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OUDoc
2/17/2006, 02:11 PM
The Stanford University tree has been toppled for being drunk on the job.

The student wearing the costume of the legendary mascot was suspended from duty after UC Berkeley police observed her drinking from a flask during a Stanford-Cal basketball game last week, officials said Thursday.

"She was taking drinks inside the tree,'' said Kevin Klintworth, assistant athletic director at Cal. "The officers could see the flask through the costume.''

Erin Lashnits, 23, a fifth-year undergraduate biology student, was given a breath test shortly after halftime of the Feb. 9 game at Haas Pavilion. Authorities said the test showed she had a blood alcohol level of 0.15 percent, nearly twice the legal limit for driving. She was cited for public drunkenness and told to leave the court but was allowed to watch the rest of the game from the grandstand.

Lashnits acknowledged that she was intoxicated but denied that she had a flask or that she had been drinking during the game.

"I apologize,'' she said. "I made a bad decision, and I wish I could take it back.''

The defrocked tree, who plans to apply to become an astronaut and hopes one day to walk on the moon, said she could not believe the results of the breath test.

"I don't think these things lie, but I felt fine, and I was certainly able to do my job,'' she said. "I'd like to put this whole thing behind me. The last thing I want to do is hurt the Stanford band.''

The band oversees the tree. Spokesman Sam Urmy said the incident began as a misunderstanding when Lashnits began prancing in the middle of the court, as she is allowed to do at Stanford, instead of confining her routines to under the basket, as Cal requires. That's when officers began observing her more closely, Urmy said.

"She wasn't doing anything offensive,'' Urmy said. "She was just jumping and dancing. The tree's movement is usually consistent with that of someone who's had something to drink.''

The imbibing tree violated the terms of the band's three-year alcohol ban, which Stanford administrators imposed after band members got drunk on a notorious bus ride home from a USC football game in Los Angeles in 2003.

Urmy said the band would be picking a new tree next month. He said the band had relieved the tree of duty on its own accord, before the university took action.

"We wanted to take care of this ourselves,'' he said. "It's not that big a deal.''
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/02/17/BAG9UHAELT1.DTL

Maybe she was related to DC's trees.

The tree's movement is usually consistent with that of someone who's had something to drink.:D

Pieces Hit
2/17/2006, 02:14 PM
I got wood while reading this.
Gotta go, I'm board.

TUSooner
2/17/2006, 02:17 PM
I'm glad to see they nipped the problem in the bud before the controversy splintered the band.

mdklatt
2/17/2006, 02:20 PM
Drink. Dress like a tree. Go to jail.

IB4OU2
2/17/2006, 02:23 PM
I'm glad she didn't get hit by a white 2006 Durango with oSu tags...........

Howzit
2/17/2006, 02:25 PM
Does the Stanford mascot have to carry a large phloem finger?

fadada1
2/17/2006, 02:28 PM
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/3783/stanford3nk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/5206/sigmund0nq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

seperated at birth???

Oldnslo
2/17/2006, 02:29 PM
wooden you know it to knot drink on the job?

OUstudent4life
2/17/2006, 02:33 PM
You'd think someone with deep roots in tradition wood know better than to go out on a limb like that...knock on wood.

If she fell, her arse would be acorn.

I got nuthin.

Pieces Hit
2/17/2006, 02:35 PM
I'll bet she pines for the good old days before they nailed her.
What a sap.

Oldnslo
2/17/2006, 02:36 PM
Aw, leaf the poor girl alone. It's not like she's trying to coach Aggie Basketball.

Pieces Hit
2/17/2006, 02:38 PM
Don't bark at me you nut.

crawfish
2/17/2006, 02:40 PM
I'd love to see a drunk DC with a sawz-all at a Stanford game.

Pieces Hit
2/17/2006, 02:43 PM
I'm stumped for more material but that makes me no less of a stud.

KC//CRIMSON
2/17/2006, 02:49 PM
Did she succumbed to temptation?:eddie:

BeetDigger
2/17/2006, 02:58 PM
The defrocked tree, who plans to apply to become an astronaut and hopes one day to walk on the moon, said she could not believe the results of the breath test.



Defrocked tree. Heh.

$20 says this girl shows up in a future Girls Gone Wild video.

mdklatt
2/17/2006, 03:02 PM
$20 says this girl shows up in a future Girls Gone Wild video.

Is she hawt?

fadada1
2/17/2006, 03:05 PM
Is she hawt?
drunk girl in a tree outfit - going to stanford... want's to be a spaceman.

i'm thinking the odds are stacked against her.

mdklatt
2/17/2006, 03:08 PM
drunk girl in a tree outfit - going to stanford... want's to be a spaceman.

i'm thinking the odds are stacked against her.


Yeah, probably so.

skycat
2/17/2006, 03:13 PM
If not, here would be your chance to live that Evil Dead fantasy.

Oldnslo
2/17/2006, 03:50 PM
I was sure the "aggie basketball" thing would get more play. :( That was COMEDY GOLD, people!

Y'all must be barking up the wrong tree.

Howzit
2/17/2006, 04:04 PM
'Cause, see, phloem sounds kinda like foam...

Howzit
2/17/2006, 04:05 PM
..and phloem is also a part of a tree...

Howzit
2/17/2006, 04:06 PM
..and some fans use big foam fingers...

mdklatt
2/17/2006, 04:07 PM
..and phloem is also a part of a tree...

Whatever you say, Johnny Appleseed.

Howzit
2/17/2006, 04:10 PM
Science puns are obviously lost on you cretins.

Like the time my physics/baseball/quarked bat got no play.

that still stings, y'know...

skycat
2/17/2006, 04:19 PM
Science puns are obviously lost on you cretins.

Like the time my physics/baseball/quarked bat got no play.

that still stings, y'know...

I made a local minima joke at lunch that got laughs.

Talk about comedy gold...

OUDoc
2/17/2006, 04:22 PM
Science puns are obviously lost on you cretins.

Like the time my physics/baseball/quarked bat got no play.

that still stings, y'know...
Someone needs less estrogen supplements.

Pricetag
2/17/2006, 04:27 PM
drunk girl in a tree outfit - going to stanford... want's to be a spaceman.

i'm thinking the odds are stacked against her.
That's not to mention that the tree is overseen by the band.

TUSooner
2/17/2006, 04:28 PM
..and phloem is also a part of a tree...
You takes your chances when you make wisecracks that require a dictionary. ;)

TUSooner
2/17/2006, 04:30 PM
drunk girl in a tree outfit - going to stanford... want's to be a spaceman.

i'm thinking the odds are stacked against her.

I dunno , seems like she's half-way there without ever leaving the ground.

Howzit
2/17/2006, 04:41 PM
I made a local minima joke at lunch that got laughs.

Talk about comedy gold...

[slaps repeatedly]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1
[/slaps repeatedly]

OUDoc
2/17/2006, 04:50 PM
[slaps repeatedly]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1
[/slaps repeatedly]
Stop, you'll go blind.

skycat
2/17/2006, 04:51 PM
[slaps repeatedly]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1
[/slaps repeatedly]

Told ya'.

AllAboutThe'O'
2/17/2006, 05:37 PM
That's not to mention that the tree is overseen by the band.
Would you really trust this group in the first place?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/1997/10/15/MN69409.DTL

jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
2/17/2006, 05:42 PM
man, what would notre dame do to one of those danish cartoonists?

AllAboutThe'O'
2/17/2006, 05:46 PM
And more info on the tree's "bosses":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_Band
I heard about some of the controversies in the past, but I never heard about them performing during the O.J. trial.