The Nazis Were Bad Mofos

[Pieces Hit]

But you must admit they were snappy dressers.


http://www.maebrussell.com/Mae%20Brussell%20Articles/Nazi%201.gif


http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/uniforms4/Polizei-parade-shako_small.jpg


http://hsgm.free.fr/recent/nazi.jpg


http://www.axishistory.com/fileadmin/user_upload/h/hitler-in-white.jpg


I bet they wouldna got so far in just matching t-shirts.

[fadada1]

But you must admit they were snappy dressers.

i suppose... in an "exterminate all non blonde hair, blue eye" people sort of way.

[Pieces Hit]

You spose they kept a whole platoon of sensitive fashion designers in a basement somewhere?

[fadada1]

You spose they kept a whole platoon of sensitive fashion designers in a basement somewhere?
special guest of joey mengele.

[Pieces Hit]

I can hear them now in a lisping German accent:

"Oh this just screams of domination."

[SeattleOUstudent]

Agreed...they were snazzy.

[Pieces Hit]

No one got the dress memo that day and the Fuhrer was livid...

http://www.axishistory.com/fileadmin/user_upload/g/goring-keitel-donitz-himmler-hitler.jpg

[fadada1]

stupid krauts.


wait, my heritage is kraut. in fact, before my people came over from the fatherland, our last name was spelled FUHR. scary thing, i'm totally serious.

[Pieces Hit]

Adolf taking a day off:

http://www.axishistory.com/fileadmin/user_upload/h/hitler-lederhosen.gif

[SeattleOUstudent]

RED X CITY!

[Pieces Hit]

I see em here...

[jkm, the stolen pifwafwi]

did you know a british company supplied them with their uniforms?

[Pieces Hit]

Get out of town!

[fadada1]

did you know a british company supplied them with their uniforms?
"tea, crumpets, and nazi uniforms, inc..."

[jkm, the stolen pifwafwi]

Get out of town!

that worked once, it won't work again

[Pieces Hit]

And the freaking Swiss were raking in all their ill-gotten gains AND manufacturing weapons.

Neutral my butt.

[jkm, the stolen pifwafwi]

all this and no mention of IBM?

[yermom]

it was awesome when all those guys blew up on the Death Star

[Pieces Hit]

"all this and no mention of IBM?"

What did THEY do??

[TUSooner]

You also have to admire their dedication, perseverance, and skill!

NOT REALLY. I was being satyrical, or sarcastic, or ironical, or sardonic, or something. Somebody get me a dictionary!

[Pieces Hit]

They were all of those things though.
Too bad all that energy was wasted on a nut.

[fadada1]

They were all of those things though.
Too bad all that energy was wasted on a nut.
yep. too bad he was a loon. seeing the old footage of his speeches... dude spoke with a ton of passion. no wonder he got so many people to follow his screwed up ideals - they were mesmerized.

[LoyalFan]

They also had great songs. Here, for example, is "Panzerlied", their official tankers' song.
One version is from the movie "Battle of The Bulge" and the other by just some good ol' boyz.
We used to sing this when marching to the tank park or when drinking in a German club. They loved it!

Their Pzkw MkV, "Panther", designed to defeat the Russki T-34, was the best panzerkampfwagen of WWTwice.

http://exordio.com/1939-1945/Sounds/panzerlied.html
http://members.tripod.com/~dietmagic/panther.html

Dot vill be alles!
Pfann, L.
PanzerOffizier, Emeritus

[jkm, the stolen pifwafwi]

http://www.ibmandtheholocaust.com/

[OklahomaTuba]

http://www.ibmandtheholocaust.com/
Dick Cheney was the CEO I bet.

[GDC]

They also had nice hangouts in the Alps, accessible only by an elevator blasted into the middle of the mountain.

http://fcit.usf.edu/holocaust/photos/eagle/eagle13.jpg

[fadada1]

They also had nice pads in the Alps, accessible only by an elevator blasted into the middle of the mountain.

well, something worth doing is worth doing right.

[GDC]

ttt