Big Swing and a Miss, part deux

[1stTimeCaller]

I think the plan for today is to just go up , say hi and ask her if she'd like to do something this weekend.

But what exactly is that something?

[afs]

where do you live?

[Mjcpr]

where do you live?

Dumpsville. Population, him.

[1stTimeCaller]

I live in Fort Worth, she lives in Keller, with the rents

[Hatfield]

ask her if she wants to play a little...ouch ouch you're on my hair

[afs]

lives with the rents....doubt you're going to get any 1st date action....probably can't stay awake past 10pm. Take her out to Furrs/Luby's and go home to watch CSI?

[1stTimeCaller]

I was thinking of going to Shreveport Friday night and New Orleans on Saturday night. So maybe this weekend isn't a good one to ask her out for.

[Howzit]

Tell her you need some help unzipping a "file."

Then unzip your pants and yell "A BALONEY FILE!!!!!1"

You're welcome.

[okienole3]

I was thinking of going to Shreveport Friday night and New Orleans on Saturday night. So maybe this weekend isn't a good one to ask her out for.

See if she wants to go with you. Who knows, she may be a wild and crazy girl. I hear that copy girls are.

BTW, I like the sig.

[JohnnyMack]

Tell her you need some help unzipping a "file."

Then unzip your pants and yell "A BALONEY FILE!!!!!1"

You're welcome.

You are smoove. I'll give you that. You should write books.

[OUDoc]

Tell her you have to go to the STD clinic and see if she wants to get checked as well.

[afs]

you could take her somewhere to watch ice skating...homo.

[Howzit]

You are smoove. I'll give you that. You should write books.

<sniff> Got a million of 'em.

[JohnnyMack]

Take her to Joe T.'s for dinner and margaritas, then go over to Billy Bob's, then take her back to your place and ride her like Secretariat.

[critical_phil]

wear your pink hat.....it'll represent your softer, emotional, caring side.

















then take her back to your place and ride her like Secretariat.

[1stTimeCaller]

THAT HAT IS NOT PINK!!!!!!!!!!1111!!@@22!!!!

[Stanley1]

THAT HAT IS NOT PINK!!!!!!!!!!1111!!@@22!!!!

Having seen it in person, yes it is. CVS?

[crawfish]

Considering what howzit hasn't deleted, I'm a bit skeered about what he did...

[1stTimeCaller]

It is a faded red. NOT PINK, pink is on the inside.

[colleyvillesooner]

Having seen it in person, yes it is. CVS?

Pink as most of Elton John's wardrobe.

[critical_phil]

pink as jane fonda.....

[1stTimeCaller]

you guys must be color blind

[1stTimeCaller]

http://myspace-751.vo.llnwd.net/00475/15/71/475161751_l.jpg

http://myspace-855.vo.llnwd.net/00490/55/82/490752855_l.jpg

Not pink I say. Olivia's jacket is pink, the hat is red.

<sigh>

;)

[Mjcpr]

Who's the hottie?

[Stanley1]

Who's the hottie..........in the pink hat?

[JohnnyMack]

Take her to lunch and then to the Kimball to see the Gauguins on Sunday afternoon. That's a good idea for a first date. A nice laid back way to get to know her. No movie, no concert, no loud bar, they don't promote good conversation.

Doesn't have your typical sleazy Saturday night, I wanna get you sloshed, tap that ***, ruin your carpet and escape through the bedroom window routine.

[TexasLidig8r]

sigh.. kids today....

Take her to Angelunas (Across the street from Bass Hall).. they have great calamari there with a thai-peanut type sauce with it...

Martinis at the 8.0...

Dancing there occasionally..


THEN

Back to your place.. ride her like Secretariat.. then pee on the carpet.

You're welcome.

[OUinFLA]

Just remember,
Her carpet is actually her parents carpet.
Parents are a lot less ................forgiving?

[mdklatt]

Parents are a lot less ................forgiving?

The muffalo wasn't very forgiving either when all was said and done.

[1stTimeCaller]

Take her to lunch and then to the Kimball to see the Gauguins on Sunday afternoon. That's a good idea for a first date. A nice laid back way to get to know her. No movie, no concert, no loud bar, they don't promote good conversation.

Doesn't have your typical sleazy Saturday night, I wanna get you sloshed, tap that ***, ruin your carpet and escape through the bedroom window routine.


To sum up your post: You want me to send my representative and you want me to stay home?

[1stTimeCaller]

I kinda want to go to La this weekend with some buddies.

[mdklatt]

I kinda want to go to La this weekend with some buddies.

Who says it has to be a weekend date?

[Mjcpr]

I'm beginning to lose interest. Something good better happen soon.

[1stTimeCaller]

Me. I have too much crap to do this week.

[frankensooner]

Ask her out for a lunch some day next week. The safe lunch might work with this lady.


Easy Peasy Japanesey

[mdklatt]

Me. I have too much crap to do this week.

Either you want to get a piece or you don't. **** or get out of the closet already.

[TexasLidig8r]

Me. I have too much crap to do this week.

P.... U..... S... *... Y...

You ain't got no alibi..

Pus*y... oooo.. you be a pus*y...

Repeat ad nauseum.:D :D :D :D :D

[TexasLidig8r]

To sum up your post: You want me to send my representative and you want me to stay home?

Al right 1st.. I'll do it just this one time.. just for you...

What's the yainch's number? ;)

[1stTimeCaller]

OK, I gots to move fast. I just learned that the guy that I interviewed with yesterday is going to offer me the job. Looks like I have two weeks and a few days to talk to her at work.

[JohnnyMack]

To sum up your post: You want me to send my representative and you want me to stay home?

I'm officially done with you.

[mdklatt]

Ask her out for a lunch some day next week. The safe lunch might work with this lady.


Go to McDonald's for lunch today. Get an extra order of fries to bring back for her. Ask her if she'd like them, telling her that they gave you two orders by mistake. Then she'll know you don't think she's fat.

[1stTimeCaller]

I'm officially done with you.

just because I wear pink hats doesn't mean that I'm cultured. I grew up in Chickasha for goodness sakes.

[OUinFLA]

I kinda want to go to La this weekend with some buddies.


your priorities are misplaced.
NTTAWWT

[ChickSoonerFan]

OMG !!!!!

Enough already

Ask the girl to lunch. It makes sense. You work together basically. The lunch date is safe. Or ask her if she wants to go get a drink after work.

Really, there is no harm in either of those...happens all the time. Seriously. Just do it. If all you have posted is true, she is probably wondering why you haven't already.

[JohnnyMack]

If you just wanna hit it, go for drinks after work and I'm sure you'll be wearing her ankles as earrings in no time.

[Hatfield]

the important thing is that 1tc finally admitted the hat is in fact pink.

[1stTimeCaller]

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

brb

[frankensooner]

Ain't nuthin like reality innerwebbing! :D

Go get her 1TC!

[Stanley1]

OMG !!!!!

Enough already

Ask the girl to lunch. It makes sense. You work together basically. The lunch date is safe. Or ask her if she wants to go get a drink after work.

Really, there is no harm in either of those...happens all the time. Seriously. Just do it. If all you have posted is true, she is probably wondering why you haven't already.

Babe.....not all guys can be as smoove as Stanley1. :cool:

[1stTimeCaller]

she hasn't made it in yet

[Stanley1]

it hasn't made it in yet

Thats what she said. :D

[1stTimeCaller]

Thats what she said. :D

I'm usually done by the time she finishes that sentence :O

[Pricetag]

OK, I gots to move fast. I just learned that the guy that I interviewed with yesterday is going to offer me the job. Looks like I have two weeks and a few days to talk to her at work.
Tell her about your job offer, but that you don't know if you'll take it because you don't want to be away from her. You'll be golden then.

[OUinFLA]

she hasn't made it in yet

neither have you and we are getting impatient

[1stTimeCaller]

Tell her about your job offer, but that you don't know if you'll take it because you don't want to be away from her. You'll be golden then.

No way hose A. Al least not until I have the offer in writing in my hands

[mdklatt]

you don't know if you'll take it because you don't want to be away from her

DES PA RA TION

CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP

[ChickSoonerFan]

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

brb

I can see I should have been more specific in my instructions to you. :rolleyes:

Take them off, assuming you still have your work clothes on underneath. Robes never make a good impression on the opposite sex...trust me.

[1stTimeCaller]

:mad: According to Lisa, Deb won't be in until Friday. Lisa also told me that she won't let Deb go out with me, whatever. According to Lisa's dumbass I'm too wild for Deb and that she wouldn't go on a date with me anyways. I smell a challenge!! Lisa says that she is very naieve (sp?), religous and is 'different', whatever the fock that means.

Update on Friday.

[mdklatt]

Robes never make a good impression on the opposite sex...trust me.

http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20040521/wheff22/1hefner.jpg

Mr. Hefner might disagree with that. :texan:

[mdklatt]

and is 'different', whatever the fock that means

Gay.

[Fugue]

Gay.

perhaps, maybe Deb. has intentions?

[JohnnyMack]

This thread sucks.

[Pricetag]

http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20040521/wheff22/1hefner.jpg

Mr. Hefner might disagree with that. :texan:
What, is that robe actually made of money?

[slickdawg]

lives with the rents....doubt you're going to get any 1st date action....probably can't stay awake past 10pm. Take her out to Furrs/Luby's and go home to watch CSI?

Yeah, Luby's, and tell her that "15 years ago, George Hennard went postal in a Luby's, just like this one, and took out 23 people"

If she stays after that, she's a keeper.

[okienole3]

WTF does Deb know?

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/6276/sdnapoleon04010pr.jpg

[mdklatt]

WTF does Deb know?



Well, her mom does go to college.

[okienole3]

Well, her mom does go to college.

True. Maybe he should ask Deb out.

[ChickSoonerFan]

True. Maybe he should ask Deb out.

or her mom

[william_brasky]

1TC, in cases like this, I always look to the time-tested/classic arts for guidance.

I offer you this advice from Three Amigos:
when you want the cattle you take the cattle
when you want the land you take the land
when you want the woman, you take the woman

if you act like a poontang, you ain't gettin' the poontang

[RacerX]

Lisa wants him.

[1stTimeCaller]

Lisa specifically said that Deb wasn'y gay, I asked.

And come on guys, enough with the poontang and ride her like Secretariat comments. I want to get to know her and see if we connect on a deeper, more spiritual level. I want to be intimate with her emotionally before we take the step to become intimate physically.

[slickdawg]

1TC, in cases like this, I always look to the time-tested/classic arts for guidance.

I offer you this advice from Three Amigos:
when you want the cattle you take the cattle
when you want the land you take the land
when you want the woman, you take the woman

if you act like a poontang, you ain't gettin' the poontang


if that's not the truth, then I don't know what is!

[TexasLidig8r]

Lisa specifically said that Deb wasn'y gay, I asked.

And come on guys, enough with the poontang and ride her like Secretariat comments. I want to get to know her and see if we connect on a deeper, more spiritual level. I want to be intimate with her emotionally before we take the step to become intimate physically.

Did you type that with a straight face? :confused:

[SoonerAtKU]

:mad: According to Lisa, Deb won't be in until Friday. Lisa also told me that she won't let Deb go out with me, whatever. According to Lisa's dumbass I'm too wild for Deb and that she wouldn't go on a date with me anyways. I smell a challenge!! Lisa says that she is very naieve (sp?), religous and is 'different', whatever the fock that means.

Update on Friday.

I'm willing to bet that Lisa doesn't really appreciate Deb getting that kind of attention when she's not. She sounds like she's pulling the "Sounds-like-rock" Block. Good news is that when you get Deb away for two seconds, the "bad guy" talk that Lisa's been shooting will cause Deb to go insane with curiosity.

[1stTimeCaller]

Did you type that with a straight face? :confused:

no. I barely finished it. I almost threw up typing it.:D

[RacerX]

don't throw up in the keyboard.

you'll thank me later.

[okienole3]

And come on guys, enough with the poontang and ride her like Secretariat comments. I want to get to know her and see if we connect on a deeper, more spiritual level. I want to be intimate with her emotionally before we take the step to become intimate physically.

Then, try doggie.

[OU4LIFE]

Did you type that with a straight face? :confused:

if he did, it's the only part of him that's "straight".

*zing*

[Howzit]

Did you type that with a straight face? :confused:

No. With his fingers.

[Mjcpr]

no. I barely finished it. I almost threw up typing it.:D

I'd have lost interest after hearing 'religious and different'.

[Mjcpr]

No. With his fingers.

Was it a cooter face

:confused:

[OUinFLA]

or her mom


There's a phrase you never hear mentioned about Stanley

[Howzit]

Was it a cooter face

:confused:

You saw the pics, draw your own conclusions.

[mdklatt]

I want to get to know her and see if we connect on a deeper, more spiritual level. I want to be intimate with her emotionally before we take the step to become intimate physically.

Homo. :texan:

[OUinFLA]

Does this remind any of you old timers of this?

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/marc.seriau/dobie.jpg

[Mjcpr]

Does this remind any of you old timers of this?

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/marc.seriau/dobie.jpg

Nobody around here is that old.


;)

[okienole3]

It reminds me of this girl that I had two classes with last semester and never did get around to aking her out.

[OUinFLA]

Nobody around here is that old.


;)


It's sometimes difficult dealing with the "Post-Black and White TV" Generation

[william_brasky]

I want to get to know her and see if we connect on a deeper, more spiritual level. I want to be intimate with her emotionally

I have no idea what any of that means.

[pb4ou]

Does this remind any of you old timers of this?

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/marc.seriau/dobie.jpg

I'm pushing 35 and I remember this show. This is what Nick at Night showed when I was a kid. That chick who would cut out model pics and paste her own head on them was a little creepy.

I still couldn't to this day picture Gilligan as Mainard G. Crebs.

Take that old timers...heh

[pb4ou]

That chick who would cut out model pics and paste her own head on them was a little creepy.

Old School Farking I guess

[Hatfield]

BUILD HER A CAKE OR SUMPTIN

[critical_phil]

Lisa says that she is very naieve (sp?), religous and is 'different', whatever the fock that means.

mormon.

[Redshirt]

Is 'naive' the same as 'easy'?

[OUstudent4life]

No, it means no one has peed on her carpet yet :D.

[okienole3]

No, it means no one has peed on her carpet yet :D.

YET!!

[tnraider1]

Go with the lunch date. I married a girl from work, and that's how I asked her out. I didn't even make it seem like I was asking her on a lunch "date." I just asked her to lunch and let her draw her own conclusions. A week later she "just so happened" to have an extra ticket to a concert out of town. I still didn't get any after the concert, because she went into all out good girl tease mode that night, but hey we are married now and sex doesn't matter anymore, or so she says. ;)

[mdklatt]

YET!!

More like never the way Mr. Smoove Operator is dragging his heels.

[Mjcpr]

but hey we are married now and sex doesn't happen anymore, or so she says. ;)

No, she's right.....it doesn't.

:O

[OUinFLA]

that's why we're all so anxious for 1TC to score.
We know he will brag about it and we can all live vicariously through his exploits.

NOW HURRY IT UP 1TC!

[Ike]

since she's 'religous and different' according to her friend, just ask her if she wants to go to church with you this weekend. then pull the switch-a-roo and take her to the tittay bar instead :D


they like that.

[Stanley1]

Is 'naive' the same as 'easy'?

Most of the time, yes.

[mdklatt]

Most of the time, yes.

It certainly does make it easier to play Just The Tip....

[GottaHavePride]

It reminds me of this girl that I had two classes with last semester and never did get around to aking her out.

That's better than the "ask out the incredibly hot Russian chick named Svetlana only to find out Russians wear their rings on the right hand" routine. I'm just saying.

[mdklatt]

That's better than the "ask out the incredibly hot Russian chick named Svetlana only to find out Russians wear their rings on the right hand" routine. I'm just saying.

Or finding out that the really cute chick you really hit it off with and talked to for 45 minutes after class had to leave to meet her finance even though she wasn't wearing a ring. :(

[Mjcpr]

That's better than the "ask out the incredibly hot Russian chick named Svetlana only to find out Russians wear their rings on the right hand" routine. I'm just saying.

Was she a Slutinski? Like the skater?

[GottaHavePride]

I don't know, she was already freakin' married to some frat dude. This was four, five years ago, btw.

[OklahomaTrombone]

That's better than the "ask out the incredibly hot Russian chick named Svetlana only to find out Russians wear their rings on the right hand" routine. I'm just saying.


heh

[1stTimeCaller]

I think I'll shower this week so I'll be smelling like peppermints when she comes back on Friday. Girls like it when guys shower don't they?

[ChickSoonerFan]

Girls like it when guys shower don't they?

If you have to ask that question you are gonna need a lot more help than I realized. ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Does this remind any of you old timers of this?

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/marc.seriau/dobie.jpg

Wow. I can't believe that picture got on TV. And they say things are filthy now.

[mdklatt]

Girls like it when guys shower don't they?

I'm pretty sure you should stay away from the word "shower" around here.

[okienole3]

Does this remind any of you old timers of this?

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/marc.seriau/dobie.jpgWow. I can't believe that picture got on TV. And they say things are filthy now.

Is that a "glory hole"?

[JohnnyMack]

Is that a "glory hole"?

1tc, he's talking to you, seeing as how you're the resident expert on the subject.

[Howzit]

I think I'll shower this week so I'll be smelling like peppermints when she comes back on Friday. Girls like it when guys shower don't they?

If you shower in the beginning she's gonna expect it, like, all the time.

[frankensooner]

I hope by "religious and different" she doesn't mean "attends the Westboro Baptist Church."

[1stTimeCaller]

If you shower in the beginning she's gonna expect it, like, all the time.

That's true. You should be my mentor. A guy like me could learn a great deal from a guy like you.

[mdklatt]

That's true. You should be my mentor. A guy like me could learn a great deal from a guy like you.

I think Howzit is already busy "mentoring" Stanley1.

[Mjcpr]

I think Howzit is already busy "mentoring" Stanley1.

Yep, "mentoring" like he owed him money.

[mdklatt]

Yep, "mentoring" like he owed him money.

If 1TC moves closer I bet Howzit could find to time to fit it in...I mean fit him in.

[pb4ou]

***UPDATE***
1TC finally gets the courage to ask her out and here are those crazy kids are on a wild night in town.

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/3425/manapegirl4vk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[okienole3]

UPDATE!

[Hamhock]

Put two blank pieces of paper in a pretty envelope and mail it to yourself. Use pretty writing and a pink envelope. Spray the outside with perfume. Mail the "letter" to yourself at work. Make sure she sees you getting it. When she sees the letter, she will think (despite all other indications to the contrary) that you are desirable. Then, when you ask her to go fishing and picnic by the pond, she'll be all over it.

I saw this on Little House on the Praire last night. It. Was. Golden.

[william_brasky]

Ask her in a smooth voice "hey, you wanna go party?"

Works every time.

[william_brasky]

I've already banged like 5 chicks since he started this thread.

[proud gonzo]

It is a faded red. NOT PINK, pink is on the inside.

I want to start a collection to guy this shirt for 1TC

http://files.redvsblue.com/web/images/store/shirts/lightishred_large.jpg

[colleyvillesooner]

heh c*ck bite.

[proud gonzo]

:D red vs. blue rocks

[Stanley1]

I think Howzit is already busy "mentoring" Stanley1.

:mad:

[colleyvillesooner]

:D red vs. blue rocks

Yes it does. I can't wait till I finishing moving and can catch back up.

[OUinFLA]

I've already banged like 5 chicks since he started this thread.

He's banged his hand 5 times.

Well...........so have most of us married guys.