A poem by LufkinAggie, enjoy

[lufkinaggie07]

Bob Stoops lays asleep in his bed
But a dream keeps reocurring in his head
It was the year 2002
And who was ranked #1 good ole OU
They came to Kyle Field that day
To play the Aggies, the worst in the Big 12 some would say
As the 12th man swayed and screamed
A National Championship the Sooners dreamed
It looked good for the Sooners in Aggieland
By the 1st quarter the game was in hand
The Sooners gladly boasted and yelled
As they sat beside an Aggie who smelled
But to the Sooners dismay
RC put in a freshman QB to play
And for 3 quarters he lead his team
Crushing the hopes of a Championship dream
And today Bob stoops still remembers that game
He knows playing at Kyle Field would never be the same
Bob Stoops lays in bed
2006 at Kyle Field he dreads

[OUstudent4life]

My poem (a haiku):

Aggies always same.
They really really really
really really suck.

OR

Hey aggie. How does
it feel to be the second
fiddle to T Tech?

[Rhino]

Then the AD fired RC the hero
and hired Fran so they could lose 77-0

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Here is my poem:

77-0, 6-1 against Stoops
AGGIES SUCK!

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

Here comes a member of the Aggy band with the gay uniform that he wears. He dreams big of beating OU and Texas, but realizes that he first has to get past those pesky Baylor Bears.

And the trophy for most moral victories ever goes to.......................

ITS A TIE - osu and aggy

[CatfishSooner]

That was the biggest piece of **** I've ever read...

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Everyone talks about kicking Baylor out of the Big XII. Maybe we should reevaluate who goes. Lets take for example, Texas A&M. What have they done recently? The have lost to Baylor and gone to overtime with them. The only bright side in football was a shock of #1 Oklahoma and a Cotton Bowl blowout that was probably better known for the list-eater. In basketball, well...there was the NIT that they made shirts for. Who makes shirts for the NIT??? Women's basketball...heh. Let's look at Baylor. We can overlook their football program (that is unless you are A&M), but they have represented the Big XII in the College World Series and the women's basketball team won the first national basketball championship for the Big XII. Looks like the Aggies need to call Conference USA to see if it is looking to expand.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

http://media.graytvinc.com/images/men+nit.jpg

A big time accomplishment for a small time program.

[XingTheRubicon]

You know Bob's won there since right?

[Ardmore_Sooner]

http://www.dominick.ws/photos/Fran%2077-0.jpg

Look familiar?

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

That was such a great game!

[Ardmore_Sooner]

We could have easily reached 100 but dang it Lupika would have had a heart attack!

[XingTheRubicon]

http://www.dominick.ws/photos/Fran%2077-0.jpg

Look familiar?

Can someone post the monkey version of this pic, please. I need a good laugh.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Man, that program is in going nowhere fast. They have a 6 game losing streak to Texas! OUCH!!!

[David Earl]

I got your poem right over here next to the button that says "ban him for smack talk". Better go easy there dude.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

Don't bane him, its fun publicly flogging him!

[Harry Beanbag]

http://animalscience.tamu.edu/ramsey/salepics/sale.htm

[caphorns]

Peak season for Aggy delusion. Get your shots in now while you can. Cause in a few months - after a loss to some marginal program and a near miss against a 1-AA - peak delusion season is over.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

http://animalscience.tamu.edu/ramsey/salepics/sale.htm

That is too easy...classic

[Ardmore_Sooner]

http://animalscience.tamu.edu/ramsey/salepics/sale.htm

wow, ghey

[sooneron]

Typical aggy living off of a win that was two losses ago to said opponent!

99 was still my favorite, as aggy looked clueless as hell against the ninja!

[Ardmore_Sooner]

Nice non-coference schedule for next year.

The Citadel @ Home
Louisiana-Lafayette @ Home
Army @ San Antonio
Louisiana Tech @ Home

Man they are competing with OSU with worst Non-Conference schedule in the Big XII

[sooneron]

Man they are competing with OSU with worst Non-Conference schedule in the Big XII
Well, they ARE aggy , one in the same!:D

[Ardmore_Sooner]

http://www.jjsedelmaier.com/images/animation/tv_broadcast/snl/antv_snl_01_a.jpg

Aggy must stick together

[lufkinaggie07]

Tune in tomorrow as I will unveil my 2nd masterpiece, and no this isn't smack talk, just trying to liven up soonerfans.com.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Tune in tomorrow as I will unveil my 2nd masterpiece, and no this isn't smack talk, just trying to liven up soonerfans.com.

Joy! I can't wait! :rolleyes:

[David Earl]

Tune in tomorrow as I will unveil my 2nd masterpiece, and no this isn't smack talk, just trying to liven up soonerfans.com.

The admin here will decide what is and is not smack talk. If this stupid poem is your idea of livening things up, take it somewhere else.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Oh Sheet...is he gonna boink a sheep live on soonerfans.com?

[Phil]

Ya know, that would be a lot better poem if it had some basis in fact. I mean, we have won at Kyle since then, and all, and Stoops is 6-1 against Aggy and 2-1 at Kyle Field. I don't think anyone has any illusions about the fact that the crazed Aggy crowd and a coach pulling out all the stops to try to save his job might be able to push a really bad team to give even a national championship contender a run.

[David Earl]

Dude, you just got slammed by the king!

[caphorns]

I don't think anyone has any illusions about the fact that the crazed Aggy crowd and a coach pulling out all the stops to try to save his job might be able to push a really bad team to give even a national championship contender a run.

[aggy ears]damn that's a long sentence. but I can handle it. 12th man baby. if they call me illusional again I'm going to hit somebody. what's a "national championship"? Must think of a really good poem. damn that sheep look um good [/aggy ears]

[Sooner47]

I think you're about to be executed, Aggie.

http://img323.imageshack.us/img323/4025/governor16pe.jpg

[NormanPride]

[aggy ears]damn that's a long sentence. but I can handle it. 12th man baby. if they call me illusional again I'm going to hit somebody. what's a "national championship"? Must think of a really good poem. damn that sheep look um good [/aggy ears]

Too few distractions by shiny things.

[lufkinaggie07]

And to think, I got an email from soonerfans.com on my birthday, how times have changed.:confused:

[birddog]

Costanza's boss Kreuger-"BOOOring."

[Collier11]

NO use banning the guy, it gives us something to be annoyed by til football season gets here. If we dont have anything to be annoyed by, we wont have as much fun making the aggies, cowgirls, and shorthorns looking stupid by presenting facts!!

[CobraKai]

Costanza's boss Kreuger-"BOOOring."

Don't you mean K-oooooo-ger?

He ranks up there with Darrin the NYU intern as one of my favorite relatively obscure Sienfeld characters.

[OUstud]

Fran lays asleep in his bed
But a dream keeps reocurring in his head
It was the year 2003
And who was ranked #1 good ole OU
The Cult left the tackle box that day
To play the Sooners, the best in the Big XII some would say
As the fans in Maroon (all 4,000) of them stood all game for some reason
A National Championship the Sooners dreamed
It looked good for the Sooners in Norman
By halftime the game looked surely in hand
The Aggies sulked to their locker room
As rain fell on them and their slim bowl hopes
But to the Aggies' dismay
It got a lot worse
And for 1 more quarter OU, with their backups,
Scored over half of their first half points
And today Fran still remembers that game
He knows that was the game where OU actually took knees with 8 minutes left
Fran lays in bed
His final press conference sometime around Christmas 2006 he dreads

Couldn't resist fixing it.

[lufkinaggie07]

It doesn't rhyme, sorry.

[JohnnyMack]

:dean: is back. I smell a permabaning.

[Rhino]

It doesn't rhyme, sorry. This coming from the guy that originally rhymed 'team' with 'team'.

[SicEmBaylor]

I once met an Aggie named Lufkin.
Who hung his degree in his Mack while truckin'.

On soonerfans he typed and talked a little smack;
for the Oklahoma faithful he hoped to entrap.
But his points that fell flat were more than a little lame;
coming from a fan whose team has so often lost to the Crimson and Cream.

"I think it better", I said, "to fear the Bear; who you'll be playing at The Case, with GuyMo in charge putting Fran on the chase."

For the last time you played here it was 35-34; hope you enjoyed it..this year it'll be 10 more.


...yes I know it's pretty bad but I suck at this ;-)...

[jdsooner]

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Lufkin is a city located in Angelina County, Texas. As of the 2000 census, the city had a total population of 32,709. It is the county seat of Angelina CountyGR6, and is situated in East Texas. The town is named for Abraham P. Lufkin, a cotton merchant and Galveston, Texas city councilman. Lufkin was the son-in-law of Paul Bremond, president of the Houston, East and West Texas Railway which developed the town.

Founded in 1882, Lufkin is home to Lufkin Industries, which manufactures and services oil field equipment, power transmissions, and highway trailers. It is also a leading supplier of creosote.

I think that lufkin aggie has been sniffing creosote!:texan:

[crimson&cream]

Tune in tomorrow as I will unveil my 2nd masterpiece, and no this isn't smack talk, just trying to liven up soonerfans.com.
WE just found out how to tell if you AGGIES are married or not, if your married there'll be tobacco spit stains on the outside of both doors of your pickup.

[TexasLidig8r]

Git em aggy.

Raise the roof!

Don't take it from the wise and learned posters on here...

Keep it up! sis boom bahhhhh bahhhh bahhhh (wanted to make you feel more at home).

[goingoneight]

Then the AD fired RC the hero
and hired Fran so they could lose 77-0

YOU TOTALLY READ MY MIND!!!

[Seamus]

The admin here will decide what is and is not smack talk. If this stupid poem is your idea of livening things up, take it somewhere else.

Owned. :hmfic:

[Seamus]

Any chance to rip off some smackku, I'm there ... :D

"Baaahhh" means "no," Aggy
It could have been one hundred
Your poetry succs

[LosAngelesSooner]

I once met a man from College Station
who was reknowned for his skilled masturbation.
So I bought him a sheep
and gave him, it, to keep
much to the lambs consternation.

That aggie, who loved to shout, "Gig 'em!"
Resembeled the Simpson's Chief Wiggum,
as vigorously he screwed
that sheep, in the nude,
who was attached to him tighter than Stick-um.

And after that Aggie from Lufkin
was done making furry little love kin
we Sooners as one
stood around and made fun
As the lamb beat the ever livin' crap out of the Aggie and his pathetic, freakin' football team.:texan:

[LosAngelesSooner]

Bump...for cruelty's sake.

[LosAngelesSooner]

tttp

[SicEmBaylor]

I once met a man from College Station
who was reknowned for his skilled masturbation.
So I bought him a sheep
and gave him, it, to keep
much to the lambs consternation.

That aggie, who loved to shout, "Gig 'em!"
Resembeled the Simpson's Chief Wiggum,
as vigorously he screwed
that sheep, in the nude,
who was attached to him tighter than Stick-um.

And after that Aggie from Lufkin
was done making furry little love kin
we Sooners as one
stood around and made fun
As the lamb beat the ever livin' crap out of the Aggie and his pathetic, freakin' football team.:texan:

I tip my hat to you sir. Spek.

[The VIIIth]

http://animalscience.tamu.edu/ramsey/salepics/sale.htm

Aggie husband to new bride "There's never been anyone but ewe honey, I'd never try and pull the wool over your eyes.