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Sooner in Tampa
2/23/2006, 10:07 AM
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver
tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in
disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in
one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily,
smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the
farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful
twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied: "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary
Clinton's driver, and I've just killed the old cow,' and the rest
happened like lightning.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Harry Beanbag
2/23/2006, 10:15 AM
:D
olevetonahill
2/23/2006, 10:58 AM
:D
1stTimeCaller
2/23/2006, 10:58 AM
I don't get it.
Sooner in Tampa
2/23/2006, 11:01 AM
I don't get it.:stunned:
OUinFLA
2/23/2006, 11:09 AM
When President, Bill Clinton was asked to give a graduation speach at the U of Arakansas.
After his talk, the University presented him with two young razorback hogs to take back to Washington.
As he departed Air Force 1 in Washington, carrying one piglet under each arm, he was saluted by the Lt. at the bottom of the ramp.
"Nice pigs Mr. President", the Lt. said.
"Thank you" responded the President, "I got one for Hilary, and one for Chelse"
"Good trade" responded the Lt.
olevetonahill
2/23/2006, 11:13 AM
and another :D
Hatfield
2/23/2006, 11:21 AM
good thing you prefaced it with Nice joke instead of Funny joke. ;)
william_brasky
2/23/2006, 11:38 AM
their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me.

did the twin daughters go lesbo on each other? TIA :texan:
olevetonahill
2/23/2006, 12:10 PM
did the twin daughters go lesbo on each other? TIA :texan:
You forgot to ask for PICS ;)
Sooner in Tampa
2/23/2006, 12:14 PM
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/_/c/hillary_collage.jpg
Sooner in Tampa
2/23/2006, 12:18 PM
http://www.byrum.org/the.web.walker/tasteless/hillary.jpg

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
slickdawg
2/23/2006, 12:22 PM
I thought it was funny!
GDC
2/23/2006, 12:26 PM
Even the whorns/fags (http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny--clinton-gaymarria0222feb22,0,875100.story?coll=ny-region-apnewyork) won't support Hillary. She doesn't have a chance in hell of being president.
LoyalFan
2/23/2006, 12:27 PM
If only it was true!

LF
sooner n houston
2/23/2006, 12:28 PM
:D
Hot Rod
2/23/2006, 01:07 PM
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/_/c/hillary_collage.jpg

Nice poker face!
BOOMERBRADLEY
2/23/2006, 01:11 PM
http://www.byrum.org/the.web.walker/tasteless/hillary.jpg

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Geez, I think I saw this same picture of a body donated to science in my anatomy book.
Harry Beanbag
2/23/2006, 01:12 PM
Nice poker face!


I wouldn't poker face with Herr's weenis.
Palermo10
2/23/2006, 04:47 PM
So wait... why dont you like her again?
Soonrboy
2/23/2006, 05:29 PM
nm