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Jerk
2/25/2006, 09:44 PM
When I was 20, I'd wake up in the morning and my pecker would be standing up like a tent pole under the sheets.

Now at 30 it's my belly.
BoogercountySooner
2/25/2006, 09:51 PM
Wait till your 40
VeeJay
2/26/2006, 07:47 AM
You know something is wrong when you can't see your pecker for your belly.
SoonerBorn68
2/26/2006, 07:57 AM
Dunlap?
BoogercountySooner
2/26/2006, 09:02 AM
A Chicken has got it made their pecker is right on their face they can't help but see it.:D
AlbqSooner
2/26/2006, 10:21 AM
Over 50 all you wake up with is a stiff neck. Bad news is you cant pess that away.
Okieflyer
2/26/2006, 10:26 AM
There are parts of your body you never knew existed until your 40. Pain is an awesome thing.
bigdsooner
2/26/2006, 10:39 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dickydo&defid=3680
OUthunder
2/26/2006, 10:46 AM
My driver is still long of the tee.
Al Gore
2/26/2006, 10:49 AM
pecker......
olevetonahill
2/26/2006, 11:25 AM
Wimps
Hell Im 55 and still see the TEEPEE every morn :cool:
oumartin
2/26/2006, 11:36 AM
my belly all goes to my woodie when I get one!
Needless to say I'm more popular the fatter I get
SoonerInFla
2/26/2006, 03:17 PM
My driver is still long as the tee.
Fixed.
crawfish
2/26/2006, 04:28 PM
I usually wake up at half-mast and wonder who died.
Jerk
2/26/2006, 08:15 PM
I usually wake up at half-mast and wonder who died.

HaHAAAAhaahahaa!
XingTheRubicon
2/26/2006, 09:55 PM
<rodneycarringtonsong> You used to watch me shave, now you just stare at the floor, dear p*nis, why don't you love me an-y-more....<rodneycarringtonsong>
usmc-sooner
2/26/2006, 10:13 PM
A Chicken has got it made their pecker is right on their face they can't help but see it.:D

so your saying you like peckers on your face

eewww:D
OUinFLA
2/26/2006, 10:31 PM
Over 50 all you wake up with is a stiff neck. Bad news is you cant pess that away.

when you get to 60, you'll be thankful if you wake up before you pess.
OUinFLA
2/26/2006, 10:33 PM
Wimps
Hell Im 55 and still see the TEEPEE every morn :cool:

you stll sleeping with the canoe paddle?
You ought to leave that in the boat.
Al Gore
2/26/2006, 10:38 PM
Morning wood every morning.....
OUinFLA
2/26/2006, 10:40 PM
or......in my case.
Mourning wood every morning.....