The Friday Night 'I've Been Missing You Guys' Drunkytown Thread

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

A guy walks into a bar...a naked blonde under one arm and a sausage under the other...

[OklahomaTrombone]

SHE LIVES!!!!!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

She also drinks...

[AlbqSooner]

A guy walks into a bar...a naked blonde under one arm and a sausage under the other...
Turns out he was bisexual.

[Jimminy Crimson]

WHERE THE HECK FAR HAVE YA BEEN?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

WHERE THE HECK FAR HAVE YA BEEN?

I've been buried under a pile of crap you can't even imagine.

But I'm out from under it now. I have set myself free.

And I just opened #3...

Wanna go to Drunkytown with me?

For free?

Jimminee?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Holy crap. An abortion thread is getting more play on a Friday night than a drinking thread.

What the **** has happened to you people while I was gone?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

ANd because I'm drinking and I have a reason to be posting crazy...

...who the hell decided to let Pat start 35 threads a day?

Dang.

[Okla-homey]

All Hail the Hillbilly Queen!

Welcome back toots!

[King Crimson]

there's no reason to bring John Waite into this.

[OklahomaTrombone]

I've been buried under a pile of crap you can't even imagine.

But I'm out from under it now. I have set myself free.

And I just opened #3...

Wanna go to Drunkytown with me?

For free?

Jimminee?


The fact that he hasn't answered you yet makes me very sad in my pants.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

ALL HAIL #4!!!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

The fact that he hasn't answered you yet makes me very sad in my pants.

Eh - he's too good for me, anyway...

Now YOU on the other hand...:texan:

[OklahomaTrombone]

:O


I'll probably join drunkytown after I get off work.

[IB4OU2]

ANd because I'm drinking and I have a reason to be posting crazy...

...who the hell decided to let Pat start 35 threads a day?

Dang.

He's been on fire lately (posting a bunch a faggy pictures too) and it's nice to see you back. I'll pour one in celebration.......:D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

He's been on fire lately (posting a bunch a faggy pictures too) and it's nice to see you back. I'll pour one in celebration.......:D

Yessss...imbibe with me...I'll take good care of you...trusssst me...

[Jimminy Crimson]

I'M BACK, PUKE AND RALLY!

SOMEBODY GIVE ME A BEER!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'M BACK, PUKE AND RALLY!

SOMEBODY GIVE ME A BEER!

Yes!



Wait...you smell funny...

[Jimminy Crimson]

Yes!



Wait...you smell funny...

ADD got the best of me and I was playing with NikeID.

Good times, I think.

I keep my alcohol down. Fo sho.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

ADD got the best of me and I was playing with NikeID.

Good times, I think.

I keep my alcohol down. Fo sho.

I have no idea what you just said but it sounds AWESOME!

[Okla-homey]

So girlio...do tell about how life been keepin' a girfrien' down and sh1t.

[IB4OU2]

Been a hell of a week.....Cheers to ya'll

and I think Dean needs to be drinkin' with us tonight too.

[Jimminy Crimson]

I have no idea what you just said but it sounds AWESOME!

www.nikeid.com

you can choose your own colors and crap for your shoes and little chinese kids build them and send them to you! :texan:

[Flagstaffsooner]

The :eddie: town train is rollin' with BSG on the track!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

So girlio...do tell about how life been keepin' a girfrien' down and sh1t.

Yo, playa...things have juss been crazee an **** lately.

But if I were to open my MS Project schedule and look at what's goin' down today I'd see that today was the end of my supa.big project and I see some light at the end of the tunnel...I should be back to razy American workah status in just a few days...

I blame PQ.

And I'm about to open # fizzive.

[Okla-homey]

Yo, playa...things have juss been crazee an **** lately.

But if I were to open my MS Project schedule and look at what's goin' down today I'd see that today was the end of my supa.big project and I see some light at the end of the tunnel...I should be back to razy American workah status in just a few days...

I blame PQ.

And I'm about to open # fizzive.

Word to yo muthah. fo shizzle!

[Jimminy Crimson]

And I'm about to open # fizzive.

EDDIE! :eddie: EDDIE! :eddie: EDDIE! :eddie:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Shoot...Eddie WISHES he could drink like me...

Oh, wait...

[IB4OU2]

EDDIE! :eddie: EDDIE! :eddie: EDDIE! :eddie:

Don't ferget the lortab chaser........

[Jimminy Crimson]

Shoot...Eddie WISHES he could drink like me...

Oh, wait...

point two two! point two two! :D

the sheep humpers better come equipted with ear plugs on monday!

[Okla-homey]

If we had Doleo in on this it would be perfect...

that said, it sho is good to have the the BSG biznacho back on the ranchero.:D :D :D , etc.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I feel a lot of love in this thread...

...and something poking me in the leg...

[Okla-homey]

I feel a lot of love in this thread...

...and something poking me in the leg...

all the hounds love BSG 'cuz she's spunk-a-liscious.

[IB4OU2]

I feel a lot of love in this thread...

...and something poking me in the leg...

Sorry....just glad to see you back...:O

[Jimminy Crimson]

I feel a lot of love in this thread...

...and something poking me in the leg...

as :dean: would call it, internet ejac

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

[Passesd Jimminy the HandiWipes...]

...[Oh, and goes to the fridge to get # 6...]

[Jimminy Crimson]

I'm running to the store to get some TP and more beeyah.

Anyone need anything?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Ummm, would you please pick me up large bag of kitty litter?

Don't ask questions - you'll thank me in the morning...

[crawfish]

I don't know if this is real or another tease...

But welcome back, JB!

[IB4OU2]

I'm running to the store to get some TP and more beeyah.

Anyone need anything?

Don't fall an bump your noggin......

[Okla-homey]

Don't fall an bump your noggin......

I'm out...to...much..beer. Anyway, welcome back again. Y'all come see us, y' hear?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I don't know if this is real or another tease...

But welcome back, JB!

I particarlarly missed you, oh great stirrer of the pot...

..but I'm drunk so WTF do I know.

[Jimminy Crimson]

I'm out...to...much..beer. Anyway, welcome back again. Y'all come see us, y' hear?

lightweight!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'm out...to...much..beer. Anyway, welcome back again. Y'all come see us, y' hear?

I don't think you applyin' yourself, Smok-ee...

[OklahomaTrombone]

lightweight!


I got my hornets/nets tickets.

[GottaHavePride]

Woo! Unfortunately, I have to go play a gig at Pepe Delgado's or I'd be in Drunkytown, too. This week has sucked and next week will probably be worse, unless I get lucky. Not that kind of lucky, pervs. Actually, that kind of lucky would salvage the week, too.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Woo! Unfortunately, I have to go play a gig at Pepe Delgado's or I'd be in Drunkytown, too. This week has sucked and next week will probably be worse, unless I get lucky. Not that kind of lucky, pervs. Actually, that kind of lucky would salvage the week, too.

I hear Dean's doing innerweb favors...:texan:

And good luck/enjoy yourself at the kickass rock gig!

[Jimminy Crimson]

I got my hornets/nets tickets.

hooray!

what are your thoughts on marc jackson? nice replacement for vroman, but i'll miss my slovenian friend.

enjoy him.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

You bastards...I've been gone for, like, 3 months and I start my first thread and you try to basketjack it?











God, I missed you guys...

[Jimminy Crimson]

what number are you on? i still havent left for the store

[OklahomaTrombone]

hooray!

what are your thoughts on marc jackson? nice replacement for vroman, but i'll miss my slovenian friend.

enjoy him.


I just wonder how much they plan on playing him...he hasn't played a lot this season so I would worry about his conditioning....more interestingly is the whole J.R. Smith deal-io

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Finishing off #6. And these were purchased at the local liquor store - none of that punkass 3.2 crap for me...I'm hard, yo...from-the-streets cold..

[IB4OU2]

Dang! what happened to Homey?

>looks under the table<

[Jimminy Crimson]

Finishing off #6. And these were purchased at the local liquor store - none of that punkass 3.2 crap for me...I'm hard, yo...from-the-streets cold..

its a hard knock life. for us.

i had some sam earlier, from the liquor store. the real shiznit. miller lite works for me though.

ot: i'd imagine anywhere from 5-15 a game, depending on the matchups.

[OklahomaTrombone]

You bastards...I've been gone for, like, 3 months and I start my first thread and you try to basketjack it?











God, I missed you guys...


We missed you too.....YOu gonna come get drunk and watch the hornets play on March 12?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

We missed you too.....YOu gonna come get drunk and watch the hornets play on March 12?

Dude, I'm drunk...do NOT tee it up for me like this...

Please re-phrase your question.

[OklahomaTrombone]

On the 12th day of March in the Year of Our Lord, Two Thousand and Six, the honorable OT will be traveling down the 'pike to see the Oklahoma City Hornets play the Swampland Nets in the Ford Center.

There shall be the indulgence of adult beverages before/after.

Are you going to join in in the festivites?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

And you know what else? I missed the arrival of Norm's wife to the board. I hate that this happened.

Just a random thought...carry on...

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

On the 12th day of March in the Year of Our Lord, Two Thousand and Six, the honorable OT will be traveling down the 'pike to see the Oklahoma City Hornets play the Swampland Nets in the Ford Center.

There shall be the indulgence of adult beverages before/after.

Are you going to join in in the festivites?

IN.

[Jimminy Crimson]

And you know what else? I missed the arrival of Norm's wife to the board. I hate that this happened.

Just a random thought...carry on...

Random thought:

I miss Norm's leg elf.

Did he have that cut off or aborted? I forget.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Random thought:

I miss Norm's leg elf.

Did he have that cut off or aborted? I forget.

Lasered. It now lives with my Sea Monkeys.

[OklahomaTrombone]

IN.


ROCK

[Jimminy Crimson]

IN.

i just checked online and i couldn't find a pair of the $10 tickets, but they had some $25 tickets, if you're interested...

[Jimminy Crimson]

Lasered. It now lives with my Sea Monkeys.

the cartoon on the package of sea monkeys is so misleading. they look like fun creatures.

then you 'grow' them and they dont even smile or wave.

just as fun as an ant farm, if you ask me! :eddie:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

i just checked online and i couldn't find a pair of the $10 tickets, but they had some $25 tickets, if you're interested...

I think I could work it out with my people..no worries.

But thank you for the offer...

#7...holy crap...it's whole on...

[OklahomaTrombone]

I think I might end up with me other ticket being extra....the chick that was supposed to go with me is being flakey about going home for Spring Break.


bitches...

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

the cartoon on the package of sea monkeys is so misleading. they look like fun creatures.

then you 'grow' them and they dont even smile or wave.

just as fun as an ant farm, if you ask me! :eddie:

I did some research and they ain't even real monkeys...:mack:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I think I might end up with me other ticket being extra....the chick that was supposed to go with me is being flakey about going home for Spring Break.


bitches...

Yeah! Bitches...

Bitches that are stupid enough to leave me an available ticket...

Mark me down for that one unless you've got someone on the list above me...which would be okay...I just want to reserve my spot...

[Jimminy Crimson]

I think I might end up with me other ticket being extra....the chick that was supposed to go with me is being flakey about going home for Spring Break.


bitches...

post her pic

ho!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

OMFG...I just assisted in basketjacking my own thread...

IT WAS THE JEDI MIND TRICK!!!!

[Jimminy Crimson]

OMFG...I just assisted in basketjacking my own thread...

IT WAS THE JEDI MIND TRICK!!!!

are you sweatin like a baptist in a liquor store ;)

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Heh...
#7 is gud.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Yeah! Bitches...

Bitches that are stupid enough to leave me an available ticket...

Mark me down for that one unless you've got someone on the list above me...which would be okay...I just want to reserve my spot...


the ticket is yours.

[Jimminy Crimson]

<cue marvin gaye music>

;)

[OklahomaTrombone]

Rum and Coke #1 on the way down.

[Norm In Norman]

Man, I don't see that BSG is back until she's 3/4 of the way to passed out.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Man, I don't see that BSG is back until she's 3/4 of the way to passed out.

I'm feeling strong tonight. I din't even spell anything wrong just then.

Kinda scary...

[Norm In Norman]

...which is how she normally is, so i don't know why I brought it up.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

..he brought it up because..I'm 3/4 of the way ****ed up...

[Mrs. Norm]

Hey BSG! Since you've joined us again, I'm glad to see that you know I have invaded Norm's space. It's been great!

[Norm In Norman]

You see what I have to deal with now?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Hey BSG! Since you've joined us again, I'm glad to see that you know I have invaded Norm's space. It's been great!

Holy crap - it speaks directly to me.

I am in awe. The woman that is married to what we know as Norm has got to be one of the most awesomest things ever.

Oh, and please share any good recipes you may have...TIA...

[Al Gore]

Welcome back BSG...

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Thanks, nekked-picture-sharing one...

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Oh I went out drinking early. Didn't know you were about or I woulda called.

[Jimminy Crimson]

ALOHA!!!

#3 ahora mismo

i had too much fun at the grocery

[OklahomaTrombone]

sex in the vegetables?

[Jimminy Crimson]

sex in the vegetables?

no, but there were some hot sorority girls whose melons i would have liked to check out.

i still don't get the whole poncho look, but if you want to wear it with a short *** mini skirt, i aint complaining :cool:

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I asked the waiter tonight: Tengo agua por favor. How do you like that Spanglish?

[OklahomaTrombone]

no, but there were some hot sorority girls whose melons i would have liked to check out.

i still don't get the whole poncho look, but if you want to wear it with a short *** mini skirt, i aint complaining :cool:


This girl in my Bus Law class was wearing this low cut shaw thing-y, mini skirt, and cowboy boots...

We the jury find the defendant, guilty of being a hottie

[Jimminy Crimson]

I asked the waiter tonight: Tengo agua por favor. How do you like that Spanglish?

i have water please

lol

for next time: quiero un agua, por favor

[Jimminy Crimson]

This girl in my Bus Law class was wearing this low cut shaw thing-y, mini skirt, and cowboy boots...

We the jury find the defendant, guilty of being a hottie

damnit! why wasnt your camera phone out!?!? :mack:

[OklahomaTrombone]

I need someone to make me an avatar featuring Stack's head:

http://www.nba.com/media/Stackho400.jpg

[Jimminy Crimson]

that picture makes me wonder...

why are so many ballers wearing pantyhose this season? :mack:

[OklahomaTrombone]

they want to keep their junk warm

[olevetonahill]

Still awake ? hell Im on # 12 :D

[SoonerBorn68]

I need someone to make me an avatar featuring Stack's head:


OK...but I'm too lazy to upload this to my hosting, so it's an attachment.

[Jimminy Crimson]

# 8

nate hybl represent.

[OklahomaTrombone]

YES!

[Penguin]

I'm guessing she was able to stagger back to bed.


If you make it to the bed, you didn't "pass out", you just fell asleep.

[GottaHavePride]

We missed you too.....YOu gonna come get drunk and watch the hornets play on March 12?

That's my birfday!