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Soonrboy
2/18/2006, 08:58 PM
don't they know how to drive on the ice?

OklahomaTuba
2/18/2006, 09:00 PM
No. But they know how to swim.

Soonrboy
2/18/2006, 09:02 PM
so the ponds are going to be frozen, they can't baptize?

Widescreen
2/18/2006, 09:17 PM
Where did you get this tidbit of information?

GottaHavePride
2/18/2006, 09:29 PM
They're weak in their faith? Not trusting that God will get them safely to church?

walkoffsooner
2/18/2006, 09:31 PM
Once saved always saved we can miss and still go to heaven.

Okla-homey
2/18/2006, 09:42 PM
don't they know how to drive on the ice?

Brilliant! That's cuz 90% of churches in OK are some species of Baptist -- that includes United Methodist's too. They're really Baptists but they won't admit it.;)

(The remaining 10% of closed churches are all the rest.)

Soonrboy
2/18/2006, 10:16 PM
Where did you get this tidbit of information?
On TV, they are listing the churches that aren't having services tomorrow. The large majority of them are first baptist churches. Must have been a district level decision.

Jimminy Crimson
2/18/2006, 10:27 PM
Brilliant! That's cuz 90% of churches in OK are some species of Baptist -- that includes United Methodist's too. They're really Baptists but they won't admit it.;)

The dancin, drinkin Babdists! :cool:

Stanley1
2/18/2006, 10:31 PM
Easy now fella's.