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1stTimeCaller
2/13/2006, 09:39 AM
They are worth watcing.

http://www.proudtobecanadian.ca/blog/images/gallery/Curl_CassieJohnson_sister_JamieJohnson.jpg

http://www.usacurl.org/C%20Johnson%201.jpg

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2005/03/29/inside1-johnson.jpg
Hatfield
2/13/2006, 09:44 AM
how stoned/drunk was the inventor of curling?
Howzit
2/13/2006, 09:45 AM
There's a joke about "curlies" in there somewhere.
Harry Beanbag
2/13/2006, 09:46 AM
how stoned/drunk was the inventor of curling?


It's just shuffleboard on ice. In reality, everyone playing should have a beer in one hand.
HoserSooner
2/13/2006, 09:52 AM
If you ever get a chance to play (can't imagine there are a lot of curling rinks in Texas & Oklahoma though?), give it a try. It's actually a lot of fun, and even better after a few beers.
Mjcpr
2/13/2006, 10:07 AM
There's a joke about "curlies" in there somewhere.

They look like "biters" to me.
Mjcpr
2/13/2006, 10:07 AM
They look like "biters" to me.
Looks like they could use a good "bite stick".
Mjcpr
2/13/2006, 10:08 AM
They could play my "swingy ice" anytime.
Mjcpr
2/13/2006, 10:09 AM
They're very experienced with "wobblers".
BeetDigger
2/13/2006, 10:11 AM
It's just shuffleboard on ice.


I wonder if all of the Canadian cruise ships have them on board, you know, to give the old folks something to play and bicker about.
OUinFLA
2/13/2006, 10:22 AM
. It's actually a lot of fun, and even better after a few beers.


What isn't?
Flagstaffsooner
2/13/2006, 10:24 AM
What isn't?Throwing up.
Howzit
2/13/2006, 10:33 AM
They look like "biters" to me.

Looks like they could use a good "bite stick".

They could play my "swingy ice" anytime.

They're very experienced with "wobblers".



Show off. :mad:
Mjcpr
2/13/2006, 10:36 AM
Show off. :mad:

Who doesn't know curling terminology?
jrsooner
2/13/2006, 06:12 PM
If you ever get a chance to play (can't imagine there are a lot of curling rinks in Texas & Oklahoma though?), give it a try. It's actually a lot of fun, and even better after a few beers.Played it for 2 years in High School. Too expensive to play it down here in Houston.

My wife apologized up and down today, since she forgot to tape it this morning!
colleyvillesooner
2/13/2006, 06:13 PM
My wife apologized up and down today, since she forgot to tape it this morning!

TMI ;)
mdklatt
2/13/2006, 06:23 PM
Any activity where the uniform makes you look like a McDonald's crew member is not a sport.
NormanPride
2/13/2006, 06:24 PM
It was this morning? Noooooooo! Will there be a replay? :(
BajaOklahoma
2/13/2006, 06:28 PM
If you ever get a chance to play (can't imagine there are a lot of curling rinks in Texas & Oklahoma though?), give it a try. It's actually a lot of fun, and even better after a few beers.

There is an ice rink in Dallas that offered curling lessons and had a curling club. My daughter wanted to become a sweeper. I couldn't add the time for the hour commute (each way) and the late night classes ( used to be 11 PM to midnite twice a week).
handcrafted
2/13/2006, 06:33 PM
how stoned/drunk was the inventor of curling?

Well it *is* just a bar game. Kinda like if darts got put in the Summer games.

And, the inventor(s) was a Scotsman, so that should answer your question, laddie! :D
GottaHavePride
2/13/2006, 07:10 PM
http://www.usacurl.org/C%20Johnson%201.jpg


Yeah. Heck yeah. Probably. OK, can't have anyone feeling left out.
OklahomaTrombone
2/13/2006, 07:12 PM
The girl on then end has commited the ultimate sports fashion faux paux.

Adidas Pants and a Nike shirt?

For shame.

Oh and I'd PItB
mdklatt
2/13/2006, 07:22 PM
Yeah. Heck yeah. Probably. OK, can't have anyone feeling left out.

You sure you didn't reverse your 'probably' and 'heck yeah'? #1 and #2 are geeky hot, but #3 is flat-out hot. #4 is a solid cute.
GottaHavePride
2/13/2006, 07:29 PM
You sure you didn't reverse your 'probably' and 'heck yeah'? #1 and #2 are geeky hot, but #3 is flat-out hot. #4 is a solid cute.

Hey, I watched part of that match this morning. #2 is definitely a heck yeah. I will agree to upgrade #3 to "yeah" as well.
mdklatt
2/13/2006, 07:31 PM
Hey, I watched part of that match this morning. #2 is definitely a heck yeah. I will agree to upgrade #3 to "yeah" as well.

#3 just looks like she knows things. :texan:
Mjcpr
2/13/2006, 07:33 PM
Oh and I'd PItB

Put It in the Butt?

:confused:
OklahomaTrombone
2/13/2006, 07:34 PM
Put It in the Butt?

:confused:


close.
GottaHavePride
2/13/2006, 07:34 PM
Heh. Very close. The "P" is different. and there's no "it"
mdklatt
2/13/2006, 07:36 PM
Heh. Very close. The "P" is different. and there's no "it"

That doesn't help. :confused:
GottaHavePride
2/13/2006, 07:56 PM
check yo' spek.
jrsooner
2/13/2006, 07:57 PM
There is an ice rink in Dallas that offered curling lessons and had a curling club. My daughter wanted to become a sweeper. I couldn't add the time for the hour commute (each way) and the late night classes ( used to be 11 PM to midnite twice a week).I checked into the one here in Houston....the price and time was just a little too much for me at that time. Yearly fee for the club, they played on Sunday Morning during church, and then you had to pay for ice rental on the rink in the Galleria.
Mjcpr
2/13/2006, 07:58 PM
check yo' spek.

I think I liked mine better.

:eek: