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TopDaugIn2000
2/26/2006, 02:39 PM
but I don't smoke. :confused: :confused: :confused:
chriscappel
2/26/2006, 02:42 PM
Maybe you should start so you know the reason why!! :D
walkoffsooner
2/26/2006, 02:48 PM
Have you been to a indian casino? I smoked a carton of second hand smoke in 15 min.
TopDaugIn2000
2/26/2006, 02:50 PM
nope. but I believe it
Jimminy Crimson
2/26/2006, 02:51 PM
is smoking a disease?

blame :eddie:! ;)
crawfish
2/26/2006, 02:53 PM
Doctor parkinson declared ’I’m not surprised to see you here
You’ve got smokers cough from smoking, brewer’s droop from drinking beer
I don’t know how you came to get the betty davis knees
But worst of all young man you’ve got industrial disease!
85Sooner
2/26/2006, 03:27 PM
THEN YOU OUGHT TO START! you already got the cough!
GottaHavePride
2/26/2006, 05:29 PM
And there I was going to say "you shoulda kicked him out of bed before he coughed on you". hi-YO!
TopDaugIn2000
2/27/2006, 09:39 AM
still have it :mad:
crawfish
2/27/2006, 09:45 AM
He wrote me a prescription he said ’you are depressed
But I’m glad you came to see me to get this off your chest
Come back and see me later - next patient please
Send in another victim of industrial disease’
soonerjoker
2/28/2006, 11:54 AM
how do you know it's "smokers cough" ???
TopDaugIn2000
2/28/2006, 12:00 PM
sounds exactly like one, chest is all raspy when I breathe. other than that, I feel perfectly fine.

maybe it's bird flu.
crawfish
2/28/2006, 12:03 PM
IT'S INDUSTRIAL DISEASE!!!

Can't you guys read?!?!? :mad: