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Pieces Hit
2/15/2006, 03:19 PM
I find the not knowing as exciting as the planning to celebrate if I did.

Do not know Carrie's best friend's names and many other interesting facts about her story book existence and feel curiously empty without these fascinating trivial details.

I know she will just have to make more music soon but it's a mystery whether it will be in stock when I go to get it and I worry a lot about that.

I ponder how Carrie Underwood actually knowing of my undying interest in her career would affect her next stellar album but fear the rejection what comes with interrupting her precious time with input of that nature.

Would she find me as attractive as her last boyfriend or would we just be friends that could go for walks and are always there for each other during the hard times?

And with my buying all those kit kat bars has it helped her to help her family and her animals in Checotah to have a better life and afford a nice tv so they can watch her when she is on tv?
JohnnyMack
2/15/2006, 03:21 PM
Remember Steve Buscemi's character in Billy Madison? Yeah, that's you.
Pieces Hit
2/15/2006, 03:23 PM
I did not see it. Was he a Carrie Bear too?
critical_phil
2/15/2006, 03:31 PM
PH, another quality piece of work - just like your man Frank Zappa. sometimes it's good, sometimes it's waaaaaay out there.
















mostly waaaaaaay out there...............
GDC
2/15/2006, 03:31 PM
Her family was already relatively well off, she wasn't a poor little country girl. Also, she was a prima dona and a snooty bitch, when she was attending NSU. Her song choices suck, and American Idol sucks donkey balls.
Mjcpr
2/15/2006, 03:31 PM
Birthday: March 10, 1983
Mjcpr
2/15/2006, 03:32 PM
Wobblers:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f5/050527_scoop_underwood_vmed_11a.widec.jpg/200px-050527_scoop_underwood_vmed_11a.widec.jpg
Beef
2/15/2006, 03:38 PM
Wobblers:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f5/050527_scoop_underwood_vmed_11a.widec.jpg/200px-050527_scoop_underwood_vmed_11a.widec.jpg
For some reason a woman wearing a tight shirt with "vegetarian" on it makes me think of a cheeseburger.
Mjcpr
2/15/2006, 03:41 PM
Her family was already relatively well off, she wasn't a poor little country girl. Also, she was a prima dona and a snooty bitch, when she was attending NSU. Her song choices suck, and American Idol sucks donkey balls.

Translation: she wouldn't let me hit it

:D
GDC
2/15/2006, 03:42 PM
Translation: she wouldn't let me hit it twice

:D

:cool:
Mjcpr
2/15/2006, 03:43 PM
Liar! She's still pure!
yermom
2/15/2006, 03:45 PM
For some reason a woman wearing a tight shirt with "vegetarian" on it makes me think of a cheeseburger.

:D
pb4ou
2/15/2006, 03:49 PM
I bet Simon tapped it....or wanted too
Mjcpr
2/15/2006, 03:53 PM
Here are her jeans.

http://www.carrie-underwood.info/photos/fullsize/wire-image-2-10.jpg
NormanPride
2/15/2006, 03:53 PM
I loved how before she had even released an album, she was already doing ads and selling out. Wonderful. :(
Mjcpr
2/15/2006, 03:55 PM
I loved how before she had even released an album, she was already doing ads and selling out. Wonderful. :(

Yeah, that is so stupid of her to rake in the cash.

I would've turned it all down on the basis of moral high ground.
mdklatt
2/15/2006, 03:56 PM
[photo]


Those are some serious man hands.
yermom
2/15/2006, 03:57 PM
you think American Idol is going to waste that opportunity?

it's like, "please America, tell us who you want to help us sell stuff"

not really a bad idea, actually ;)

making commercials takes less time than recording an album though, besides, who knew if the album would sell? might as well cash in
yermom
2/15/2006, 03:58 PM
Those are some serious man hands.

i didn't even see that her hands were in the shot :O
Mjcpr
2/15/2006, 03:59 PM
Those are some serious man hands.

It's all PH can do to refrain from coming after you with an ice pick.
Pieces Hit
2/15/2006, 03:59 PM
Her family was already relatively well off, she wasn't a poor little country girl. Also, she was a prima dona and a snooty bitch, when she was attending NSU. Her song choices suck, and American Idol sucks donkey balls.You wouldn't say that to my face. :mad:

If you're reading this Carrie, don't worry he's just jealous of you.
But many, if not most of us are happy you are the winner you are.
He probably just sore that Constantine didn't win.
Ha Ha.

Constantine, if you're reading this I didn't mean it.
I hope you do good things and find happiness in your very special music.
JohnnyMack
2/15/2006, 04:00 PM
You wouldn't say that to my face. :mad:

If you're reading this Carrie, don't worry he's just jealous of you.
But many, if not most of us are happy you are the winner you are.
He probably just sore that Constantine didn't win.
Ha Ha.

Constantine, I think you're ghey as all outdoors. Carrie PWNS!!!!!!!111

.
Pieces Hit
2/15/2006, 04:08 PM
Constantine is obviously a sensitive, caring person with endless abilities.
What he does in his bedroom is none of your business and you should be happy for him to have gotten to meet and be friends with Carrie.
She said nice things about him even when his fans said ugly things about her.
I won't repeat those things but they weren't nice.
pb4ou
2/15/2006, 04:15 PM
Sorry guys, but I had to do it. Too good to pass up.

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4118/toilet19pr.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
yermom
2/15/2006, 04:16 PM
when you gotta go, you gotta go
pb4ou
2/15/2006, 04:21 PM
yeah, and I gotta go to one of those tailgates sometime...lucky Norm

http://x7.putfile.com/2/4515202428.jpg (http://www.putfile.com)
NormanPride
2/15/2006, 04:27 PM
Oh, it's a genius idea to do the commercials. But that doesn't stop me from hating it. :D
Pieces Hit
2/15/2006, 04:27 PM
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4118/toilet19pr.jpg (http://imageshack.us)I think about her like this sometimes too but in my version she is wearing a flannel night gown and holding a small dog and she doesn't have on any, you know, underwear.
Mjcpr
2/15/2006, 04:28 PM
I bet Simon tapped it....or wanted too

Who said you could wander away from the Fark board anyway?

:D
pb4ou
2/15/2006, 04:29 PM
I did :P
1stTimeCaller
2/15/2006, 04:31 PM
Is this PH's version of a 'Cry for Help' thread?
handcrafted
2/15/2006, 04:58 PM
Obsession. When PH gets arrested for stalking we can get Lid to come defend him. :D

Oh, and I don't think that picture of her is real (the non-farked one I mean). The copyright notice says 1986. :D
Getem
2/15/2006, 06:48 PM
I don't like Fords - but this one looks alright

http://members.cox.net/gswood64/cuMustang.jpg
Pieces Hit
2/16/2006, 08:51 AM
My sister in law looks a lot like Carrie.
This is problematic for me.