

VY is stupid.
SOONER44EVER
3/2/2006, 02:25 AM
Janet, Chrissy and Jack have a big misunderstang but everything works out in the end.
Janet, Chrissy and Jack have a big misunderstang but everything works out in the end.
Janet, Chrissy and Jack have a big misunderstang but everything works out in the end.
Janet, Chrissy and Jack have a big misunderstang but everything works out in the end.
Janet, Chrissy and Jack have a big misunderstang but everything works out in the end.
Janet, Chrissy and Jack have a big misunderstang but everything works out in the end.
Janet, Chrissy and Jack have a big misunderstang but everything works out in the end............................................... ..........!