Marital Contract

[skycat]

This guy is a true pioneer.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

Although, I'm not fond of his choice of font.

[salth2o]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62694

[soonerbrat]

she actually married the guy?

what an idiot.

[skycat]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62694

Huh, did a search and everything.

[sanantoniosooner]

Huh, did a search and everything.
that search feature just kept me from posting the nose biter dude.

[Okieflyer]

What a dweeb! I don't know which one dumber, him or her. But at least she didn't sign it.

[salth2o]

Huh, did a search and everything.

Nope. I read the forum earlier today and noticed it.

[soonerbrat]

whoever started the first thread deleted the link.

[mdklatt]

All skirt will be no lower than two inches below the knee (unless it's for Church)

What a guy. :D

[skycat]

Nope. I read the forum earlier today and noticed it.

Sorry, I meant that I did a search before posting.

Don't hire me to do research.

[mdklatt]

[your carpeting] will measure no greater than 20" x 10"

:eek:

[skycat]

:eek:

I kinda assumed that there were supposed to be decimals before each of those zeroes.

If not: :eek::eek::eek:

[mdklatt]

I kinda assumed that there were supposed to be decimals before each of those zeroes.



Maybe so. The decimals are hard to see.

[Mjcpr]

Maybe so. The decimals are hard to see.

It's because of all the hair.

[skycat]

Maybe so. The decimals are hard to see.

I do appreciate his accuracy. You wouldn't want to allow rounding error in a case like that.

[BeetDigger]

I do appreciate his accuracy. You wouldn't want to allow rounding error in a case like that.


Yeah, 20" by 10" seemed kind of at odds with all of the other requests.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Fa-reek! Of course someone dumb enough to marry someone like that deserves to be kidnapped.

[Jerk]

20" x 10" is a BIG rug.. 200 square inches of carpet

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

It's not like he's some hottie or anything. I bet he doesn't manscape.

[BeetDigger]

It's not like he's some hottie or anything. I bet he doesn't manscape.


True. But none the less, 200 sq. in. is more than any person should be subjected to. Hell, I'd need a guide dog to find my way out.:eek:

[Octavian]

True. But none the less, 200 sq. in. is more than any person should be subjected to. Hell, I'd need a guide dog to find my way out.:eek:

out or in? ;)

[mdklatt]

I bet he doesn't manscape.

20" x 10"

That's not something he expects out of her either. :eek:

[mdklatt]

20" x 10" is a BIG rug.. 200 square inches of carpet

And 1/3" long: 66.7 cubic inches of carpet. That's not just a bush, that's a bush league.

[Mjcpr]

I think the contract should've mentioned 'vaginal slit' more often.

For the purpose of maintaining your bush league, it can serve as a constant marker. Kind of like the north star.

[Stanley1]

Anybody know where I can get a copy of that contract? Think it needs to be notarized(sp)?

[mdklatt]

I think the contract should've mentioned 'vaginal slit' more often.



I prefer po-po.

[Stanley1]

I prefer po-po.

Not nu-nu?

[BeetDigger]

I prefer po-po.


Actually, Cooter is the preferred term.

[proud gonzo]

I would kill that guy. In fact, I'd like to meet him so I could kick him in the junk. if he has any.

[mdklatt]

Not nu-nu?

That's pretty good, too.

[mdklatt]

I would kill that guy. In fact, I'd like to meet him so I could kick him in the junk. if he has any.

Somebody's not gonna get any GBDs with an attitude like that.

[Octavian]

Actually, Cooter is the preferred term.

nothing beats the classic term

but "nan" is sorta funny

[soonerbrat]

waitasec...did AG write that contract?

[Stanley1]

Somebody's not gonna get any GBDs with an attitude like that.

heh

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Well at least he cares about her well being. He lets her sleep.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Not nu-nu?

Quit. Stealing. My. Stuff.


;)

[ChickSoonerFan]

I would kill that guy. In fact, I'd like to meet him so I could kick him in the junk. if he has any.

I think you just figured it out...he has no junk.

Therefore his insecurities make him over-compsensate to the point of being a complete and total jack***.

[Stanley1]

Quit. Stealing. My. Stuff.


;)

Was wating for you to show up. :D

[ChickSoonerFan]

Was wating for you to show up. :D

:)

You knew that would get my attention.

[pb4ou]

Hey you two, get a room. Heh, that's right you already did!!!!!

http://x7.putfile.com/2/4710344579.gif (http://www.putfile.com)

[Rogue]

Dood is a sick, woman-hating, control freak.

[Taxman71]

Looks like the original guy was beaten to the punch by this dude:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0501061contract1.html

[IronSooner]

Hair pulling and timeouts for mild punishment...who exactly is going to assess those, a 13 year old redneck girl?

[Cooter Finger]

Actually, Cooter is the preferred term.
Uhh... ...I agree?

[Tear Down This Wall]

I'm going to try this section on my wife...

"When we are at home, and alone as a family you will be naked within 20 minutes of the kids being in bed...."

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Looks like an old Star Trek font...