Michael Jordan

[Pieces Hit]

After he left to play baseball the NBA world was a colder, empty place full of meaningless baskets and futile running about.
I never fully recovered and pitied poor Scottie Pippen.
Kobe I do not like.


http://www.post-gazette.com/images3/20050624mf_lemx_glfPJ03_450.jpg


Poor Scottie.

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/nba/2002/1227/photo/pip_i.jpg

[JohnnyMack]

Kobe sucks MJ's shoelaces.

[fadada1]

sweet golf pants.

[picasso]

Jordan's a turd.

[Pieces Hit]

Says you and Scottie, maybe.

[Mjcpr]

That new Nike commercial with the kids doing famous Jordan-esque poses and moves RMFO.

[JohnnyMack]

Jordan's a turd.

If by Jordan, you mean Kobe Therapist, then yes, yes he is.

[picasso]

Says you and Scottie, maybe.
oh I enjoyed watching him play ball but I get the impression he's a ****bag as a person.
I've sold some work to a Chicago detective dude who said it's common knowledge in up there that Jordan is a first class pr***.:)

[Pieces Hit]

I always thought Rodman was a turd.
But liked him exponentially more as a Bull.

[Pieces Hit]

oh I enjoyed watching him play ball but I get the impression he's a ****bag as a person.
I've sold some work to a Chicago detective dude who said it's common knowledge in up there that Jordan is a first class pr***.:)If you had half his loot you'd be a big prick too.
I mean, look at you now and you're poor.

:)

[picasso]

If you had half his loot you'd be a big prick too.
I mean, look at you now and you're poor.

:)
heh.:)

well, I'm poor and still a better golfer and baseball player than he is.:)

actually, if I had his coin I would be more pro-active in my community but that's just me.

[Pieces Hit]

Why do you hate Michael Jordan?
Didn't you see Space Jam???

[picasso]

Why do you hate Michael Jordan?
Didn't you see Space Jam???
yes, and I loved Larry Bird's work in it. especially the talking of smack on the par 3 tee box.

"Larry's not white, he's clear..."

[Pieces Hit]

And remember that real sweaty guy - Patrick Ewing?

[picasso]

And remember that real sweaty guy - Patrick Ewing?
yes, he makes a lot of money but he also "spends a lot of money."

[Pieces Hit]

As a matter of fact, I don't see a more better All Star Olympic Team than that first one Michael was in.
That was awesum.

[White House Boy]

sweet golf pants.
Only MJ can pull off that look. Can you imagine Barkley wearing that get-up? Oh my.

[White House Boy]

As a matter of fact, I don't see a more better All Star Olympic Team than that first one Michael was in.
That was awesum.
That was truly a "Dream Team." The collections of pro ballers since then have been far less cohesive, and far less effective at thoroughly embarrassing the competition, imo.

http://www.nba.com/cavaliers/news/lookback_dream_team1.html
http://www.batsweb.org/Sport/Basket/Nazionale/Immagini/dreamteam.jpg
http://www.interbasket.net/players/usa/dream_team_birdmagicjordan.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39279000/jpg/_39279909_jordan300x300.jpg
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/olympics/2004/writers/08/13/dream.team/p1_dream.team_getty.jpg

[TexasLidig8r]

That's a righteous Cohiba that MJ is puffin' on too.

[bigdsooner]

im just glad i lived to watch that era of ball. the laker/celtic rivalry, pistons/bulls/knicks. i was starting to enjoy the nba til i read this thread and remembered how fun it really was back then. maybe i just have too high of expectations for the nba... the bad boys, watchin jordan become jordan, bird, magic, dr j, the 80's lakers. watching hall of famers in their prime was no doubt awesome, but watching jordan during that was the best part for me. if he wanted it, there was nothing you could do about it but watch it happen.

[Hamhock]

That's a righteous Cohiba that MJ is puffin' on too.


I've heard that the vast majority of Cohiba's seen in the US, and even touristy caribbean locals, are fake. Is that true?

[Mjcpr]

I've heard that the vast majority of Cohiba's seen in the US, and even touristy caribbean locals, are fake. Is that true?

If Cohiba means 'penis', you're asking the right person.

:D

[Pricetag]

if he wanted it, there was nothing you could do about it but watch it happen.
It sounds like Kobe has at least one thing in common with His Airness.

[GDC]

If Cohiba means 'penis', you're asking the right person.

:D

Heh, homo fellatio should be considered a whorn-related non-Tuesday topic.

[TexasLidig8r]

I've heard that the vast majority of Cohiba's seen in the US, and even touristy caribbean locals, are fake. Is that true?

I've read, and seen, more fakes coming in from Mexico. You can pretty much tell by the quality... but, yeah.... fakes are, or at least used to be, not uncommon.

[GDC]

I wish you'd go hunting with Cheney sometime.

[Sooner04]

The CEO Jordan commercials were greatness, especially the one where he sent his All-Star interns to some business college and they just started killing everyone in D-1 basketball.

[Sooner04]

And the man makes a damn, fine shoe. Especially the Air Jordan XI Space Jame Edition:

http://www.krazykickz.com/ProductImages/jordan/air-jordan-xi-spacejam-main.jpg

[Stoop Dawg]

I've heard that the vast majority of Cohiba's seen in the US, and even touristy caribbean locals, are fake. Is that true?

You can get a damn fine cigar in S. Florida - hand rolled by a knowledgable Cuban immigrant. I was told they use Connecticut tobacco (I believe). They say the quality comes mostly from the way it's rolled, not the tobacco used. Of course, they were also trying to sell me some, so take that with a grain of salt! ;)

[OUthunder]

I do believe that is a Cohiba in his mouth.

[Pieces Hit]

Hey I like this thread so I'm bumping it.

Besides, I've been out with the squirts and missed all the fun.

How would Jordan in his prime do in today's league?

Would he beat Kobe like a step-child?

I say yep.

[GDC]

MJ makes Chuck Norris whimper like a little bitch.

[White House Boy]

No one has a snow ball's chance in hades of matching up with MJ in his prime.... except for maybe Ditka.