I need a sign suggestion

[handcrafted]

The seat pooper is at it again. Can anybody suggest an appropriate sign to place in the bathroom? I know it has to be somebody who works here, because this particular room of resting is not accessible to the public.

[colleyvillesooner]

can you recap please?

[NormanPride]

Try: "Stop pooping on the seat."

YWIA

[proud gonzo]

ewwwww

[Hatfield]

the sign should be written in poo.

regardless of what is said on the sign.

[Mjcpr]

When I was a kid, our neighbors had a pool. They had a sign that said "We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool".

I've been trying to work with that but I haven't come up with anything to fit your situation just yet.

[critical_phil]

i'd make it my personal business to monitor all comings and goings of the usual supsects, taking special care to monitor said seat after each use.


upon identifying the perp, i would sh!t in his cubicle.

[handcrafted]

can you recap please?

An individual, or individuals, in my workplace appear to be fond of doing their business in "hover mode", or as some term it, "squatting". This activity creates a tendency for fecal matter to be deposited on the seat of the toilet, as opposed to its proper location. This has occurred 4 times within the last few months.

Until now I have been tolerant and simply adjourned *my* business to the facilities on a different floor. However, there are not that many from which to choose. I am therefore seeking a more direct approach.

[handcrafted]

Try: "Stop pooping on the seat."

YWIA

Well, that has the advantage of being practical, but given the scatological predilections of the SO, I *was* hoping for something with a little more panache. :)

[Hatfield]

When I was a kid, our neighbors had a pool. They had a sign that said "We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool".

I've been trying to work with that but I haven't come up with anything to fit your situation just yet.


I am fond of the:

Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no "p" in it....let's keep it that way.

[handcrafted]

i'd make it my personal business to monitor all comings and goings of the usual supsects, taking special care to monitor said seat after each use.


upon identifying the perp, i would sh!t in his cubicle.

I smell an x10 camera purchase in the offing...

[RacerX]

Don't panache on the seat.

[OklahomaTrombone]

When I find out who is ****ting on the terlet, I'm gonna **** you in the ***.

[SoonerWood]

"Welcome to the 'per', as you can see, there is no 'crap' on it, so lets keep it that way."

[Jerk]

As a good liberal, you should put "please refrain from misusing our facilities. You're hurting our feelings"

I'd put: "You sh*t on the seat again, I'm going to blow your head off with a 12 guage"

[sanantoniosooner]

IN not ON

Try it.

[bigdsooner]

HEY MUTHER FUC*ER, DONT SH!T ON THE TOILET SEAT

[chriscappel]

http://firstsign.com/images/no_dumping.gif

[Okla-homey]

3:1 he's the office fat bastage.

Just confront the guy who works in your office who's bootay is so big it would be tough for him to be seated and have his "fecal outflow valve" properly centered over the opening in the seat.

You're welcome.

[olevetonahill]

Please be seated and remain that way thru out your performance !
Cause if you dont Im gonna shoot more holes in you than the VP can

What I win ????????

[KC//CRIMSON]

Cut the $hit!

[LoyalFan]

Hiiiiideehiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

I had Kyle wipe the spots off the mirror and wall and he must have missed the one on the launch pad...Sorry.

Mr. Hanky
The Christmas Poo