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DCSooner
2/15/2006, 07:26 PM
Going out with Howzit.............free (he paid for all the shots I could take)
Getting bailed out of jail after 24 hours.....................................$325.00
Damages paid to my neighbor for the tree I cut down................$3000.00
Lawyer fees.............................................. ..........................$500.00
Court fees and fine.............................................. .................$375.00
Having a story to tell the grandkids about the time me and my good friend Howzit went out on the town.....
Priceless!
:D
The saga is over. Today was court, and another chapter ends.
chriscappel
2/15/2006, 07:28 PM
hehe how was court?? :D
Tailwind
2/15/2006, 07:33 PM
Why did you cut down the tree? Kinda expensive for firewood doncha think?
Stanley1
2/15/2006, 07:34 PM
Learn your lesson?
DCSooner
2/15/2006, 08:01 PM
hehe how was court?? :D
Court was awesome. The whole 7 hours I was there. I got to watch 20 lawyers that were way better than mine.
People, take it from Uncle DC. Do not choose the first lawyer that calls you back.
Good news is, the charge was changed to Disturbing the Peace. A million times better than the original, Criminal Mischief.
Difference of a Misdy A to a Misdy C.
BajaOklahoma
2/15/2006, 08:17 PM
Court was awesome. The whole 7 hours I was there. I got to watch 20 lawyers that were way better than mine.
People, take it from Uncle DC. Do not choose the first lawyer that calls you back.
Good news is, the charge was changed to Disturbing the Peace. A million times better than the original, Criminal Mischief.
Difference of a Misdy A to a Misdy C.
I thought Lid was an okay lawyer....... for a whorn.
yermom
2/15/2006, 09:13 PM
um, what?
when did all this happen?
OU-HSV
2/15/2006, 09:17 PM
Wow, that's expensive. So DC, I've got a question...did they have the weapon (the Saws-all) in a big evidence ziplock bag and carry into the courtroom/with sighs and gasps coming from the spectators in the courtroom?
proud gonzo
2/15/2006, 09:35 PM
how the hell did I miss this story?!?!??!???? :eek:
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/15/2006, 10:20 PM
how the hell did I miss this story?!?!??!???? :eek:what she said
Howzit
2/15/2006, 10:31 PM
Did I mention I'm in the CIA?
crawfish
2/15/2006, 11:22 PM
Since you're still alive, your wife obviously handled it better than mine would. :)
BeetDigger
2/16/2006, 12:41 AM
what she said
You all don't make it to Dallas lunches. Hell, even I know about this and I rarely know sh*t from shinola about the going's on around here. Hell, Howzit even say on DC's lap during the lunch and they talked about the first thing that popped up. I tell you, you learn a lot at the Dallas lunches.
critical_phil
2/16/2006, 12:53 AM
And it was skeeeeeeeeery.
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5057/treedream6mk.jpg
:D
Big Red Ron
2/16/2006, 12:57 AM
Going out with Howzit.............free (he paid for all the shots I could take)
Getting bailed out of jail after 24 hours.....................................$325.00
Damages paid to my neighbor for the tree I cut down................$3000.00
Lawyer fees.............................................. ..........................$500.00
Court fees and fine.............................................. .................$375.00
Having a story to tell the grandkids about the time me and my good friend Howzit went out on the town.....
Priceless!
:D
The saga is over. Today was court, and another chapter ends.Howzit or Sutton?
SoonerBorn68
2/16/2006, 12:59 AM
I got stories, but no charges and no arrests. :(
1stTimeCaller
2/16/2006, 09:33 AM
How did you get caught?
Howzit
2/16/2006, 09:39 AM
She walked out of her house during said activities. DC waves and says, "Hi!"
She and the rest of her church party were not amused.
crawfish
2/16/2006, 09:50 AM
She walked out of her house during said activities. DC waves and says, "Hi!"
She and the rest of her church party were not amused.
The SO's own criminal mastermind, here. :rolleyes:
Howzit
2/16/2006, 09:51 AM
I think he made the Highland Village 10 Most Wanted list for about 10 minutes.
Harry Beanbag
2/16/2006, 09:57 AM
$3000 for a tree?
Howzit
2/16/2006, 10:00 AM
It was a really good tree.
TexasLidig8r
2/16/2006, 10:01 AM
The being arrested whilst dressed in his u-trou is a nice touch.
Going out with Howzit.............free (he paid for all the shots I could take)
Getting bailed out of jail after 24 hours.....................................$325.00
Damages paid to my neighbor for the tree I cut down................$3000.00
Lawyer fees.............................................. ..........................$500.00
Court fees and fine.............................................. .................$375.00
Having a story to tell the grandkids about the time me and my good friend Howzit went out on the town.....
Priceless!
:D
The saga is over. Today was court, and another chapter ends.
Good thing a new SAWZ-ALL blade is cheap.
crawfish
2/16/2006, 10:02 AM
The SO's own criminal mastermind, here. :rolleyes:
He never mentioned the part where he mussed his hair up and pretended he'd been asleep when the cops answered the door.
"Sir, she SAW you do it!"
:D
Howzit
2/16/2006, 10:04 AM
"Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Oh, Yeah."
I knew about it. I've been told that I'm an honorary member of the Dallas Lunch Club.
1stTimeCaller
2/16/2006, 10:07 AM
so he really has to leave the country.
You never should've answered the door.
Howzit
2/16/2006, 10:08 AM
They had the battering ram thingy out. THIS GUY WAS ON THE HIGHLAND VILLAGE 10 MOST WANTED LIST!!!!!1
ChickSoonerFan
2/16/2006, 10:14 AM
Going out with Howzit.............free (he paid for all the shots I could take)
Getting bailed out of jail after 24 hours.....................................$325.00
Damages paid to my neighbor for the tree I cut down................$3000.00
Lawyer fees.............................................. ..........................$500.00
Court fees and fine.............................................. .................$375.00
Having a story to tell the grandkids about the time me and my good friend Howzit went out on the town.....
Priceless!
:D
The saga is over. Today was court, and another chapter ends.
aawwww....I love happy endings! :D
Howzit
2/16/2006, 10:22 AM
Happy ending? OUR WIVES WON'T LET US HANG OUT TOGETHER ANYMORE!!!
:D
soonerbrat
2/16/2006, 10:23 AM
so THAT'S why you two crazy boys were grounded from each other.
tsk tsk tsk
aawwww....I love happy endings! :D
Great. This is going to get merged into that other thread now.
1stTimeCaller
2/16/2006, 10:46 AM
http://544online.com/tour/10_01/03_ave_paul_bunyon_640.jpg
BeetDigger
2/16/2006, 03:01 PM
Happy ending? OUR WIVES WON'T LET US HANG OUT TOGETHER ANYMORE!!!
:D
So what you are saying is that because you can't hang out together anymore, there are no more "happy endings" for either of you? :texan:
NormanPride
2/16/2006, 03:27 PM
I really need to move to Dallas. Yikes.
So what you are saying is that because you can't hang out together anymore, there are no more "happy endings" for either of you? :texan:
sounds like both.
critical_phil
2/16/2006, 03:36 PM
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/5769/dchowzit15mg.jpg
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/5769/dchowzit15mg.jpg
gold
1stTimeCaller
2/16/2006, 03:40 PM
Is there any kind of back story here about the lady neighbor? Did you two have problems in the past or did you just decide that you didn't like her tree anymore?
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/5769/dchowzit15mg.jpg
bump
RacerX
11/11/2010, 05:41 PM
Howzit told the entire tale at an earlier tailgate this year. Classic.
NormanPride
11/11/2010, 06:13 PM
Howzit always did kiss-and-tell.
Pervert.
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