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skycat
2/17/2006, 06:16 PM
This guy is a true pioneer.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
Although, I'm not fond of his choice of font.
salth2o
2/17/2006, 06:19 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62694
soonerbrat
2/17/2006, 06:22 PM
she actually married the guy?
what an idiot.
skycat
2/17/2006, 06:25 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62694
Huh, did a search and everything.
sanantoniosooner
2/17/2006, 06:30 PM
Huh, did a search and everything.
that search feature just kept me from posting the nose biter dude.
Okieflyer
2/17/2006, 06:30 PM
What a dweeb! I don't know which one dumber, him or her. But at least she didn't sign it.
salth2o
2/17/2006, 06:35 PM
Huh, did a search and everything.
Nope. I read the forum earlier today and noticed it.
soonerbrat
2/17/2006, 06:36 PM
whoever started the first thread deleted the link.
mdklatt
2/17/2006, 06:38 PM
All skirt will be no lower than two inches below the knee (unless it's for Church)
What a guy. :D
skycat
2/17/2006, 06:40 PM
Nope. I read the forum earlier today and noticed it.
Sorry, I meant that I did a search before posting.
Don't hire me to do research.
mdklatt
2/17/2006, 06:44 PM
[your carpeting] will measure no greater than 20" x 10"
:eek:
skycat
2/17/2006, 06:46 PM
:eek:
I kinda assumed that there were supposed to be decimals before each of those zeroes.
If not: :eek::eek::eek:
mdklatt
2/17/2006, 06:48 PM
I kinda assumed that there were supposed to be decimals before each of those zeroes.
Maybe so. The decimals are hard to see.
Maybe so. The decimals are hard to see.
It's because of all the hair.
skycat
2/17/2006, 06:52 PM
Maybe so. The decimals are hard to see.
I do appreciate his accuracy. You wouldn't want to allow rounding error in a case like that.
BeetDigger
2/17/2006, 06:59 PM
I do appreciate his accuracy. You wouldn't want to allow rounding error in a case like that.
Yeah, 20" by 10" seemed kind of at odds with all of the other requests.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/17/2006, 10:32 PM
Fa-reek! Of course someone dumb enough to marry someone like that deserves to be kidnapped.
20" x 10" is a BIG rug.. 200 square inches of carpet
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/17/2006, 10:39 PM
It's not like he's some hottie or anything. I bet he doesn't manscape.
BeetDigger
2/17/2006, 10:53 PM
It's not like he's some hottie or anything. I bet he doesn't manscape.
True. But none the less, 200 sq. in. is more than any person should be subjected to. Hell, I'd need a guide dog to find my way out.:eek:
Octavian
2/17/2006, 11:02 PM
True. But none the less, 200 sq. in. is more than any person should be subjected to. Hell, I'd need a guide dog to find my way out.:eek:
out or in? ;)
mdklatt
2/17/2006, 11:03 PM
I bet he doesn't manscape.
20" x 10"
That's not something he expects out of her either. :eek:
mdklatt
2/17/2006, 11:05 PM
20" x 10" is a BIG rug.. 200 square inches of carpet
And 1/3" long: 66.7 cubic inches of carpet. That's not just a bush, that's a bush league.
I think the contract should've mentioned 'vaginal slit' more often.
For the purpose of maintaining your bush league, it can serve as a constant marker. Kind of like the north star.
Stanley1
2/17/2006, 11:09 PM
Anybody know where I can get a copy of that contract? Think it needs to be notarized(sp)?
mdklatt
2/17/2006, 11:09 PM
I think the contract should've mentioned 'vaginal slit' more often.
I prefer po-po.
Stanley1
2/17/2006, 11:11 PM
I prefer po-po.
Not nu-nu?
BeetDigger
2/17/2006, 11:20 PM
I prefer po-po.
Actually, Cooter is the preferred term.
proud gonzo
2/17/2006, 11:22 PM
I would kill that guy. In fact, I'd like to meet him so I could kick him in the junk. if he has any.
mdklatt
2/17/2006, 11:23 PM
Not nu-nu?
That's pretty good, too.
mdklatt
2/17/2006, 11:25 PM
I would kill that guy. In fact, I'd like to meet him so I could kick him in the junk. if he has any.
Somebody's not gonna get any GBDs with an attitude like that.
Octavian
2/17/2006, 11:41 PM
Actually, Cooter is the preferred term.
nothing beats the classic term
but "nan" is sorta funny
soonerbrat
2/18/2006, 11:24 AM
waitasec...did AG write that contract?
Stanley1
2/18/2006, 11:25 AM
Somebody's not gonna get any GBDs with an attitude like that.
heh
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/18/2006, 11:36 AM
Well at least he cares about her well being. He lets her sleep.
ChickSoonerFan
2/18/2006, 12:10 PM
Not nu-nu?
Quit. Stealing. My. Stuff.
;)
ChickSoonerFan
2/18/2006, 12:11 PM
I would kill that guy. In fact, I'd like to meet him so I could kick him in the junk. if he has any.
I think you just figured it out...he has no junk.
Therefore his insecurities make him over-compsensate to the point of being a complete and total jack***.
Stanley1
2/18/2006, 12:13 PM
Quit. Stealing. My. Stuff.
;)
Was wating for you to show up. :D
ChickSoonerFan
2/18/2006, 12:21 PM
Was wating for you to show up. :D
:)
You knew that would get my attention.
Hey you two, get a room. Heh, that's right you already did!!!!!
http://x7.putfile.com/2/4710344579.gif (http://www.putfile.com)
Dood is a sick, woman-hating, control freak.
Taxman71
5/1/2006, 01:55 PM
Looks like the original guy was beaten to the punch by this dude:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0501061contract1.html
IronSooner
5/1/2006, 02:14 PM
Hair pulling and timeouts for mild punishment...who exactly is going to assess those, a 13 year old redneck girl?
Cooter Finger
5/1/2006, 02:35 PM
Actually, Cooter is the preferred term.
Uhh... ...I agree?
Tear Down This Wall
5/1/2006, 03:02 PM
I'm going to try this section on my wife...
"When we are at home, and alone as a family you will be naked within 20 minutes of the kids being in bed...."
TheHumanAlphabet
5/1/2006, 03:44 PM
Looks like an old Star Trek font...
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