So I try to flirt with the part time chick

[1stTimeCaller]

She's here scanning thousands of documents and I always try to flirt with her when I walk by and it usually comes out like this, "Hey Deb, you sure seem to like that copier." or "Hey Deb, mumble mumble mumble".

I am sooooo smoove.

[Mjcpr]

I don't see how you haven't scored yet.

[oumartin]

just whip it out dude. you'll know soon enuff if she's interested.

[Dio]

Shouldn't you be flirting with someone who's a chick all the time?

NTTAWWT!

[mdklatt]

Tell her the copier is good for more than copying paper. Make sure you add "if you know what I mean" at the end so she knows what you mean.

[JohnnyMack]

Bring in a boom box with some porno music on it and turn it on and play naughty copy machine repairman with her.

[1stTimeCaller]

I think she wants me to ask her out. I get that feeling you know, kinda like spidey sense and **** but I've had stuff to do on the weekends that a date would mess up. Maybe this weekend is her lucky weekend. The girls in the office tell me that I'm too wild for her and that she's a goody two shoes type. Her cousin is our HR lady. That has been slowing down my progress.

[oumartin]

oh man, I'd stay away from here if she has relation working in HR.
Good way to get a lawsuit on your butt.

[Mjcpr]

oh man, I'd stay away from here if she has relation working in HR.
Good way to get a lawsuit on your butt.

There ought to be one on mine after this weekend. I blame the chili and the cabbage.

[oumartin]

well lets hear the story then.

[JohnnyMack]

I think she wants me to ask her out. I get that feeling you know, kinda like spidey sense and **** but I've had :dean: to do on the weekends and a date would mess that up. Maybe this weekend is her lucky weekend. The girls in the office tell me that I'm too gay for her and that she's not even remotely interested. Her cousin is our HR lady. That has been slowing down my progress.

Sounds like par for the course. :eddie:

[crawfish]

Stand around doin' the "makin' copies" routine. It gets really funny after about ten minutes. :)

[1stTimeCaller]

She's about 5' 8", slender, long blonde hair, pretty face, legs that look like they go for days, nice caboose.

I'd probably end up ****ing on her floor though. :(

[Oldnslo]

"Hey baby, I've got something you can enlarge!"

always worked for me.

[oumartin]

Hey baby, I've got something you can enlarge

I think you got copier and microscope confused.

[Mjcpr]

She's about 5' 8", slender, long blonde hair, pretty face, legs that look like they go for days, nice caboose.

Pic?

[JohnnyMack]

She's about 5' 8", slender, long blonde hair, pretty face, legs that look like they go for days, nice caboose.

I'd probably end up ****ing on her floor though. :(

What's wrong with ****ing on the floor?

Oh.

It's you.

You meant ****ing on her floor.

Gotcha.

[oumartin]

http://www.getfit.ru/pic/dcontent/news.pagepublication.fat-woman-150.jpg

okay, maybe not skinny

[chriscappel]

just whip it out dude. you'll know soon enuff if she's interested.

Yeah dude all you gotta do is give her a reason!

[Oldnslo]

I think you got copier and microscope confused.
You been talking to my wife? Again?!

[oumartin]

I did forget my smiley face on that comment. my apologies

[Frozen Sooner]

She's here scanning thousands of documents and I always try to flirt with her when I walk by and it usually comes out like this, "Hey Deb, you sure seem to like that copier." or "Hey Deb, mumble mumble mumble".

I am sooooo smoove.

Dude. Let me hit you with the Froze slickness with the girl at the bookstore.

Friday:

Walk up to counter with copy of "Cell."

Girl: Wow, that's a really great shirt and tie!

Froze, losing all his power of communication becaue he got a compliment from a pretty girl: Durrrrrrr

Girl: A lot of guys won't wear that combination but it looks great on you!

Froze, regaining SOME of his powers of speech: Hey, thanks. I like that sweater you're wearing.

Froze, leaving store, sotto voce: Man, you are SUCH a *****

Monday, back at bookstore, buying another book

Girl: Hey, how are you?

Froze: Good good. Hey, you gave me a nice compliment on Friday that really turned a bad day around

Girl: Right, the shirt and tie. Well, you're a really handsome guy.

Froze, completely losing power of speech again: Durr

Froze, fighting it off: Well, I'd like to say thank you by taking you out to lunch sometime.

Girl: Sure, here's my number. Give me a call and we'll go.


Called. Left message. No call back. Mr. Smoooooooooth.

[Mjcpr]

Girl: A lot of guys won't wear that combination but it looks great on you!

Pink or purple?

Go ahead and say, you're among friends here.

[TUSooner]

What's the over/under on a thread entitled "Hey lawyer types! Know anything about sexual harassment lawsuits?"
I give him a week. ;)

[1stTimeCaller]

:rolleyes:

:D You guys sure have a pretty good handle on me don't you :D

I have learned a little from you guys and that's one of the big reasons I haven't asked her out yet.

[crawfish]

Pink or purple?

Go ahead and say, you're among friends here.

Heh. I didn't want to say anything about that. The poor guy's self-esteem is on such a thread. :D

[Frozen Sooner]

Pink or purple?

Go ahead and say, you're among friends here.

White with pink and blue cross-hatching. Tie had the same blue and pink diagonally striped with gray.

[JohnnyMack]

Dude. Let me hit you with the Froze slickness with the girl at the bookstore.

Friday:

Walk up to counter with copy of "Cell."

Girl: Wow, that's a really great shirt and tie!

Froze, losing all his power of communication becaue he got a compliment from a pretty girl: Durrrrrrr

Girl: A lot of guys won't wear that combination but it looks great on you!

Froze, regaining SOME of his powers of speech: Hey, thanks. I like that sweater you're wearing.

Froze, leaving store, sotto voce: Man, you are SUCH a *****

Monday, back at bookstore, buying another book

Girl: Hey, how are you?

Froze: Good good. Hey, you gave me a nice compliment on Friday that really turned a bad day around

Girl: Right, the shirt and tie. Well, you're a really handsome guy.

Froze, completely losing power of speech again: Durr

Froze, fighting it off: Well, I'd like to say thank you by taking you out to lunch sometime.

Girl: Sure, here's my number. Give me a call and we'll go.


Called. Left message. No call back. Mr. Smoooooooooth.

You're a real live Saturday Night Live skit.

Hellooooo and goooodbye.

She didn't even break stride.

[1stTimeCaller]

Oh, she was a full time substitute in Keller, she's about 32. I heard that she still lives at home as does her older sister. That's a big speedbump as well. She's working on her TX teaching certificate and in the mean time helps out around here when she has time.

[Frozen Sooner]

Heh. I didn't want to say anything about that. The poor guy's self-esteem is on such a thread. :D

Meh, I got no problems wearing either color. Pink should only be used as an accent color on men, though.

[mdklatt]

Oh, she was a full time substitute in Keller, she's about 32.

Keller chicks are easy. :texan:

[NormanPride]

Why not just nut up and ask her? Sometimes the games go on way too long.

[1stTimeCaller]

Why not just nut up and ask her? Sometimes the games go on way too long.



What's the over/under on a thread entitled "Hey lawyer types! Know anything about sexual harassment lawsuits?"
I give him a week.

:O

[JohnnyMack]

Oh, she was a full time substitute in Keller, she's about 32. I heard that she still lives at home as does her older sister. That's a big speedbump as well. She's working on her TX teaching certificate and in the mean time helps out around here when she has time.

Lemme get this straight. A 32 year old substitute teacher who lives at home. Yeah, sounds like a catch. :rolleyes:

D00d you spent way too much time up on that mountain with :dean:.

[mdklatt]

Lemme get this straight. A 32 year old substitute teacher who lives at home.

What part of "Keller chicks are easy" didn't you understand?

[Frozen Sooner]

Simply asking someone out is not a cause of action for sexual harassment nor does it constitute a hostile work environment. Caveat: if you are in a supervisory position over her, the mathematics change a bit.

If she says "no", then don't keep asking.

If she says "yes", then doesn't return your phone calls, take the hint.

If she says "yes" and you boink like mongeese, keep your mouth shut.

[JohnnyMack]

Simply asking someone out is not a cause of action for sexual harassment nor does it constitute a hostile work environment. Caveat: if you are in a supervisory position over her, the mathematics change a bit.

If she says "no", then don't keep asking.

If she says "yes", then doesn't return your phone calls, take the hint.

If she says "yes" and you boink like mongeese, keep your mouth shut.

Mongooses.

Moran.

[1stTimeCaller]

Lemme get this straight. A 32 year old substitute teacher who lives at home. Yeah, sounds like a catch. :rolleyes:

D00d you spent way too much time up on that mountain with :dean:.

Welp, according to the girls in the office her parents are loaded. I'm really tired of being lower middle class at best.

Hard work and smarts will only take you so far and you guys know how smart I am...

[mdklatt]

Welp, according to the girls in the office her parents are loaded.

Oh yeah, I forgot...not only are Keller chicks easy they're also loaded.

[JohnnyMack]

Welp, according to the girls in the office her parents are loaded. I'm really tired of being lower middle class at best.

Hard work and smarts will only take you so far and you guys know how smart I am...

Oh, so you're taking the moral high road here? Good.

[1stTimeCaller]

Oh, so you're taking the moral high road here? Good.

Thats one under for the course

[Frozen Sooner]

Mongooses.

Moran.

Learn something every day, I guess.

Mongeese is more euphonic.

[IB4OU2]

Welp, according to the girls in the office her parents are loaded. I'm really tired of being lower middle class at best.

Hard work and smarts will only take you so far and you guys know how smart I am...

So are you hiding toner in your pants again?

[JohnnyMack]

Thats one under for the course

:cool:

[proud gonzo]

have you tried the tie dyed shirt yet?

[yermom]

ooh, or the pink hat and pom jacket

show her your feminine side ;)

[NormanPride]

have you tried the tie dyed shirt yet?

Or that svelte white jacket? :texan:

[1stTimeCaller]

now you guys are thinking!! Svelte is such an underused word. I will bring her pictures tomorrow.

[OUinFLA]

I will bring her pictures tomorrow.


IMO, you should leave your pron pics at home until after you see if you can develop a "close" relationship.

No reason to risk offending her until you score. See if you can get past the carpet trick before showing her your pictures.

that is unless you are just trying to get another notch in your carpet.

[OU4LIFE]

Shouldn't you be flirting with someone who's a chick all the time?

NTTAWWT!

best post in this thread.

[mdklatt]

Did she go to Keller High School? Tell her your favorite colors are blue and gold. :texan:


Hmmm...I wonder if I know her.

[1stTimeCaller]

dude, I don't know. She's about 32, scans copies to store them electronically, had blonde hair, and her name is Deb. That's about all that I know about her.

[OUinFLA]

do you mean know her? or............."know" her?

a pic would be helpful

[JohnnyMack]

This story sucks.

[Howzit]

I've got a thing for chicks that ride unicycles. Anybody know one?

[mdklatt]

do you mean know her? or............."know" her?


I don't recall knowing anybody named Deb/orah/bie, but if she went to KHS and is 32 she was probably in my class or the class ahead of me.

1TC, tell her you like to do the tomahawk chop...in bed.

[picasso]

tell her everytime she comes to do copies it makes your day.

then when she laughs it off-yet somewhat flattered you show her how long your tongue is. ;)

seriously though, if she's not standoffish, you gotta plant the seed and be persistent.

[Oldnslo]

you gotta plant the seed and be persistent.
Truer words have never been spoken.

It's all about planting the seed. Over and over again.

[1stTimeCaller]

Good idea pic. I'm gonna go grab her butt right now.

hang on I'll brb...

I guess I should try to come up with some plans for us to do something this weekend. Is there anything in Keller to do on a first date?

And Howzit, you know what they say about chicks that ride unicycles don't you?

[mdklatt]

Is there anything in Keller to do on a first date?


Golden Burger or Pizza Inn. YWIA.

[Howzit]

And Howzit, you know what they say about chicks that ride unicycles don't you?

no.

[Howzit]

And Howzit, you know what they say about chicks that ride unicycles don't you?

NOOO

[mdklatt]

NOOO

He's busy planting his seed. Give him 2-3 minutes.

[1stTimeCaller]

she doesn't usually get here until 10:30

[picasso]

wrong all wrong. not planten ze seed literally. you must let her know you think she has it going on. even if this repulses her.
sometimes just sometimes after much time and thought, she might give in.
I got this from a golfing buddy who ain't pretty but is always hooked up with fine looking chick.;)

[mdklatt]

you must let her know you think she has it going on. even if this repulses her. sometimes just sometimes after much time and thought, she might give in.


Co STANZA.

[OU4LIFE]

dude, I don't know. She's about 32, scans copies to store them electronically, had blonde hair, and her name is Deb. That's about all that I know about her.

least observant man ever.

[1stTimeCaller]

least observant man ever.

I could describe her bewbs in great detail iffin you wanted me to ;)

[mdklatt]

I could describe her bewbs in great detail iffin you wanted me to ;)

If that copier is also a scanner you wouldn't need to describe them....

[picasso]

Co STANZA.
yes he is bald.

however, Costanza never had the stones to talk to the one's out of his league.
of course in the series both he and Jerry always dated up. if ya know what I mean.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Simply asking someone out is not a cause of action for sexual harassment nor does it constitute a hostile work environment. Caveat: if you are in a supervisory position over her, the mathematics change a bit.

If she says "no", then don't keep asking.

If she says "yes", then doesn't return your phone calls, take the hint.

If she says "yes" and you boink like mongeese, keep your mouth shut.

Your search - "boink like mongeese" - did not match any documents.

I think we can credit Froze with a novelty!

[OUinFLA]

Is there anything in Keller to do on a first date?....




Just ask her if she wants to sleep with you.
You know that is all you are interested in anyway.
Why waste a lot of time and money.

[mdklatt]

she doesn't usually get here until 10:30

10:36 AM. 1TC makes an excuse to walk by the copy room for the first time today.

[1stTimeCaller]

Well, I'm leaving in about 10 min for an interview in Dallas so I'll swing by and try not to drool on myself.

[RacerX]

Do not, under any circumstances, pee on the carpet!

[mdklatt]

Do not, under any circumstances, pee on the carpet!

Unless she likes that kind of thing. :texan:

[1stTimeCaller]

I don't know why people keep bringing that up? What's the deal with you peeps and urinating on carpet? Is there some kind of SO fetish that I don't know about?

:D

[1stTimeCaller]

Otay, I've been back for about an hour and her car is in the parking lot. I've been by the copier/scanner thingamajig three times and haven't seen her. I know you guys are waiting on pins and needles so I'll keep you updated on my progress or lack therof.

[Mjcpr]

Does your phone have a camera on it?

[1stTimeCaller]

no and I left my camera at home or I'd have her pose for my internet friends

[colleyvillesooner]

I don't know why people keep bringing that up? What's the deal with you peeps and urinating on carpet? Is there some kind of SO fetish that I don't know about?

:D


I believe you were the first one to mention it in this thread, sadist:

She's about 5' 8", slender, long blonde hair, pretty face, legs that look like they go for days, nice caboose.

I'd probably end up ****ing on her floor though. :(


:D

[Mjcpr]

no and I left my camera at home or I'd have her pose for my internet friends

No, just sneak a pic.....no sense in turning it into something weird.

Oh, wait.....

[colleyvillesooner]

no and I left my camera at home or I'd have her pose for my internet friends

Yeah, go with that. She'll love you.

[1stTimeCaller]

here goes nothing....

[mdklatt]

no and I left my camera at home or I'd have her pose for my internet friends

It's a copier/scanner right?

[1stTimeCaller]

where is she? :(

and yes, it is a copier/scanner but it's in the back/side lobby that separates operations from us overhead types.

[JohnnyMack]

Is he in custody yet?

Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll pepper spray him.

[colleyvillesooner]

Give me, got a boyfriend for $100 Alex.

[JohnnyMack]

Give me, got a boyfriend for $100 Alex.

I'll take knee to the groin for $200.

[1stTimeCaller]

Is he in custody yet?

Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll pepper spray him.

believe it or not but a girl the size of PG or smaller pepper sprayed me in HS. All I was doing was trying to tell the yainch to back off my buddy's girlfriend.:mad:

[colleyvillesooner]

believe it or not but a girl the sze of PG or smaller perr sprayed me in HS. All I was doing was trying to tell the yainch to back off my buddy's girlfriend.:mad:

Oh I believe it. :D

[ChickSoonerFan]

no and I left my camera at home or I'd have her pose for my internet friends

yeah..that will get her attention in a HUGE way....all sorts of bells and whistles will be going off in her head when you tell her that.

[OUinFLA]

Otay, I've been back for about an hour and her car is in the parking lot. I've been by the copier/scanner thingamajig three times and haven't seen her......


stalk (stôk) verb
stalked, stalk·ing, stalks

verb, intransitive

1.To walk with a stiff, haughty, or angry gait: stalked off in a huff.
2.To move threateningly or menacingly.
3.To track prey or quarry.

verb, transitive

1.To pursue by tracking stealthily.
2.To go through (an area) in pursuit of prey or quarry.

— stalk?er noun

[Mjcpr]

yeah..that will get her attention in a HUGE way....all sorts of bells and whistles will be going off in her head when you tell her that.

The girl is 30+ and lives at home with her parents.

Sometimes you have to take what you can get.

[colleyvillesooner]

yeah..that will get her attention in a HUGE way....all sorts of bells and whistles will be going off in her head when you tell her that.

Did these same bells and whistle's go off for Stanley when you guys met at a tailgate....for a message board ;)

[1stTimeCaller]

yeah, about the time I say, 'What are you going to do? Kick all of our asses.' and then look back to see my buddies laughing she whips it out and catches me as I'm turning back around. That **** is no joke. Much worse than the gas chamber in basic training. The joke was on me.

[OklahomaTrombone]

So have you stuck it in her pooper yet?

[OUinFLA]

I'll take knee to the groin for $200.

I belive I'll take "raucous laughter" for $300.

[JohnnyMack]

The girl is 30+ and lives at home with her parents.

Sometimes you have to take what you can get.

The way this is going, it'll be the 5 knuckle shuffle in the bathroom stall......if he's lucky.

[1stTimeCaller]

OK, I'm headed out with this in mind: (1)Be Proactive (2)Begin with the End in Mind (3)Put First Things First (4)Think Win-Win (5)Seek First to Understand, Then to Be Understood (6)Synergize (7)Sharpen the Saw

[OUinFLA]

Sometimes you have to take what you can get.


sometimes? I never looked at it that narrowly.

[OklahomaTrombone]

OK, I'm headed out with this in mind: (1)Be Proactive (2)Begin with the End in Mind (3)Put First Things First (4)Think Win-Win (5)Seek First to Understand, Then to Be Understood (6)Synergize (7)Sharpen the Saw


So you're trying to be Highly Effective.


:D

[OUinFLA]

OK, I'm headed out with this in mind: (1)Be Proactive (2)Begin with the End in Mind (3)Put First Things First (4)Think Win-Win (5)Seek First to Understand, Then to Be Understood (6)Synergize (7)Sharpen the Saw


(8) pound the puppy at home alone tonight.

[1stTimeCaller]

She wasn't by the copier but I founded her

1TC: That machine sure is lonely
Deb: <big smile> Well you might want to keep it company for me
1TC: No, it said that it really missed you
Deb: <bigger smile, flips hair> Well, maybe tomorrow
1TC: Uhhh is Lisa around?
Deb: No she left for the day.
1TC: Oh, are you going to be here tomorrow?
Deb: Yep
1TC: Alright
Deb: See you tomorrow.
1TC: Only if you're lucky
Deb: <smiles and shakes her head>

[OklahomaTrombone]

What was your end in mind?

[1stTimeCaller]

hers, that's why I nearly drooled on myself.

[colleyvillesooner]

She wasn't by the copier but I founded her

1TC: That machine sure is lonely
Deb: <big smile> Well you might want to keep it company for me
1TC: No, it said that it really missed you
Deb: <bigger smile, flips hair> Well, maybe tomorrow
1TC: Uhhh is Lisa around?
Deb: No she left for the day.
1TC: Oh, are you going to be here tomorrow?
Deb: Yep
1TC: Alright
Deb: See you tomorrow.
1TC: Only if you're lucky
Deb: <smiles and shakes her head>


You pu**y. :D

[mdklatt]

Deb: <smiles and shakes her head>

In. Like. Flynn.

I told you Keller girls were easy.

[Mjcpr]

Is Lisa hawt?

[JohnnyMack]

She wasn't by the copier but I founded her

1TC: That machine sure is lonely
Deb: <big smile> Well you might want to keep it company for me
1TC: No, it said that it really missed you
Deb: <bigger smile, flips hair> Well, maybe tomorrow
1TC: Uhhh is Lisa around?
Deb: No she left for the day.
1TC: Oh, are you going to be here tomorrow?
Deb: Yep
1TC: Alright
Deb: See you tomorrow.
1TC: Only if you're lucky
Deb: <smiles and shakes her head>

Nice moves Tommy Boy. Why didn't you ask her if she knew where the gym was? :rolleyes:

[colleyvillesooner]

In. Like. Flynn.

I told you Keller girls were easy.

Uh, dude, shaking the head is verbal for "no". ;)

[JohnnyMack]

Uh, dude, shaking the head is verbal for "restraining order". ;)

.

[frankensooner]

I thought you were going to ask her out!!!

Whatever you do, don't let it go into a friendship phase...ask her out!

[mdklatt]

Restraining orders are strictly PU.

post urination

[colleyvillesooner]

I thought you were going to ask her out!!!

Whatever you do, don't let it go into a friendship phase...ask her out!

Friends don't let friends **** on the carpet.

[Howzit]

Dude, you so had a "baloney in my pants" comment opportunity there and blew it...watch....

1TC: That machine sure is lonely
Deb: <big smile> Well you might want to keep it company for me
1TC: No, it said that it really missed you
Deb: <bigger smile, flips hair> Well, maybe tomorrow
1TC: Uhhh is Lisa around?
Deb: No she left for the day.
1TC: Oh, are you going to be here tomorrow?
Deb: Yep
1TC: Alright
Deb: See you tomorrow.
1TC: What you'll see is this baloney in my pants!!!!!1
Deb: <eyes glaze and licks lips wantonly>

see? No wonder you haven't scored.

[1stTimeCaller]

well I did walk in there sans shirt and holding a dumbell counting 1002, 1003, 1004.

Lisa is not even lukewarm.

Another office girl was right there so I couldn't be too smoove. Well I don't think it mattered that another coworker was there but it's a pretty good excuse.

[mdklatt]

Another office girl was right there so I couldn't be too smoove. Well I don't think it mattered that another coworker was there but it's a pretty good excuse.

The essence of being smoove (not that I am at all) is being smoove no matter who is around.

[OUinFLA]

well I did walk in there sans shirt and holding a dumbell counting 1002, 1003, 1004.

Lisa is not even lukewarm.

Another office girl was right there so I couldn't be too smoove. Well I don't think it mattered that another coworker was there but it's a pretty good excuse.


You missed your chance big time!

Hey! You two! Y'all into threesomes?

[mdklatt]

(7)Sharpen the Saw

This is like roughing up the suspect, right?

[1stTimeCaller]

This is like roughing up the suspect, right?

hell if I know. It's in OT's siggy but in my case, yes.

[JohnnyMack]

You should bring her some of your Jack Ingram CD's. That should make the panties drop.

[mdklatt]

hell if I know. It's in OT's siggy but in my case, yes.

I could make a case for 1-6 all being euphemisms for flogging the dolphin as well.

[1stTimeCaller]

You should bring her some of your Jack Ingram CD's. That should make the panties drop.That might be the smartest thing you have ever said in your life!!

I guess you guys will have to wait for part II tomorrow as I really can't go back in there today can I?

[Mjcpr]

How come when some people quote a post, they have somehow altered their name......like JM for JohnnyMack in 1TC's post above?

If you hit the quote button on the post, it automatically does it.....why would you take the extra step of altering it? This has me cornfused.

[colleyvillesooner]

How come when some people quote a post, they have somehow altered their name......like JM for JohnnyMack in 1TC's post above?

If you hit the quote button on the post, it automatically does it.....why would you take the extra step of altering it? This has me cornfused.

Huh?

[Mjcpr]

Huh?

Actually, that question was directed at some of our brighter posters.

Sorry you got lumped in.

:D

[1stTimeCaller]

How come when some people quote a post, they have somehow altered their name......like JM for JohnnyMack in 1TC's post above?

If you hit the quote button on the post, it automatically does it.....why would you take the extra step of altering it? This has me cornfused.


I forgot to hit the quote post button and did the quick reply but then I saw where mdklatt posted between my post and JM's so I copy & pasted then typed in =JM in the quote tags during the editing process

[Mjcpr]

I forgot to hit the quote post button and did the quick reply but then I saw where mdklatt posted between my post and JM's so I copy & pasted then typed in =JM in the quote tags
Ahhh.....I see. :)

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

[1stTimeCaller]

Actually, that question was directed at some of our brighter posters.

Sorry you got lumped in.

:D

sorry about that, CVS and I will be over here drawing pictures on the wall

[colleyvillesooner]

sorry about that, CVS and I will be over here drawing pictures on the wall

Hey, I got it. I changed his named to dumbass in the quote!!!

[BeetDigger]

Hey, I got it. I changed his named to dumbass in the quote!!!


You are what is referred to as "collateral damage".

:D

[1stTimeCaller]

OK guys, we need a plan for tomorrow.

[JohnnyMack]

OK guys, we need a plan for tomorrow.

Denim banana hammock, a Jack Ingram mix CD you'll make tonight and some Stetson cologne.

You're welcome.

[1stTimeCaller]

shoes?
tie dyed shirt?
svelte jacket?
Pom-Pon jacket?

[OUinFLA]

prayer

[pb4ou]

just don't go nekkid

[mdklatt]

shoes?
tie dyed shirt?
svelte jacket?
Pom-Pon jacket?

We've gone over this already. Keller girls dig blue and gold. And moccasins.

[1stTimeCaller]

We've gone over this already. Keller girls dig blue and gold. And moccasins.

aren't those poisionous?

[pb4ou]

only the black ones

[colleyvillesooner]

These are the most dangerous:

http://www.minnetonka-by-mail.com/ProductImages/men/driving/794_300.jpg

[1stTimeCaller]

I expect a well thought out plan to be posted on here when I log on at 7:45 tomorrow morning.

[pb4ou]

don't hold your breath

[1stTimeCaller]

if I score with this chick can I switch my avatar back? ;)

[pb4ou]

will need video proof

[1stTimeCaller]

will need video proof

even if I strike out?:eek:

[colleyvillesooner]

if I score with this chick can I switch my avatar back? ;)

no.

[pb4ou]

scoring does not consist of striking out.

[1stTimeCaller]

Dean the Dream give me a 30/80 chance of getting a date and 5/125 chance of scoring.

[pb4ou]

that well? Wow, Dean's slippin'

[OklahomaTrombone]

My Sig is the "Seven Habits of Highly Effective People" non-effective people.

[OUinFLA]

if I score with this chick can I switch my avatar back? ;)

Maybe.
Perhaps if you stay online and post before, and then after. (As noted by the 18 second time diffential)

[Tailwind]

My Sig is the "Seven Habits of Highly Effective People" non-effective people.
What is that bit about "sharpening the saw"? That scares me.:eek:

[OUinFLA]

What is that bit about "sharpening the saw"? That scares me.:eek:

Magicians do that all the time:
http://www.magicsantaclaus.com/magic%20santa%20claus/sawing.jpg

[OklahomaTrombone]

"Sharpen the Saw" - Effective people are involved in regular self-renewal and self-improvement in the physical, mental, social/emotional, and spiritual areas of their lives.


For 1tc - he could sharpen his social/emotional saw by actually nutting up and asking this girl out.

[BeetDigger]

"Sharpen the Saw" - Effective people are involved in regular self-renewal and self-improvement in the physical, mental, social/emotional, and spiritual areas of their lives.


For 1tc - he could sharpen his social/emotional saw by actually nutting up and asking this girl out.



Getting laid goes a long way toward keeping the Saw Sharp. :mack:

[Tailwind]

Ok, I get it now. Thanks. Good luck ITC. Getting laid also goes a long way toward a positive attitude.

[leftfield]

I wonder if this chick is on another message board talking about the guy at work who always flirts with her but won't ask her out.

[Oldnslo]

She wasn't by the copier but I founded her

1TC: That machine sure is lonely
Deb: <big smile> Well you might want to keep it company for me
1TC: No, it said that it really missed you
Deb: <bigger smile, flips hair> Well, maybe tomorrow
1TC: Uhhh is Lisa around?
Deb: No she left for the day.
1TC: Oh, are you going to be here tomorrow?
Deb: Yep
1TC: Alright
Deb: See you tomorrow.
1TC: Only if you're lucky
Deb: <smiles and shakes her head>
Remember Carl Yaztremski's last at-bat in an all-star game? Everyone in the stand just KNEW he was going to knock a big hit. The situation was prime.

Three pitched balls... and the bat was seemingly welded to his shoulder. Yaz walked back to the dugout with a K.

Dude, you Yaz'd out.

[JohnnyMack]

I wonder if this chick is on another message board talking about the guy at work who always flirts with her but won't ask her out.

http://www.antistalking.com/aboutstalkers.htm

[DCSooner]

What is that bit about "sharpening the saw"? That scares me.:eek:

sharpening the saw....check.

[mdklatt]

http://www.antistalking.com/aboutstalkers.htm

Stalking is just another way of saying "I love you so much that I have to know everything about you."

[TexasLidig8r]

5'8"... blonde... nice body... semi-intelligent.. BUT.. lives at home and is not involved with someone?????

That spells... TROUBLE with a capital.. well. .everything.

She's either:

A. Just been dumped by an old boyfriend and is still attempting to put back together the shattered pieces of her failed existence with her heart and soul being ripped apart by said former boyfried. If so, you get to be the strong shoulder to cry on... the "good friend" who is there for her in her time of need... on the other hand, you may score some good rebound sexuality escapades but be prepared for lots.. and lots. and lots, of.. drama, or

B. She has major grooming issues and no other man would touch her with a Wyoming Cowboy's johnson.

[GDC]

This thread is about chicks, not fags.^