View Full Version : I suck at naming characters
proud gonzo
2/18/2006, 10:49 PM
but I know better than to ask you fools for suggestions. :P I am NOT naming my protagonist Deathspork McHumper
Bama/OU
2/18/2006, 10:51 PM
Slaughterhouse McHumper maybe?
crawfish
2/18/2006, 10:52 PM
You need to at least tell us what the story is about, so we can more directly aim our humorous suggestions. :)
proud gonzo
2/18/2006, 10:53 PM
a chick moves to NYC. hilarity ensues. that's all you're getting, biznacho. ;)
a chick moves to NYC. hilarity ensues. that's all you're getting, biznacho. ;)
The Mary Tyler Moore Show called. They want their premise back.
crawfish
2/18/2006, 10:56 PM
a chick moves to NYC. hilarity ensues. that's all you're getting, biznacho. ;)
"ChickCosmoFan"
crawfish
2/18/2006, 10:56 PM
Woody Allen called. He wants his premise back.
Fixed.
Stanley1
2/18/2006, 11:00 PM
Mr. P
Welcome.
SoonerInKCMO
2/18/2006, 11:00 PM
The Mary Tyler Moore Show called. They want their premise back.
Mary Tyler Moore was in Minneapolis, tardbilly. :D
SoonerInKCMO
2/18/2006, 11:03 PM
a chick moves to NYC. hilarity ensues. that's all you're getting, biznacho. ;)
Funkeesha McSporksalot.
Bootylicious.
Faye Latio.
OU-HSV
2/18/2006, 11:03 PM
How bout "Mrs. McHumper does NYC"...Oh wait I was thinking for the title, oh well.
Mary Tyler Moore was in Minneapolis, tardbilly. :D
Yes I know, but the premise is the same.
Besides, I'm just doing this to annoy pg. :)
Howzit
2/18/2006, 11:04 PM
Stanley Goobalot
crawfish
2/18/2006, 11:05 PM
"ChickCosmoFan"
Reference to Cosmo Kramer, from Seinfeld.
For CSF. ;)
Howzit
2/18/2006, 11:05 PM
Howzit Spoogealicious
Stanley1
2/18/2006, 11:05 PM
Jane Sporkalicious?
Stanley1
2/18/2006, 11:06 PM
Howzit Von Badhumper
Gandalf_The_Grey
2/18/2006, 11:07 PM
Where is she from, you want a name that tells her origins. Kathleen but in order to sound cooler when moving to NYC she changes it to Kat to sound hipper!
ChickSoonerFan
2/18/2006, 11:08 PM
Reference to Cosmo Kramer, from Seinfeld.
For CSF. ;)
I wasn't sure if it was that cosmo or the drink .. a cosmo
Chick Cosmo Fan..she moves to NYC....becomes a cosmo fan...
nevermind
Howzit Von Badhumper
James Dean was never as old as you are, doofus.
:D
ChickSoonerFan
2/18/2006, 11:09 PM
Stanton Young Dean
:D
Stanley1
2/18/2006, 11:11 PM
James Dean was never as old as you are, doofus.
:D
Heh.....I know, but I actually had somebody refer to me in that way, so I'm going with it.
I wonder who it could've been?
ChickSoonerFan
2/18/2006, 11:12 PM
Heh.....I know, but I actually had somebody refer to me in that way, so I'm going with it.
That is Mrs. Somebody to you.
Stanley1
2/18/2006, 11:12 PM
I wonder who it could've been?
Not who you think, but she knows this person.
Besides, you know Chick calls me Godzilla. :cool:
James Dean was never as old as you are, doofus.
:D
That reminds me of a thread I meant to start.......
ChickSoonerFan
2/18/2006, 11:13 PM
I wonder who it could've been?
uuuhhhh
Not who you think...trust me.
Stanley1
2/18/2006, 11:14 PM
uuuhhhh
Not who you think...trust me.
She's a smart lady.
Heh.....I know, but I actually had somebody refer to me in that way, so I'm going with it.
I'm hearing "Staying Alive" as you walk down the street.
http://www.birdsnest.com/images/james_dean.jpg
proud gonzo
2/18/2006, 11:40 PM
Where is she from, you want a name that tells her origins. Kathleen but in order to sound cooler when moving to NYC she changes it to Kat to sound hipper!
she's from the midwest/south. relatively small town. not too important, really.
she's from the midwest/south. relatively small town. not too important, really.
You mean like Wichita?
proud gonzo
2/18/2006, 11:43 PM
You mean like Wichita?
no :P
SoonerWood
2/18/2006, 11:43 PM
Jessie Brookson
SoonerWood
2/18/2006, 11:44 PM
or Hottie McHawthawt
proud gonzo
2/18/2006, 11:46 PM
you people are no help at all. Not that it matters much anyway. any inclination I had to actually be productive and write today has completely vanished. :(
What was the question again?
Beano's Fourth Chin
2/18/2006, 11:49 PM
Mackenzie Porter
That way, everyone that knows her can call her "Mack." That makes you feel closer to the character since you know her nickname.
Beano's Fourth Chin
2/18/2006, 11:49 PM
Oh wait, we're making up joke names.
IVANA HUMPALOT
Al Gore
2/18/2006, 11:51 PM
Chloe Nicole......
Beano's Fourth Chin
2/18/2006, 11:52 PM
Poopy vonCrudBreath
proud gonzo
2/18/2006, 11:52 PM
i hate you all
Al Gore
2/18/2006, 11:53 PM
Chloe Nicole......PG.....I tried!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, okay..........
Melissa Farmington
Beano's Fourth Chin
2/18/2006, 11:54 PM
Murphy TurdSanvich
SoonerWood
2/18/2006, 11:54 PM
i hate you all
??? Jessie Brookson is pure GOLD I tell ya
Beano's Fourth Chin
2/18/2006, 11:55 PM
Okay, okay..........
Melissa Farmington
Melissa Johnson
??? Jessie Brookson is pure GOLD I tell ya
Jessie is a dumb name for a girl.
Oh, wait........
IB4OU2
2/18/2006, 11:58 PM
Fern Fritter.....that's kinda southern.
OKC Sooner
2/19/2006, 12:09 AM
Fonda Peters
proud gonzo
2/19/2006, 12:22 AM
Jessie is a dumb name for a girl.
Oh, wait........
bite me, turd face. :P
bite me, turd face. :P
Well that wasn't very nice at all.
Beano's Fourth Chin
2/19/2006, 12:33 AM
bite me, turd face. :P
You're not very good at dialogue either.
You sure you wanna be a writer?
proud gonzo
2/19/2006, 12:35 AM
really? it got some pretty good laughs over here
Beano's Fourth Chin
2/19/2006, 01:08 AM
really? it got some pretty good laughs over here
Well, Mackenzie Porter would never call anyone, "turd face."
SoonerBorn68
2/19/2006, 01:20 AM
Gonzo, how 'bout::
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
Frozen Sooner
2/19/2006, 01:32 AM
but I know better than to ask you fools for suggestions. :P I am NOT naming my protagonist Deathspork McHumper
Best name for the main character ever was taken by Neal Stephenson.
Hiroaki Protagonist.
Hiro Protagonist.
GET IT?!?!?
Seriously, though, I thought that was pretty clever.
For yours?
Caitlin is suitably nondescript. Or you could go for some kind of weird symbolism. I'd need to more about the story before making a suggestion of that sort.
SoonerWood
2/19/2006, 01:40 AM
Jessie is a dumb name for a girl.
Oh, wait........\
swoosh OMH
LoyalFan
2/19/2006, 04:38 AM
Kitty Ann Litter? No?
Try Clementine Johndeere.
Still a no?
OK then, howzabout, hmmm...lemme cogitate...Eureka Swett?
STILL NO?
Dang!
Final Offer...Gonzita Proudhuffer.
yermom
2/19/2006, 05:03 AM
Hootie McBoob it is
BajaOklahoma
2/19/2006, 08:57 AM
D.S. Mackenzie.
Only uses her first initials, since she doesn't want to admit to Death Spork. If cornered, she admits to Debra Sue, but it's just a cover.
I like Beano's suggestion of Mackenzie, with it's optional abreviation of Mack. I was also thinking of honoring our admins with the last name - Owens, Earl, Bean for Beano, Dean......
yermom
2/19/2006, 11:24 AM
D.S. Mackenzie.
Only uses her first initials, since she doesn't want to admit to Death Spork. If cornered, she admits to Debra Sue, but it's just a cover.
I like Beano's suggestion of Mackenzie, with it's optional abreviation of Mack. I was also thinking of honoring our admins with the last name - Owens, Earl, Bean for Beano, Dean......
:mack:
Tailwind
2/19/2006, 02:11 PM
Valentine Painter
crawfish
2/19/2006, 02:20 PM
Daisy Innocent.
OklahomaTrombone
2/19/2006, 02:46 PM
Poop McPooperstein
Stanley1
2/19/2006, 02:56 PM
Ronald. Ronald McDonald.
Surely there is a male character needing a name too.
proud gonzo
2/19/2006, 02:58 PM
actually i haven't named any of my characters yet, but i think you're all doing enough damage just thinking up names for ONE.
BajaOklahoma
2/19/2006, 03:06 PM
Hey! Mine was good!
:(
Stanley1
2/19/2006, 03:32 PM
Hey! Mine was good!
:(
Pfft. :rolleyes:
;)
BajaOklahoma
2/19/2006, 04:32 PM
Pfft. :rolleyes:
:P Jealous? :P
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