Now Hiring.....

[Al Gore]

....for a new personal assistant.........what are your qualifications????

[SoonerWood]

hire your avatar

[WA. Sooner]

She could assit me in personal ways

[Chuck Bao]

Let’s see, urm qualifications.

I make my way to Drunkytown at least twice a week and I usually hang around there most weekends.

In the mornings, I’m usually not in too social of a mood. So, the least said the better.

I lurk at message boards during work hours, except in the afternoons when I take a nap.

My people skillz are pretty good. Of course, I would need to spend most of my time helping a few transvestite friends make the “adjustment.”

And, listen up all a ya’ll, I tawk that hillbilly tawk,

Oh, I wash my hands after using the toilet, unless I pee outdoors and then I just wipe my hands on my pants.

[Tailwind]

I can hold the minicam....and hold all calls.

[Mjcpr]

So the pen wasn't good enough, eh?

[GDC]

Can she sharpen pencils?

[Harry Beanbag]

I would have fixed that damn light of yours by now.

[Al Gore]

hire your avatarI hired her 3 kids ago......

[Al Gore]

Can she sharpen pencils?Yes......mechanical ones......

[Al Gore]

I would have fixed that damn light of yours by now.hired.....

[Al Gore]

Come on Dolemite......send me your resume.....

[BudSooner]

Qualificashons? Gould kweshton, I reckon it mite be my grassp of the elnglish langage.....noat the propper speling?

Soa du EYE get the jorb?

O, eye mite add....it's quight amazing how many pare of underwear you can make frum one role of ducktape!

Juss one theng tho, i'm not into the intenment thing thow....unless i'm an internment fer a hot chicky. Hehh.

[Al Gore]

spek for bud......

[BudSooner]

Spek for the av Al, always spek for the av....heh.


Btw, your my role model.






Now can I get the jorb? ;)

[Al Gore]

Spek for the av Al, always spek for the av....heh.

I will spek my wife for you......



Btw, your my role model.

A few more years of practice and you will be a prev like me.....

[BudSooner]

I will spek my wife for you......



A few more years of practice and you will be a prev like me.....

Holy carp, 20 yrs as an apprentice prev......well at least i'm on my wayy.
Oh and on the wife(heh)please spek more than once eh?:eddie:

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

What qualifications would I need :P

[Al Gore]

Put up with my sh1t.......