Stupid Cat!

[David Earl]

Sitting here watching the news, minding my own business. Along comes this commercial with some stupid cat. I HATE cats! I want to bash that cat's skull in with a golf club!!!

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

HATE!

[SoonerBorn68]

I read a story recently about a 33 lb. cat. I'll bet that would make a good pinata.

[sooneron]

And I thought that Deacons were full of nothing but love. :rolleyes:

[David Earl]

And I thought that Deacons were full of nothing but love.

Love for people...

Hate for cats!

[David Earl]

I read a story recently about a 33 lb. cat. I'll bet that would make a good pinata.

YEAH!!!

[BoogercountySooner]

BCS is a cat hater also. My hate is from my alergies that I have of cats.

[Tailwind]

Now, Deacon......cats are people too......just furry. Open your heart to the love of a good cat. ;)

[David Earl]

Open your heart to the love of a good cat.

I'd like to open the breakover barrel on my shotgun and BLOW HIS HEAD OFF!

I gotta do something about this anger. :O

[Sooner_Bob]

My cat freaked out when she read this thread.

[Tailwind]

Anger management, Deacon, anger mangement. Or Tai Chi. Or Chai Tea. Whatever. :D

[David Earl]

Or Tai Chi. Or Chai Tea.

:D

[Norm In Norman]

My cat loves you, David. just remember that. Spanky loves you.

[David Earl]

My cat loves you, David. just remember that. Spanky loves you.

:eek:

[12]

Speaking of cats... just how long are they supposed to last? We have one that is 17 years old. I'm about ready for her to move along.

[David Earl]

"Help" her move along.

[David Earl]

With a golf club.

[Mjcpr]

Speaking of cats... just how long are they supposed to last? We have one that is 17 years old. I'm about ready for her to move along.

Usually about 30-35 years.

[Harry Beanbag]

But they're so cute....


http://www.mathies.com/blog/uglycat.jpg

[Norm In Norman]

Speaking of cats... just how long are they supposed to last? We have one that is 17 years old. I'm about ready for her to move along.
I'm pretty sure there is an expiration date written on the back of all cat's tails, near the base. Check there and report back.

[olevetonahill]

But they're so cute....


http://www.mathies.com/blog/uglycat.jpg

That is one ugly shaved ***** :eek:

[OUDoc]

Love for people...

Hate for cats!
Wrap one in an electric blanket.

[soonerjoker]

i love cats (not really), but hate post-padders.

[David Earl]

Wrap one in an electric blanket.

Slow death for a cat... :)

[David Earl]

...but hate post-padders.

You mean people who put foam rubber on fence posts?

[NormanPride]

You don't like kittens?

[GottaHavePride]

You don't like kittens?

Well, then you know what to do...

http://biboz.net/domokun/God-kills-kitten.jpg

[NormanPride]

http://www.elvidge.com/users/jimbo/fun/images/vikingkittens.gif

:confused: