06 Red River Game Poem, by LufkinAggie, enjoy

[lufkinaggie07]

The game is always in Dallas
Everyone knows the Cotton Bowl is no palace
The whorns and the sooners were ready to play
Corso and Herby both picked the sooners on gameday
The whorns with their gay fans
Thought the game would be in hand
Even without Vince they stood proud
But after their safety got ran over by a Peterson cloud
The whorns started to worry and pace
And Mack Brown made another stupid face
The score was 28-3
The sooners at half jumped with glee
As the 3rd quarter came around
The sooners with Peterson started to pound
And Mack took it up the *** again
In Austin he had no friends
So the sooners won in a rout
And the sippies started to pout
But even with the game seeled
The sooners still had to com to Kyle Field

Just cementing my legacy as the greatest poster of all time.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

Now you're just trying to save your fanny, go post that on longhornfans.

[shavedmarmoset]

I think it's cute how he thinks writing crappy poetry means an aggie victory. Well I've heard crazier stuff, like burying your dogs with their heads facing the scoreboard above the graveyard so they can see the score of the game.

[lufkinaggie07]

I think I have reached Legendary status now, mods give me my props.

[TexasLidig8r]

I'm a thinkin' that aggy's long storied legacy of losing and having fewer overall national championships than Baylor... (no offense Sic).... has gotten to the boy's head.

On the other hand, it is good to see ole Lufkin step to the plate and mix it up some.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

I loved this poem. The only thing it is missing is how we are the while Kyle Field is still to come, we are going to plant our giant flag right in the middle after beating you guys by 77 or so points again.

[jdsooner]

This man is truly a legend in his own mind.

[Herr Scholz]

Does a&m even play football anymore?

[AzianSooner]

The game is always in Dallas
Everyone knows the Cotton Bowl is no palace
The whorns and the sooners were ready to play
Corso and Herby both picked the sooners on gameday
The whorns with their gay fans
Thought the game would be in hand
Even without Vince they stood proud
But after their safety got ran over by a Peterson cloud
The whorns started to worry and pace
And Mack Brown made another stupid face
The score was 28-3
The sooners at half jumped with glee
As the 3rd quarter came around
The sooners with Peterson started to pound
And Mack took it up the *** again
In Austin he had no friends
So the sooners won in a rout
And the sippies started to pout
But even with the game seeled
The sooners still had to com to Kyle Field

Just cementing my legacy as the greatest poster of all time.


Take out 2 last lines then I give you all the green I got.

[CoSooner]

I’m not concerned with the aggies
And UT doesn’t worry me at all
If fact, if it wasn’t for high school recruits
You could say, that the state of texas shouldn’t exists at all

[olevetonahill]

I think I have reached Legendary status now, mods give me my dose of Preperation H so I wont be so big a pain in the ***

Fixed

[FlatheadSooner]

How about a limerick:

There once was a team from Norman
Their play on the field was just stormin
They stomped on the Longhorns
They chewed up the Aggies
And all was right the next mornin. ;)

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm a thinkin' that aggy's long storied legacy of losing and having fewer overall national championships than Baylor... (no offense Sic).... has gotten to the boy's head.

On the other hand, it is good to see ole Lufkin step to the plate and mix it up some.

In attack of Aggie; nothing could offend me.

[lufkinaggie07]

Only 12 posts, come on people, I'm a legend, show some respect.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I once met a man from College Station
who was reknowned for his skilled masturbation.
So I bought him a sheep
and gave him, it, to keep
much to the lambs consternation.

That aggie, who loved to shout, "Gig 'em!"
Resembeled the Simpson's Chief Wiggum,
as vigorously he screwed
that sheep, in the nude,
who was attached to him tighter than Stick-um.

And after that Aggie from Lufkin
was done making furry little love kin
we Sooners as one
stood around and made fun
As the lamb beat the ever livin' crap out of the Aggie and his pathetic, freakin' football team.:texan:

[LosAngelesSooner]

Only 12 posts, come on people, I'm a legend, show some respect.

Dolemite?

[FlatheadSooner]

I once met a man from College Station
who was reknowned for his skilled masturbation.
So I bought him a sheep
and gave him, it, to keep
much to the lambs consternation.

That aggie, who loved to shout, "Gig 'em!"
Resembeled the Simpson's Chief Wiggum,
as vigorously he screwed
that sheep, in the nude,
who was attached to him tighter than Stick-um.

And after that Aggie from Lufkin
was done making furry little love kin
we Sooners as one
stood around and made fun
As the lamb beat the ever livin' crap out of the Aggie and his pathetic, freakin' football team.:texan:


Way to raise the bar, LA!

[caphorns]

Does this mean the LOGO Network is covering the RRS this year?

[Vaevictis]

There was an dumb aggie from Lufkin
Who acted like a moronic fool bumpkin
He cackled with glee about a win from before Zero-Three
When his team was still coached by ol' Slocum

[LosAngelesSooner]

Does that mean the LEGO company is playing for Aggie this year?


(we might be in trouble)

[Vaevictis]

You see, there's a small difference between Fran's teams and Slocum's teams. Can you guess what it is? Well, I'll give you a hint: It's something just about every other team in the nation plays.

Still can't figure it out? It's called "defense."

[Vaevictis]

Baa Baa Aggie, have you any wool?
"Yes sir, yes sir, two fists full.
One from the left hip, one from the right
I tried to ride it, but it ran out of sight."
Baa Baa Aggie, have you any wool?
"Yes sir, yes sir, two fists full."

[Chi Gamma Blackness]

The game is always in Dallas
Everyone knows the Cotton Bowl is no palace
The whorns and the sooners were ready to play
Corso and Herby both picked the sooners on gameday
The whorns with their gay fans
Thought the game would be in hand
Even without Vince they stood proud
But after their safety got ran over by a Peterson cloud
The whorns started to worry and pace
And Mack Brown made another stupid face
The score was 28-3
The sooners at half jumped with glee
As the 3rd quarter came around
The sooners with Peterson started to pound
And Mack took it up the *** again
In Austin he had no friends
So the sooners won in a rout
And the sippies started to pout
But even with the game seeled
The sooners still had to com to Kyle Field

Just cementing my legacy as the greatest poster of all time.


Its not in Iambic Pentameter........:hmfic:

[lufkinaggie07]

Great posts everyone, won't be able to start another thread today, but soon you will see why they call me "The Legend of the Internet Boards". Everyone have a great day and stay safe this weekend.

[Flagstaffsooner]

There once was an aggie from lufkin
who posted poems that were dumbkin
He got red dots and ate his snots
and spent nights sheep humpkin.