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White House Boy
2/21/2006, 01:05 PM
Wow.
http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0220/7257626_240X180.jpg
http://www.wftv.com/news/7257646/detail.html
sooner_born_1960
2/21/2006, 01:07 PM
Sounds like self defense.
mdklatt
2/21/2006, 01:08 PM
All you need to see is that dude's picture and you know he killed somebody. Yikes.
Herr Scholz
2/21/2006, 01:09 PM
My wife comes close to that when I don't replace the TP.
IB4OU2
2/21/2006, 01:12 PM
The victim may still be alive today if he was a coffee drinker...
soonerbrat
2/21/2006, 01:20 PM
Sounds like self defense.




"Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said."



yeah. clearly.
OUDoc
2/21/2006, 01:22 PM
Apparently you guys have never been out of toilet paper (Czar excluded, of course).
soonerbrat
2/21/2006, 01:24 PM
Apparently you guys have never been out of toilet paper (Czar excluded, of course).



that's what handtowels are for.
Hamhock
2/21/2006, 01:28 PM
that's what handtowels are for.


My wife would be on the news if I used a handtowel.
OUDoc
2/21/2006, 01:28 PM
that's what handtowels are for.
They clog my toilet. :D
Jimminy Crimson
2/21/2006, 01:29 PM
The other dude pulled out a rifle, yet the dude with a claw hammer and sledge hammer wins?

Color me :confused:...
bigdsooner
2/21/2006, 01:30 PM
so fer a little more than a dollar a man lost his life. sometimes i think ive seen enough to not go wow anymore, but then i read things like this. 2 lives destroyed over a quiktrip hotdog. wtf:eek:
Jimminy Crimson
2/21/2006, 01:30 PM
My wife would be on the news if I used a handtowel.

Especially the kind with the monogram on them! :texan:
bigdsooner
2/21/2006, 01:32 PM
that's what handtowels are for.

as long as they're dark colors ;)
mdklatt
2/21/2006, 01:37 PM
Apparently you guys have never been out of toilet paper (Czar excluded, of course).


mdklatt's Rules to Live By #3:

Toilet paper epitomizes the expression "it's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it".

I always maintain an emergency reserve four-pack. If I get careless and have to dip into the reserve I will restock within 24 hours.
OUDoc
2/21/2006, 01:47 PM
True. Can't have enough beer or TP.
12
2/21/2006, 01:49 PM
What is this "toilet paper" you speak of?
BeetDigger
2/21/2006, 02:29 PM
I guess he didn't know that when you are out of TP, you can still count on old hickory.
Viking Kitten
2/21/2006, 02:29 PM
The victim may still be alive today if he was a coffee drinker...

Can I just get a standing, scheduled spek delivery for this guy?
mdklatt
2/21/2006, 02:34 PM
I guess he didn't know that when you are out of TP, you can still count on Old Hickory.

http://www.ischool.utexas.edu/~jpwms/mixednumbers/images/twenty.jpg


Maybe you can afford to wipe your *** with twenty dollar bills, but that's not very practical advice for the rest of us, Bruce.
Mjcpr
2/21/2006, 02:36 PM
Can I just get a standing, scheduled spek delivery for this guy?

I hooked him up.

:)
sooner_born_1960
2/21/2006, 02:51 PM
He pulled out a rifle.
n8v_ndn
2/21/2006, 03:00 PM
That fool learned...you never bring a rifle to a claw hammer fight.
yermom
2/21/2006, 03:04 PM
yeah, i'm thinking pulling a rifle escalates things a bit

why 2 hammers though?
chriscappel
2/21/2006, 03:06 PM
yeah, i'm thinking pulling a rifle escalates things a bit

why 2 hammers though?

The claw hammer wasnt doing enough damage...so a sledge is the only logical choice for a "heavy" beating
yermom
2/21/2006, 03:10 PM
i can almost see that. you don't really want dude that pulled a rifle over TP to wake up after you clocked him with a hammer...
IronSooner
2/21/2006, 03:11 PM
With all the flak Eminem takes for his lyrics I'm surprised there's been no mention of Peter Gabriel in all this.
chriscappel
2/21/2006, 03:12 PM
i can almost see that. you don't really want dude that pulled a rifle over TP to wake up after you clocked him with a hammer...

but if that was the case why not use the rifle? or a knife? this is one sadistic dude in my opinion!
yermom
2/21/2006, 03:22 PM
just look at 'im ;)
White House Boy
2/21/2006, 05:14 PM
just look at 'im ;)
No kidding. One glance at his mug shot gives you all the insight you need into the pathology between his ears. Not to judge a book by it's cover, but that dude has serial killer written all over his face.
yermom
2/21/2006, 05:15 PM
i certainly wouldn't move in with him
mdklatt
2/21/2006, 05:19 PM
i certainly wouldn't move in with him

We don't know what the other dude looked like. Before the beating, that is.
yermom
2/21/2006, 05:23 PM
well, i probably wouldn't move in with him either
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/21/2006, 06:13 PM
I'd kill a person for putting it on the spool backwards.
mdklatt
2/21/2006, 06:14 PM
I'd kill a person for putting it on the spool backwards.

And you wonder why you're single. :eek: :P
White House Boy
2/21/2006, 06:15 PM
I'd kill a person for putting it on the spool backwards.

It must come from behind and fall off of the front of the spool. Anything less would be uncivilized.
jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
2/21/2006, 06:16 PM
royalfan isn't very photogenic...
oumartin
2/21/2006, 06:19 PM
just freakin' drip dry dude!
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/21/2006, 10:11 PM
It must come from behind and fall off of the front of the spool. Anything less would be uncivilized.exactly
GottaHavePride
2/22/2006, 12:40 AM
The dude looks like Danny Trejo. If you don't know who Danny Trejo is, go watch Desperado again.
yermom
2/22/2006, 02:37 AM
the Colombian?
Jimminy Crimson
2/22/2006, 03:06 AM
the Colombian?

yeah, from conair, xxx, i forget what else.
SoonerBorn68
2/22/2006, 03:09 AM
yeah, i'm thinking pulling a rifle escalates things a bit

why 2 hammers though?

He only had two hands.
yermom
2/22/2006, 03:16 AM
yeah, from conair, xxx, i forget what else.

yeah, after i posted i imdb'ed him

he's been in more stuff than The Kurgan