I suck at naming characters

[proud gonzo]

but I know better than to ask you fools for suggestions. :P I am NOT naming my protagonist Deathspork McHumper

[Bama/OU]

Slaughterhouse McHumper maybe?

[crawfish]

You need to at least tell us what the story is about, so we can more directly aim our humorous suggestions. :)

[proud gonzo]

a chick moves to NYC. hilarity ensues. that's all you're getting, biznacho. ;)

[Mjcpr]

a chick moves to NYC. hilarity ensues. that's all you're getting, biznacho. ;)

The Mary Tyler Moore Show called. They want their premise back.

[crawfish]

a chick moves to NYC. hilarity ensues. that's all you're getting, biznacho. ;)

"ChickCosmoFan"

[crawfish]

Woody Allen called. He wants his premise back.

Fixed.

[Stanley1]

Mr. P

Welcome.

[SoonerInKCMO]

The Mary Tyler Moore Show called. They want their premise back.

Mary Tyler Moore was in Minneapolis, tardbilly. :D

[SoonerInKCMO]

a chick moves to NYC. hilarity ensues. that's all you're getting, biznacho. ;)

Funkeesha McSporksalot.

Bootylicious.

Faye Latio.

[OU-HSV]

How bout "Mrs. McHumper does NYC"...Oh wait I was thinking for the title, oh well.

[Mjcpr]

Mary Tyler Moore was in Minneapolis, tardbilly. :D
Yes I know, but the premise is the same.

Besides, I'm just doing this to annoy pg. :)

[Howzit]

Stanley Goobalot

[crawfish]

"ChickCosmoFan"

Reference to Cosmo Kramer, from Seinfeld.

For CSF. ;)

[Howzit]

Howzit Spoogealicious

[Stanley1]

Jane Sporkalicious?

[Stanley1]

Howzit Von Badhumper

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Where is she from, you want a name that tells her origins. Kathleen but in order to sound cooler when moving to NYC she changes it to Kat to sound hipper!

[ChickSoonerFan]

Reference to Cosmo Kramer, from Seinfeld.

For CSF. ;)

I wasn't sure if it was that cosmo or the drink .. a cosmo

Chick Cosmo Fan..she moves to NYC....becomes a cosmo fan...


nevermind

[Mjcpr]

Howzit Von Badhumper

James Dean was never as old as you are, doofus.

:D

[ChickSoonerFan]

Stanton Young Dean

:D

[Stanley1]

James Dean was never as old as you are, doofus.

:D

Heh.....I know, but I actually had somebody refer to me in that way, so I'm going with it.

[Mjcpr]

I wonder who it could've been?

[ChickSoonerFan]

Heh.....I know, but I actually had somebody refer to me in that way, so I'm going with it.

That is Mrs. Somebody to you.

[Stanley1]

I wonder who it could've been?

Not who you think, but she knows this person.

Besides, you know Chick calls me Godzilla. :cool:

[Mjcpr]

James Dean was never as old as you are, doofus.

:D

That reminds me of a thread I meant to start.......

[ChickSoonerFan]

I wonder who it could've been?


uuuhhhh


Not who you think...trust me.

[Stanley1]

uuuhhhh


Not who you think...trust me.

She's a smart lady.

[Mjcpr]

Heh.....I know, but I actually had somebody refer to me in that way, so I'm going with it.

I'm hearing "Staying Alive" as you walk down the street.

http://www.birdsnest.com/images/james_dean.jpg

[proud gonzo]

Where is she from, you want a name that tells her origins. Kathleen but in order to sound cooler when moving to NYC she changes it to Kat to sound hipper!

she's from the midwest/south. relatively small town. not too important, really.

[Mjcpr]

she's from the midwest/south. relatively small town. not too important, really.

You mean like Wichita?

[pb4ou]

Molly McFly :D

[proud gonzo]

You mean like Wichita?

no :P

[SoonerWood]

Jessie Brookson

[SoonerWood]

or Hottie McHawthawt

[proud gonzo]

you people are no help at all. Not that it matters much anyway. any inclination I had to actually be productive and write today has completely vanished. :(

[Mjcpr]

What was the question again?

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Mackenzie Porter


That way, everyone that knows her can call her "Mack." That makes you feel closer to the character since you know her nickname.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Oh wait, we're making up joke names.

IVANA HUMPALOT

[Mjcpr]

Alotta Fagina

[Al Gore]

Chloe Nicole......

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Poopy vonCrudBreath

[proud gonzo]

i hate you all

[Al Gore]

Chloe Nicole......PG.....I tried!!!!!!!!!!

[Mjcpr]

Okay, okay..........

Melissa Farmington

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Murphy TurdSanvich

[SoonerWood]

i hate you all

??? Jessie Brookson is pure GOLD I tell ya

[Mjcpr]

Jimmie Lou

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Okay, okay..........

Melissa Farmington

Melissa Johnson

[Mjcpr]

??? Jessie Brookson is pure GOLD I tell ya

Jessie is a dumb name for a girl.

Oh, wait........

[IB4OU2]

Fern Fritter.....that's kinda southern.

[OKC Sooner]

Fonda Peters

[proud gonzo]

Jessie is a dumb name for a girl.

Oh, wait........

bite me, turd face. :P

[Mjcpr]

bite me, turd face. :P

Well that wasn't very nice at all.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

bite me, turd face. :P

You're not very good at dialogue either.

You sure you wanna be a writer?

[proud gonzo]

really? it got some pretty good laughs over here

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

really? it got some pretty good laughs over here

Well, Mackenzie Porter would never call anyone, "turd face."

[SoonerBorn68]

Gonzo, how 'bout::

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

[Frozen Sooner]

but I know better than to ask you fools for suggestions. :P I am NOT naming my protagonist Deathspork McHumper

Best name for the main character ever was taken by Neal Stephenson.

Hiroaki Protagonist.

Hiro Protagonist.

GET IT?!?!?

Seriously, though, I thought that was pretty clever.

For yours?

Caitlin is suitably nondescript. Or you could go for some kind of weird symbolism. I'd need to more about the story before making a suggestion of that sort.

[SoonerWood]

Jessie is a dumb name for a girl.

Oh, wait........\

swoosh OMH

[LoyalFan]

Kitty Ann Litter? No?

Try Clementine Johndeere.

Still a no?

OK then, howzabout, hmmm...lemme cogitate...Eureka Swett?

STILL NO?

Dang!

Final Offer...Gonzita Proudhuffer.

[yermom]

Hootie McBoob it is

[BajaOklahoma]

D.S. Mackenzie.
Only uses her first initials, since she doesn't want to admit to Death Spork. If cornered, she admits to Debra Sue, but it's just a cover.
I like Beano's suggestion of Mackenzie, with it's optional abreviation of Mack. I was also thinking of honoring our admins with the last name - Owens, Earl, Bean for Beano, Dean......

[yermom]

D.S. Mackenzie.
Only uses her first initials, since she doesn't want to admit to Death Spork. If cornered, she admits to Debra Sue, but it's just a cover.
I like Beano's suggestion of Mackenzie, with it's optional abreviation of Mack. I was also thinking of honoring our admins with the last name - Owens, Earl, Bean for Beano, Dean......

:mack:

[Tailwind]

Valentine Painter

[crawfish]

Daisy Innocent.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Poop McPooperstein

[Stanley1]

Ronald. Ronald McDonald.

Surely there is a male character needing a name too.

[proud gonzo]

actually i haven't named any of my characters yet, but i think you're all doing enough damage just thinking up names for ONE.

[BajaOklahoma]

Hey! Mine was good!


:(

[Stanley1]

Hey! Mine was good!


:(

Pfft. :rolleyes:

;)

[BajaOklahoma]

Pfft. :rolleyes:




:P Jealous? :P